Trying to think of a goofy sci-fi movie that Paul Newman was in so #monsterdon can avoid Sean Connery or Charlton Heston, but I'm not sure there is one
Best I can come up with is The Towering Inferno, a disaster movie with a stacked cast that is a disaster of a movie
Couldnβt afford Randy Newman?
So how much of the plot of this and Master of the Universe (1987) are shared?
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@yatsu yeah. An endless movie with no end. Iβm quite the wordsmith. #Monsterdon
The witch found the time portal from that one Star Trek episode? Was it just left behind in the California desert?
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I'm going to need another drink to get through this π» #Monsterdon #beastmaster2
Yasss
So that bog witch was the Yoda of the picture. "Another there is yes. A sister... err brother. Yes yes. Brother there is. Hmmmm."
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@diazona@techhub.social They're not creative enough to come up with a new bad guy. #Monsterdon #beastmaster2
I'm just gonna retcon in some more family there, I see. #Monsterdon #beastmaster2
Auntie Exposition.
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Dar's aunt is a swamp hag? Cool.
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Let me look at you with both my glowy eyes.
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Please go to 80βs NYC please go to 80βs NYC
Oh sweet are we going to the 80βs?
"Chill out, lord dude." Huh?
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Apparently, the Key of Magog is full of pew pew
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A fire proof witch? That's a useful trick.
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Ended up barely participating in #monsterdon on here since this movie is too damn good to split my attention on
Arklon is clearly in Arches National Park, Utah
Dude brought a laser pistol to a sword fight.
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Oh hey a running gag just started.
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Kodo and Podoβs kids or did Kodo get a new Podo. Or vice versa I forget
Low budget Evilyn is okay. She needs a wardrobe upgrade though.
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TIL that Sam Niel passed a couple weeks ago. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
This time the black tiger isn't black because omg painting tigers black is a bad idea from top to bottom.
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Who gave low budget Skeletor a gun?
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Dar, this is why you need to practice with the axe more. #Monsterdon #beastmaster2
@cptbutton I guess it's Kodo II and Podo II then? *shrug*
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these are his beasts? Where are the elephants, snakes and bumblebees. He would have an army!
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OK now Dar is helping
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Tiger over here carrying the team.
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Somehow this sequel took 8 years to happen. After the Conan rippoff boom had died.
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I like a villain who is proud of his golden hair.
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A very satisfying Lovecraft-modern media mashup. I want to watch this again while Iβm not tooting. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for an unnerving #Monsterdon
Kodo and Podo II
Or did Kodo die. I forget.
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Lessons in menacingly playing with your hair. Don't.
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hey, where is @apLundell ? he never misses #monsterdon
Surprise, it's your stag party. #Monsterdon #beastmaster2
Arklon. He's like Darklon without the D.
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Well great job as always team, that's another movie launched into space. And thanks again to @Taweret for hosting!
@yatsu I sorta think itβs just an endless movie within a movie within a movie and there is no end.
Beastmaster 2 starring Wings Hauser. Aka we have Michael Ironside from Highlander 2 at home.
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The #doublefeature begins! #beastmaster2 #monsterdon
@binford2k oh I could have sworn there was misogyny
@rallias Starring all the members of a punk ska band from Camden Town. #monsterdon
I know that there has to be a few people in this tag with a WIP whose protagonist has slapped you in the face, told you to fuck right off, and ordered you to rewrite it, because no, they would not be doing whatever that crap was that you put into the first attempt at the chapter. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
@miru I watched using the browser app on my LG tv. Anyone have a recommended app for viewing this on LG tvs?
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My cat slept through the movie. #Monsterdon
@jivens I enjoyed that
Nice one tonight. I had forgotten this from first seeing it. Thanks @Taweret !
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I ended up with two bingos, hubby got three!
I'm thinking "Haunting of Hill House" production and direction, and you've got yourself a winner.
@davesdogmaggie Ah but who wrote the screenplay within the screenplay? LOL
alright, i do like Sam Neill, but i guess i like my endings a bit more ambiguous. i kinda feel like they had no idea how to end it? anyway, much too good of a movie for us. great job, everyone.
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Human interaction was modeled by some Interplanetary organization.. The casualties were high..
This was in the end credits..
@kshernandez Michael De Luca. Big time guy.
@combatwombat @gblues @paco I'm counting on it
The book's better than the movie
THE END
Being the Main Character in a living horror novel might be sweaty and terrifying but at least you get free unlimited cigarettes.
Thanks for this #Monsterdon masterpiece @Taweret and to @miru for streaming around the IP damage as you do!
I really liked the bits in the town but felt like we went of a cliff when he left. Still lots of very true Carpenter bits in it. Too many loud jump scares for my liking though. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! And remember: Reading Is Fundamental! #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
Too good for #Monsterdon. Not good enough for a real movie.
I wonder if he thought the book was better?
Anyways, thanks, #Monsterdon friends.
I'd appreciate if you share my pinned MA request from my profile? $957 to go and I can close out this ask and move to a safer home.
Thanks, y'all.
@paco at the end
Mate, I've been saying that the whole movie.
But that's a Stephen King movie for ya I guess.
@kcarr2015 oh wow! #Monsterdon
I do now know that I like sam neill much better when he's not putting on an american accent
@jivens accurate
it ended with a shot of his mouth as he finally went madness, got em
The rare #Monsterdon that I will actually log on Letterboxd. Most of what we watch Iβll never admit to on there π
and they all fucked off into reality the end #Monsterdon
Can we see him watch the scene where he's watching a movie on TV. Get a monsterdon watching a monsterdon watching a monsterdon? #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
Hell Yeah!
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The lack of bodies so far is spooky
cute, he made popcorn
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The Neverending Story, but less depressing #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94
@nev@status.nevillepark.ca I wish it were getting MTA instead. I could use some good public transit
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Next he'll scream in the middle of a male chorus dancing whilst singing "The French Mistake".
Are you guys seeing this too? #Monsterdon #justchecking
Wait, are we ending at the beginning?
It's good that he can laugh about it now. #Monsterdon