why does The Writer With the Power to Make Things Real have to be a horror writer and not, like, a gay hockey romance writer

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@diazona i'd take it over AI #Monsterdon

I want my Writing Room to be dripping in ichor

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Big wood door? Pretty scary already.

Big wood door that is VERY WET? Now we're talking.

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The accurs'd typewriter of the damned!

(This guy is hitting the space bar far too rarely for that to be English text.)

Cool effect with the door though.

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@Lazarou I think that's what the demons are for

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@allanb you and me both #Monsterdon

Black mold... looks costly

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@MatthewTitus88 yes! I think she hung herself! lol #Monsterdon

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The horror of an all manual typewriter.
All work and no play....

I like his hair
I wish I had hair like that

(he's probably bald)

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beeeeeg termites

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Hell of a goon cave this guy's got
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Ah, ha, proof you are inside #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness1994

Not on the first date, buster

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Random children calling me mommy and wanting me to play with them, HORROR #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

TF kinda freaky games they got going on in there?

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My God, I can't believe I had to type that alt-text

[whistles the Murder She Wrote theme]

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Wow this church really went to hell #Monsterdon

Weird, they put the cross upside... oh.

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I have no idea what is going on and furthermore i don’t want to #Monsterdon

he
he broke
the spine
he broke the spine of the book
...
death's too good for him

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See, that's what those Nuclear Waste Depositories should say

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Dammed forever you say? That’s a long time, I might reconsider or I might plow ahead. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness1994

Creepy: Are you my mummy?

Creepier: YOU'RE my mummy!

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UH OH

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"Any who dare enter this unholy site be damned forever"

yeah that's what you want on your church

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Accurate portrayal of middle school dodgeball #Monsterdon

“A three legged dog killed my wife. You find him! You find that three legged dog!”

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woman walking alone at night

ball slowly rolls up behind her

oh hell no

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Viggo the Carpathian?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_von_Homburg

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#Monsterdon nuke that town while you still can

You know how he should know something isn't right? Because that lady is acting like she desires him.

Definite red flag.

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Give it?
What's the magic word?
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SUTTER CANE'S
BAG OF BAGS

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Naked man on the floor cuffed to her ankle, sure, but she's in to reading so it's probably for a good reason. #Monsterdon

that's some kinky old lady, isn't she?
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Is the pan down from the innkeeper the creepiest shot of the movie? The most down to earth horror we get anyway (outside of police brutality).
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Seriously, this movie keeps feeling less "horror" and more just "what the bleep is even going on?" to me.

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Handcuffing your beaten up husband to your ankle is one helluva kink.

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When does Hobb's fall off the sign to reveal it says Tweaker's End

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"You look as if you've been up all night"

Been reading.

It's okay, we know it's fanfic, you can tell us. #Monsterdon

The groaning from behind the desk is kinda funny, not gonna lie

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@steggy
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yeah, smoke outside you barbarian!

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Someone probably said it but fun fact JOHNNAY's dad was the painting from Ghostbusters 2

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Well, that's "something gross" for the bingo card...

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I appreciate that this is like a Stephen King movie (or several of them) as well as a Stephen King novel (they should have taken out the Lovecraft nods for consistency).

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its all fake cause it's all real!

so real!

so fake it can't be real so it's not fake!

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#Monsterdon listen to the women while you can

SUTTER CANE'S
WANTIN' STUFF

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and that's why yu don't fire doggos
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"You're wrong! I know you're wrong. ... Because you're right."

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heyyyyy Vigo from ghostbusters 2

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there's special stunt people that can get mauled by dogs

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@UsagiTsukino #Monsterdon

When they use a VPN!

you have jam on your face, little girl
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these are the same sort of dogs Mr Burns has...

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#monsterdon It's half "I love you" and half “You have bacon tied around your ankles…”

Three Dobies is not enough. FOUR MORE! And a Min Pin! No that'd be too much. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

#Monsterdon why won't they stop seeing me?

Right-a Prochnow, the funk soul brother. #monsterdon

Those are really pretty dogs

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Is that the evil count from Ghostbusters II?

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Cerebus starter kit, a trio of dogs. #Monsterdon

@cd0 Partially (also a lot of King)

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Puppy!

No actors were harmed [TM]
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Is this The Omen?

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stop slamming the door, boy!

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#monsterdon Doors are having a laff

Oh, it’s just Vacation Bible School except the kids finally won

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WELCOME TO THE HOBB'S END DEMO DERBY

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AAAAAAA it's PRINCE VIGO!! THE SCOURAGE OF CARPATHIA! THE SORROW OF ... SOMEWHERE ELSE
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Sam just made…

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It's a nice church to be fair

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So is this Kane guy a placeholder for lovecraft? #monsterdon

that church is so cool looking, I'd worship the devil in there

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"can i pet that dawg?"

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Just call it Derry.

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Hey the Church! Outside Toronto.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_the_Transfiguration_(Markham,_Ontario)
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"An evil older than time and wider than the known universe"

the evil is yo momma

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Mrs. Pickman probably forwards her husband funny email chains.

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no, you're living inside a John Carpenter movie!

Mindfuck!!

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Mrs Pickman: "Tonight's special is coleslaw!" #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Pickman's extended family that modeled for him
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@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon

Long live the new flesh!

His birth name is Raymond Punterson

...no? Alright

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"I don't know anybody named Cane."

Someone hasn't been reading her Bible. #Monsterdon

I keep expecting the mayor from Widow’s Bay to show up and start talking about the next Martha’s Vineyard

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Is it me or it’s getting increasingly more autumnal as the scene goes on, initially it looked like late summer and now it looks like mid fall #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

No smoking. This means you Sam. #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

#monsterdon Strange growing things, like a Michigan Dispensary on Halloween... :)

Loose board or sewing machine pedal. You decide. #monsterdon `

Seriously, that car looks like it has bathed in mud then dried for a week!

How'd they do that just driving on the road for a day or two??

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SUTTER CANE'S
THE POLISHING

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I had strange growing things once, but a little antibiotics cleared it right up.
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According to IMDB, the village scenes were filmed in Unionville, ON.

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@trixter pretty sure this would lead to the director of Lawnmower Man adapting The Hobb’s End Horror for the big screen

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#monsterdon Tasty candy! HobbNobs! Fresh elder dark with every bite! May create one or more of the following, funny audio issues, tentacles, drooling, strange children… axe parties.

It's honestly kind of impressive how dirty they got that car driving for what? Like one? Two days?

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