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Yes very important to overdub the horse clops into English

@diazona @paco @Terencio @ryan I second that, excellent choice!

"stretch" lol
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Do you know how hard it is for be a bodybuilder these days?
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to horse: Are you stuck in the haystack again

love it

guys—this is pure class. it doesn’t get much better. a total monsterdon win. how did I miss this in my weed era?
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where are you woman?
<knocks over jug>
oh there you are
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Randy_underscore_S

randy_s@mefi.social

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heh "With all those muscles he looks like a condom filled with walnuts" These people are professionals, this is not fair...

OK, ready for it

Everything was

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bloody tail!

hahaha wow that was great wailing
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Fun fact: The film being voiced over (parodied) is Samson and the Mighty Challenge:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059672/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_and_His_Mighty_Challenge

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@Terencio I feel like the "Wrong X" descriptor has never been more appropriate, in the best possible way

(maybe except for the original Wrong Frogs)

@diazona I like hearing Arnold's lines though
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@kshernandez yes

seems very necessary this week in particular

@diazona close but no potato. Looks like a hard one!
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Scarab (Sarah)

Configures@mindly.social

@Terencio I enjoyed the facial tic when that guy said a sexist thing, the woman's silent reaction, and then turned around, walked back, and SLUGGO! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #HerculesReturns

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hahaha even Ahnold gets called out in the Hercules rap

Best double feature ever! Brilliantly done. Thanks @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

I- #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature 🤷🏾‍♀️

Good night, y'all.

Thanks @ryan for picking & hosting that film! And thanks to the gang for the fun watch!

Awesome find @ryan and thanks to everyone!
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Brilliant. ’Nite peeps. #Monsterdon
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The dialogue matches the actors' mouth movements less and less as the movie goes on

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"you said we were having a porn and prawn night" 😂

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lol I was gonna say how'd he get all the way down from 99 bottles to 10... but who needs accurate counting when you're drunk

#PornAndPrawnNight name of my new watch party

haha fuck knuckle
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@diazona

Needs more bouzouki

this conversation
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mind if I join you girls?
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“When your god says to beat the living shit out of someone, you do it. Okay?”

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"When your god says to beat the living shit out of someone, you do it! That's what religion is all about!"

great parody quote

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@PurpleJillybeans oh wow I haven't even been seeing your posts since I was following the #Monsterdon hashtag

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@flowerpot it's like culturally ambiguous yodeling

Bluto has arrived

@diazona It's perfect

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This little short dude is an agent of chaos and I love it

homosexual LOL
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anyone care for a crepe
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I'm definitely adding this movie to my collection

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Honestly I'd love to see what happens if Labia got injected into any of the other Hercules movies we watched

(though I would feel bad for her)

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"with all those muscles he looks like a condom full of walnuts" 😂

Labia has a delightful wit

"He looks like a condom full of walnuts."

@MichaelKlamerus oof, that’s an unfortunate start. or, in monsterdonlandia, a perfect 10! my first was piranha (1978), and that was kind of all i needed to see. 🦈
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Yup, in movies about ancient cultures you can't save a girl from drowning and not marry her

It's the rules

@diazona they are very talented
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Isn't it wonderful how one woman is doing a whole chorus of simultaneous female voices

so far, i’m impressed with this cultural artifact…this is the one I want the aliens from #communion to find
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"I've seen more knobs than a locksmith."

:D:D:D

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"now which way is north"

Yeah that's Hercules

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hahahaha

Overdubbing a movie with completely different parody dialogue is the perfect fit for #Monsterdon

“You couldn’t organize a fart at a curry-eating contest.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Spence

I thought I recognized one of the men in the trailer. It's Bruce Spence, the gyrocopter captain from Mad Max 2

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Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿

Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online

LOL, they had reply guys back then too.

I miss the days when you could have punched them in person.

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Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿

Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online

This music makes me want to play simcity.

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Wondering if watching Hercules Returns (1993) means I also log on #NeoDB Samson and His Mighty Challenge (1964) 🤔

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klu9@eggplant.place

finished watching Hercules Returns 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑
Hilarious redub of an old Hercules film.

Watched in #MonsterMiru watch party after #Monsterdon on Mastodon

#NeoDB

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I think #Monsterdon has reached new heights of ridiculousness tonight in two very different ways... I needed this ❤️

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

I should not be up at midnight before Monday. But even the closing credits are a riot.

It was rap with a capital C!

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I think I need to immerse myself in more Australian absurd comedies.

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

Omg @ryan Hercules Returns was the best #WrongFrogs find EVER. Bravo.
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KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

They are giving this voiceover their all!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@rdm 👏

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@flowerpot Yeah, if this movie is lacking in anything, it's not choreography!

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Well it *is* in character for Zeus to be getting up in other people's business

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

The greatest Telenovela every!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature 🤷🏾‍♀️

I had thought “aggro” was a term from the gaming community in the early 2000s, but this is from 1993. Was it an Australian term originally?

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Ancient Greek country western music

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Kind of a small ring TBH

rdm

rdm@aus.social

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A special shout out for the VIP audience cast including the beloved critic Margaret Pomeranz AM, formerly of The Movie Show with the late David Stratton.