this is a really cheap production

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booo go back to when everyone was fighting hercules all the time #monsterdon

"His... virginity?"

"DIVINITY."

"Sorry, this fountain is crazy loud."

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Zeus doing the Tim the Sorcerer routine.

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Do people still talk like that in New York or is like like London with the Cockney accent?

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Wait, the pretzel guy is named Pretzy?

How did I miss that?

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Yeet the little man out the window, yeet something dammit!

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A mild megalomania :catsmilinglaser:

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On a street named Broadway. Or maybe it was Dameway

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The guy playing Mercury is actually acting. He has expression, tone of voice. It's so strange. Probably could have been a great actor, but then they saw THIS on his resume and said "we'll pass..."

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"Why can't the old man leave me alone"

Planet Earth asks...

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#monsterdon this shot would be better if it was in focus.

"You are living a fallacy."

Priapus is here!?!? D:

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@trixter it's the best version, isn't it? #MOnsterdon

Aweee an automat. Cute.
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@smp I miss those things :(

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@paco Touché

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If you're wondering where the special effects budget went, I think I have an idea.

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You would see a lot of things living in New York for a 100 years....

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"Once I strangled two serpents in my cradle"

"lol, you're so real Hercules"

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Varig Airlines wow Brazil mentioned

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Are they... how many days are supposed to have gone by?

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Hercules they HAD drama in ancient Greece you can't pretend you've never seen an actor before.

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Mercury is a Roman name, isn’t it?

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Mercury the twink. #Monsterdon

The mob guys should be in this scene too

Yeeeaaahhhh

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Great Zeus will make up his own mind AND DON'T CALL HIM SHIRLEY!!!

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The Conservatory Garden in Central Park (Olympus) is really lovely, btw.

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The real monsters were the New Yorkers we met along the way.

@allanb @LingLass

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LUCHA LIBRE!

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I always get my greek mythology from... a dimestore novel? #monsterdon

The Nemean lion, the hydra of Lerna, the Central Park Zoo bear, …

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Don't sign pretzel-guy, you made a sacred oath as a weakling sidekick. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

"Joey, you like movies about Hercules?"

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Hey, they act like the President does....

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"That boy of yours is a cummer" - Wrestling promoters

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Yyyyyyyyeeeeeaahhhh

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lol, here comes the Mob....

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Yeeeeaaahhhhh

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The bear fight looked better in rehearsal.

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Why is David Lynch here

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no lady, not 'beat him'

YEET HIM!

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He killed the bear?!

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That's pretty short for a 600 lb bear

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I’m in agreement with Zeus at this point. Trouble does follow Hercules.

Are we gonna see a comeback of the constellations?

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Day for Fight

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Beat him off!

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GUYS I REPEAT it's not a real bear I know it's hard to doubt your own eyes but please stay calm.

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Folks… Don’t grab random bears in Central Park

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You would be surly and dangerous if you were kept in a tiny cage

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Whoops, bear.

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"Known to be surly and dangerous. And obsessed with stealing pic-a-nic baskets."

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Imagine how weird it would be if he were to ask her about her life or her family of her hopes and dreams

They should call him HIMCULES

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Of course bears are dangerous, and don't call me Shirley!

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The dad plays a villain in things, doesn't he?

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#monsterdon “YOU TOOK THE HEADSTONES, BUT YOU LEFT THE BODIES! AHHHHHH!”

Oh like you can talk Zeus, you're Trouble incarnate.

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Bear time! 🐻

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Is the Affrontery next to the Beanery

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It's tomorrow already?!?!

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the father is setting up the dweeb with the daughter cuz he’s gotta get himself hercked

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"You have strucked Hercules."

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A bull in a tensor store?
Wtf did he say?
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The custom suit for Arnold was a significant fraction of the budget. Actually pretty well fitting. #monsterdon

@Binder Pretzi == Marty Supreme

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An antler? On a mantle? Now I've seen everything!

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Professor Camden is James Karen, who was in Mulholland Drive.

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Choreographed pecs. 😃

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I want some of the athletes to be fighting a Chimera

"Say Herc, ya think you'd be any good at 'dis?"

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that doesn't look like Central Park. that looks like Riverside area… but that building right behind the taxi’s line of sight might be the Museum of Natural History… but am voting somewhere up in Riverside Park.

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Oh, there's going to be an attempt at a romantic subplot with 'Helen', isn't there?

What did Ancient Greeks call their years though, they couldn't be running up to year zero, could they?

Why is this movie though?

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GREAT THROW TOM

He'll never beat Tom

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missed the chance to have him yeet the diskus into space and konk Zeus on the noggin

that is a TERRIBLE throw

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"Put that discus down. You have no business out here!"

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Weird crossover of Monsterdon movies with a Hercules and Monsterdon movies with an old guy smoking a pipe

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Just stop the cab anywhere that we don't need a filming permit. #Monsterdon

"Hercules, follow me into the err,. woods...."

called it, I saw this man's game

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"This way Herc, to my favorite make-out spot err, hiding place."

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SPANIKOPITA!!!

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YEET
THE
CAR

oh nvm he just tipped it
ehh good enough
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Does Pretzi give his pretzels away for free? Where's HIS money?

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I'd say Tokyo is bigger....

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Diana is in love with Apollo??? 🤢

That’s deeply wrong on, like, three different fronts #Monsterdon

The classic tale of a Greek demi-god and a bagel salesman.

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I feel like I'm watching Tim and Eric

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is that John Candy?

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My brain is completely letting me down. What’s the name of this instrument? Not the balalaika

Anyway, there’s 200% more of this music than I ever expected #Monsterdon

"He is most disagreeable, and he has irritated me" is a phrase bound for fame on here 😂

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what if this was shot so you could tell what was going on

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Is it really worth all this effort to try to press this guy into service? He hasn't done a single minute of work and he put half your crew in the hospital.

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"Hercules goes where he wishes"

Iconic

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@jonny I also really like that Zeus is portrayed as a total wussy.

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"When I tried to persuade him, he killed 19 guys."

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OMG the white eye-shadow

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they're being kinda dicks to this guy they just pulled out of the ocean. Jesus. Let the guy dry off before you grill him.

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“I was swimming.”

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Unexpected nightmare at 20,000 feet

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Yes, he clearly sounds Greek...

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I'm learning so many nautical terms!

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