Me and the boys playin’ grab-ass
#monsterdon #grizzly2

Put it in a memo titled "shit I already know."
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John Rhys-Davies time baby!
#grizzly2 #monsterdon

I'm going to read for a bit. I'm in The Beak Of The Finch, by Jon Weiner. It's about evolution - finches in the Galapagos. Then I'm going to sleep and dream about giant finches attacking rednecks in the 1970s.

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So the post #Monsterdon stream on @miru is like Grizzly 2 the Revenge and Charlie Sheen and George Clooney and Laura Dern just got et by a Big Bear and Kai Winn from Deep Space Nine is putting on a rock concert in the forest and it is the most WTF thing ever 🤣

@SnoopJ #monsterdon

Wah! I was gonna say the first song sounded kinda interesting. Was trying to figure out what it was....

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093119/soundtrack/

Well, that was...fun? Anyway, thanks for another fine evening of movie watching. See you all next week #Monsterdon

@apLundell And then also ended the film without doing anything with the hackneyed romance plot, making not just the scene with the reporter's father pointless, but the reporter HERSELF pointless!

LAYERS

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Summary of Grizzly 1977

Gobs of people in plaid shirts and blue jeans.

No fishing, but counting boobs for girl in underwear in waterfall.

Girl pooping in woods instead of guy peeing in woods. I'll give it half a credit.

tiny cliff.

Ranger station,

Tent's destroyed.
White pickup truck.

Did miss back shot of girl running, but I'll count it as a bingo. What I didn't expect was the bear blowing up!

Great job #Monsterdon !

Store-brand Donald Sutherland
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@jonny yes me too

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#monsterdon Sometimes conservation means exploding wildlife with military hardware. That's just the way things go. Could be a bear, a deer, or even your corrupt power-hungry boss. Just gotta enjoy it in the moment, knowing it's for the greater good.

i head out for two seconds and come back to bear carnage. Nice one film
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If you'd like to know what a real killer bear story was like, and if you like reading Wikipedia pages, might I recommend https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

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(Warning for quite a few gruesome, real life bear killings from a hundred years ago including babies and the elderly)

@kcarr2015 It's a bearzooka.
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Moral of the story: #monsterdon

@kshernandez I mostly just feel exhausted & disappointed after an hour and a half of folksy determined rangers with strong jaws and bloody victims and a helicopter.

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@diazona Grizzly 2: Electric Beargaloo?
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@miru

Oh my peas and carrots, they actually blew up the bear with a bazooka? 🤦‍♂️😆

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

@RamenCatholic That it sat in the can for almost forty years before being released should tell you something ...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon The theme of this movie is that they had enough money to make a movie.

I'm left with mixed emotion after watching this film. #monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That was fun! Bad movies and good times. LOL!

Many thanks to @Taweret for setting all this stuff up!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon "He's programmed like some kind of damn computer."

The B in IBM is for bear, didn't you know? This is because all computers are built on a bearnary code.

@diazona @miru LAURA DERN AND GEORGE CLOONEY?? #monsterdon

I have no further words for “Grizzly” except that it was technically a film.
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"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million. Now let's get out of here."
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@cainmark 30 to 50 wild supergrizzlies running across your yard

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Haha Tubi is auto playing Snowbeast #monsterdon

That's like a door in the face. #monsterdon

Holy crap that ended abruptly. #monsterdon

does a bear shit IN THIS MOVIE?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

And, like so many of its #monsterdon predecessors, Grizzly has no time for denouement. Sad harmonica over the credits is all you get.

And it just…ends??

I should have stayed asleep and kept having weird nightmares about the toilet becoming detached and the bathroom flooding.

Anyway, point your browsers to https://miru.miyaku.media/ if you want to torture yourself with Grizzly 2!

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the usual abrupt ending for #monsterdon fillums except no ocean to fuck off into

Thank you as always @Taweret !

I think that wins most literal copy of existing movie for cash grab ever.

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#Grizzly

If he's tired and scared, why does he need to come back out?

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Scotty should have looked at the remains and been like, "Bears don't do this. Bears never had a lair like this. It's doing it for the pleasure." 😬

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

And now he’s 30 feet tall and can just swat them out of the sky? #Monsterdon

BearZooka™

The End

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He did mention something about a rocket launcher before they landed, how they got one in the first place is open to questioning.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

y'know if _I_ had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch wou

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annnnd ... roll credits to a harmonica

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😂😂😂😂😞 #Monsterdon

It's perfect just like that, roll credits. #Monsterdon

It was definitely a movie! That's now over!

Another #Monsterdon, in the bag.

Hope y'all had fun, too! I know I did!

YEAHHHHH!!

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Bear explosion!!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A bazooka. Rangers used to have much better budgets and equipment..

(somber instrumental music)

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I did not have "blow up the bear" on my bingo card.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

(Bear chunks reform into bear)

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Maybe they should have started with the grenade launcher?

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This was the cheesiest death scene. But since the bear won, I'll allow it.
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The movie and this thread are over, as a sad tune plays us out. This is the end of a #monsterdon thread for Grizzly, a movie that is legally distinct from Jaws and I don't know why you would even bring that up.

That's a LAW, right?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Poor Scotty. He always smelled like peanut butter and cold cuts. All wildlife loved him. And in the end, they loved him too hard.

Okay, can someone help me…

where the hell did the rocket launcher come from?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Next time lead with the bear bazooka. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I like how the bear just shrugs off gunfire #TeamMonster

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He'll love him, and hug him, and name him George!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Dang. He squeezed the paint out of him

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A military rifle with 2 rounds in the mag?

REALLY?

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[lands helicopter dramatically]

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what??? i-- what???

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uhhh

the tail rotor would have likely been ENOUGH there, y'all.

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Blowed dat bear up real good

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#Grizzly

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He has a rocket launcher?

Well Crap. Sorry, Scotty. You get to die twice.

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Kelly keeps smiling at the most inopportune times.

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This is another "Pad to feature length" film. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@Taweret the park manager was right the whole time and it was just a normal brown bear and a bunch of people with no survival instincts #monsterdon

Holy shit they blew up the bear. #monsterdon

If the bear chomps the helicopter before we end at least I can leave happy #TeamMonster

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@msh He came back from the dead, just to turn around and get dead.
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Wait until that bear get 88mph and you will see serious shit
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A big furry computer probably running on MS-DOS. #Monsterdon

SUDDENLY, BONGOS

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DO IT, BEAR. ATTACK THE HELICOPTER.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

It's the Bearbot 3000! #Monsterdon

I can't tell, have we already seen this helicopter PoV shot?

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#monsterdon Movie-prop moment: the walkie talkie Scotty was using looks like the same model of Motorola they used in the first Ghostbusters movie.

Welp my prophecy is busted. Scottie was supposed to save the main character. #fail #monsterdon

Scotty fails his roll to seduce the bear.

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i want the bear to win against the helicopter.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

A rocket launcher? That hardly seem sporting.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"and this has been Helicopter Talk, on NPR"

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“I never meant him no insult”

Sir, the movie would beg to differ

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bear: "THE PARK IS MINE!!"

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Well, there's that

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So… Scotty survived the first attack so he could… die literally one minute later.

…

What jackass wrote this?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Okay, let's be fair. The look on Scotty's face at the end of that scene was clearly love. He was at peace with the situation. #Monsterdon

This is the look of a man who read the script and knows that he has no more lines in it.
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Scotty dies again

I’m not sure what the point of that was

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@PastaThief loot the body so we can see if he drops a synth implant. #Monsterdon

"we gonna bury him here?" "does a bear shit in the woods?"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

dude just... threw away his rifle when he found his friend's corpse, why not just cover yourself in honey and blood dude

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plot twist! he faked his own death to get away with the gold!

haha oh wait what

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Bear is going to slap the chopper out of the sky #monsterdon

Scotty looks like a yummy raspberry crumble. #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Maybe it will segue into a more interesting zombie movie.

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