“I never meant him no insult”

Sir, the movie would beg to differ

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bear: "THE PARK IS MINE!!"

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Well, there's that

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So… Scotty survived the first attack so he could… die literally one minute later.

…

What jackass wrote this?

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Okay, let's be fair. The look on Scotty's face at the end of that scene was clearly love. He was at peace with the situation. #Monsterdon

This is the look of a man who read the script and knows that he has no more lines in it.
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Scotty dies again

I’m not sure what the point of that was

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@PastaThief loot the body so we can see if he drops a synth implant. #Monsterdon

"we gonna bury him here?" "does a bear shit in the woods?"

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dude just... threw away his rifle when he found his friend's corpse, why not just cover yourself in honey and blood dude

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plot twist! he faked his own death to get away with the gold!

haha oh wait what

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Bear is going to slap the chopper out of the sky #monsterdon

Scotty looks like a yummy raspberry crumble. #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Maybe it will segue into a more interesting zombie movie.

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~10 minutes left.
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Eight minutes. They gonna blow up this bear or what? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

SCOTTY IS AN ANDROID?!

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Or I might've voted for The Food Of The Gods, I dunno. I definitely didn't vote for Grizzly though

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he's gonna need a bucket full of antibiotics after having all that grass and dirt in his wounds.

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@VirtualEnid hold that.. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the Druid should have used Wild Shape instead of trying to kite the bear.

Oh hey. Scottie's sprouting. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The way Bear just like...knocks off limbs and heads like he is One Punch Bear is...something else #Monsterdon

Correction, Bear 7.75, people.5

Scotty made it!

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It's his deer strength
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I guess Johnny Fontaine IS getting that picture deal.

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@jonny I don't think so

although it did eat some men and a kid too

er, mauled some men and a kid, unclear as to whether there has been any eating

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Finally, Terry's down.

He was in a buncha stuff - Walking Tall 2, Herbie Goes Bananas, Day Of The Animals

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"No, I said he was a Headless-horse man."

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is this an attempt at burial?

bearial?

ARIAL BEAR SPOTTING?!

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the horse's head is whacked off with a single blow but the man just gets a couple scrapes, weird.

nobody can hang on to their weapons either, maybe they should get strings like mittens

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Lmao that horse head

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The bear is working for Don Corleone! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

the thing is I don't care if they get the bear or not

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Bitch-Slapped By A Bear

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 u got godfathered

aw, not the horse! that nice horse didn't do anything wrong.

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It knocked the head off his horse!!

At least it buried him.
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@saucerlost yeah fair point, that's to be expected

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Yep. Drag a 2,000 lb bear with a rope. That’ll work for sure

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so today's lesson is, people who can't be bothered to listen to other people will be eaten by a bear. ... please?

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It's really the humans fault for being so tasty. I say we set up a temple and start a new religion. Clan of the cave bear is what we'll call it or something #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ not sure if that makes him the Richard Dreyfuss character or the Robert Shaw character

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#monsterdon Do you think they used test audiences of horny teenage couples for movies like this? Tried to figure out what to put where, how long to leave between tense moments to maximize makeout time?

I'm the hell here. #Monsterdon

So much for Chekov's horse.
And Scottie.
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Bear is a member of the Varmint-Cong. #Monsterdon

he's not even Scottish....

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That poor tree. The bear done killed it. #monsterdon

Is this a trained bear, or is it bear stock footage?

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Scott's dead

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"...yeah, do more zoom shots. I love those things!"

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#monsterdon Now dip the deer. And box-shuffle!

@jsadow in small print *except Little Bobby, we did lose some of him* #Monsterdon

Tomorrow, he wakes next to the bear, making the biggest coquettish expression.

The regrets will last a lifetime.

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That's not a grizzly that's a fuckin Kodiak bear???

I mean I know they are both brown bears but like...?

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@TerryHancock I'm surprised they don't all yell "I'm a hunter... you can't hunt me!" That's the level of subtlety this film is rocking.
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@ottaross "My planet needs me!"

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"He's in the woods."

Dude, it's all woods.

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If they watched any cartoons they would have already tried dress up like a female bear with lipstick, a dress and wig and made the bear fall in love.
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Scotty hasn't changed his outfit in quite awhile. #monsterdon

Waiting for the line: “We’re gonna need a bigger chopper”

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This grizzly is smarter than the average bear.

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@TerryHancock You're not suggesting this film would stoop to a cliché?

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My bet is the naturalist with the blue hat will bag him, and then die.
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On the one hand, I really appreciate the amount of live bear footage

On the other, it makes the "20 feet tall weighs a fucking ton" talk really obviously stupid #monsterdon

I'd like to see Jimbo get mauled, but that might be too much to hope for

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"the story's about greed" noted thank you sir #Monsterdon

Also, I cannot believe this movie is scored by the National Philharmonic Orchestra of London?!

I have mixed feelings about how it's been written but it was 1976, the rules for a soundtrack were different. It sure sounds amazing, though.

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Why is the bear running away? It is 20 fucking feet talk and it doesn't know what guns are!
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@Terencio can't wait for that scene...

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#monsterdon I have him! He's in the woods! It's all woods, you idiot!!

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I think they're implying that to defeat the bear, you must ride it like a bucking bronco.

I really, really hope there is a credit that says no animals were harmed while making this movie.

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "chewie, always thinking with your stomach"

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Oh wait. Has "the hunter become the hunted"..?

At this point I would be on team bear if he eats ranger guy and his mass-murdering helicopter friend. #monsterdon

@Taweret perhaps it is a grizzled bear considering how much human bullshit it is presumably putting up with just off-screen during this movie

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@springdiesel "Mamaaaa, I just killed a man, put my bear claws to his head, I was hangry now he's dead!" #Grizzly #Monsterdon #BohemianRhapsody I do kind of want to go to the store and get some bear claws now though.

poor deer

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I’m not watching the #Monsterdon movie tonight because I’m going hiking in the morning.

The bear is gonna bring down the helicopter, right?

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The problem with using an actual bear is that bears are adorable and don't come across as menacing on film. #monsterdon

Ah, yes, the ancient enemy of bears, helicopters
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Okay were racist slurs on the bingo card? #monsterdon

RAWR

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Some vietnam with PTSD broke into the writer's room #Monsterdon

#monsterdon As a public servant, the best way to get a promotion is to let a Grizzly Bear eat a bunch of campers.

That might seem evil, but it's just politics.

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now there's a cute little bay horsie! He looks like he might be a mustang?

Be funny if the bear got hold of an RPG. #Monsterdon

"Part of Bobby is alive." WTF?
So, not dead, right?
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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 children being brutally dismembered was supposed to actually shame society to action back then

has Kelly said a single coherent thing this whole movie?
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How the hell is the reporter responsible for anything? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou We can only hope.

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part of him is. transporter accidents are fucked up like that

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It's like the bear is hugging people to death. No blood on mouth or teeth. No biting. Swinging claws, I guess.

"...he's alive?"
"Part of him is."
"Wait ... what?"

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That bear is mauling everyone. He is absolutely reveling in the debauchery. I am here for it. It's a maul spree in between bad dialogue.
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