Scottie ain't beaten yet...

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did we ever figure out why the bear only eats women or what was the deal with that, they even said it onscreen a bunch of times #monsterdon

so this is like chumming the water, but deer?

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Helicopter Guy and Ranger Kelly decided to camp in the woods by their helicopter; shockingly they did this and were not attacked by the Murder Bear. Meanwhile, Aragorn is riding around the woods; eventually he finds a partially eaten deer that was probably the one Ranger Kelly left out as a trap.

He calls Ranger Kelly and they have... yet another 70s guy pissing match for no reason. Eventually they decide to meet somewhere in the woods to... um... hunt bears.

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NO NOT THE HORSE

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"Don't worry, I've got a rope."

Wut?

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Please bear do something, I'm lagging
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We got what.. 11 minutes left? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@Anima Hopefully it will be the other way around and then I would never have had to watch Return of the Jedi 😉

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Something tells me the ASPCA didn't monitor this motion picture. #monsterdon

Look, I'm going to befriend this thing. You'll just have to get used to the idea. #Monsterdon

*Our* grizzly!?

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"Where the hell are ya, Scottie?" Scotty doesn't know.

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CARCASS! CARCASS!

ooof, the horse got beheaded!

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This “riding through the forest” background music is the most 70s thing ever

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@kcarr2015 I'm actually a little surprised the bear doesn't have an IMDB page

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night bear attack I expected never happened
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Wait, so the bear slapped the horse's head clean off but not Scotty's? #monsterdon

But with a cool chase theme #Monsterdon

@apLundell Not the first power lines we've seen in this forest. They were definitely in a helicopter shot earlier (though that doesn't narrow it down much).

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#monsterdon Are they attempting leitmotif with these musical themes?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 oh sorry i dissociated

where's the bear hiding i wonder

#monsterdon Maybe the Ewoks take out the bear in the end? Seems like they wouldn't want to snuff an ancestor though.

You are in the middle of a dark forest. Every pile of sticks looks like a death metal band name.

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@kcarr2015 trained, they had like six bear handlers

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they should simply fly the helicopter back to a safe place such as a tall tower or someone's idyllic backyard

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#monsterdon You could see power lines in that sunset shot!

Come on. He’s just s regular bear! #Monsterdon

Scotty is... going to wrangle the killer bear? I'm sure that will go well. #monsterdon

No one runs very fast, do they? #Monsterdon

To be fair, has anyone actually tried making out with the bear

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Oh okay all THREE of these schmucks are gonna be farting around in the forest with the eponymous bear

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I guess the only one who can defeat this bear is that caveman from "Primal"
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so sleeby

which is sleebier

bear or me?

close call

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Gonna need a bigger copter #monsterdon

Was that a killer chipmonk? #Monsterdon

@huronbikes natural bear-repellant

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but no, Terry, we don't leave the bridle and bit on when we go to sleep that's silly, just halter pls

I want the bear to turn out to be an actual man like Scotty, who "studied" bears like Scotty does but took it a little too far, and the whole movie turns out to be a warning about immersive scientific research

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~15 minutes left.
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was this made for tv? seems made for tv #monsterdon

sleeping with gun? do try not to shoot your own horse.

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for a second I thought our final act would be these two schmucks farting around in the forest, but I keep forgetting about Mr. "I live with the bears, many of my closest friends are bears" Treadwell over here

I guess he is going to be the cornerstone of the resolution in this JAWS-like.

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zomg that little bay horse has such a sweet little face

I would sleep inside the chopper....

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Watching this in 16:9 underscores how unnaturally close everyone stands to each other to make the 4:3 cut work. It gives extra fodder to the shippers.

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And somehow Grizzly is more tame in his hunting technique than some cats I know 😬 #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan I think he will see the bear get killed and then become enraged. He will then slink off into the woods to continue the bear's work. #Monsterdon

I think this movie would be better if the murder bear was bullet proof for no reason and every time the hunters find it they shoot at it to no effect instead of dropping their guns.

That would make less sense but be more fun, change my mind.

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#monsterdon Scotty's gonna use a pick-a-nic basket to lure this bad 'ol bear in close. He's gotta keep all those sandwiches in something...

The music is officially rooting for the bear. The London Philharmonic has given up on these human jerks.
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You can see why someone invented these slippers.
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@strangefour @cd0 oh gotcha, yeah that makes sense

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I can be a bear guy, is riding a horse?

Is that ‘cause bears ride horses?

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this poor bear. Leave him alone! #monsterdon

@apLundell Not if they're running towards you they don't look goofy... 😀

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Enemies to lovers?

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Where does the horse sleep?

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harmonica?

Apropos of nothing, there’s an unconfirmed story of the crew tossing the bear actor marshmallows to get him to make growl-face. So I’ve been enjoying, every time growl-face shows up, imagining the bear actor demanding marshmallows. #monsterdon

I'm so on Team Bear I'm glad he snatched the trap dear after leading the humans on a merry chase

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Little did they know that Grizzly was stealing the copter. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Yeah, bears are fucking fast you dunces
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#monsterdon A fundamental problem with bear movies is that bears don't look scary when they run.

They look kind of goofy.

@rebeld #TeamMonster

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so

they just ran a bear sprint, eh?

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Yeah! Let's check out the action! Two dudes runnin'! A bear running somewhere miles away and on a different day!

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the bear knows that if it runs down the creek the humans will lose its scent

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This scene is not nearly as exciting as the music would like us to believe. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

1 2 grizzlychan's coming for you
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Based on the score, I think the bear is the good guy, and we want it to win the chase.

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The bear ↔️ helicopter x axis, and the angry park ranger ↔️ chill park ranger y axis

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Those damn loons again. The bear is going to be pissed.

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Don’t look 17’. #Monsterdon

Maybe they should leave some people out as bait instead? I mean...

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pls just let Teddy eat everyone else in this movie for the rest of this movie and then wander happily off into the sunset, maybe with one last adorable belch

wait, was it day or night?

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"Beef! It's what's for dinner!"

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where's a guy on a buffalo when you need him?
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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 are they.... chasing the bear.... on foot?

OF COURSE HE'S IN THE WOODS YOU...l;kjdas;fkjda

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one of these forests is not like the other...

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Wait. Is it day or night?
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Is that helicopter inside a hanger? How… #Monsterdon

Now this bear has some DareDevil hearing!
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kind of hoping this is a polish wwii rambo bear https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear) #Monsterdon

@cd0 @strangefour ah well... true, but also it is a standard feature of #Monsterdon that different people will be at different points in the movie once we get far enough in, and that's just okay

this movie’s artistic thesis is Scale Isn’t Real #monsterdon

Um, those aren’t the same grizzly feet we’ve been seeing. Those are black bear paws

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The pilot just made the fatal mistake of getting deer scent all over himself. I fear for his safety.

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I just want some Full Metal Bear Jacket action from the heli pilot #Monsterdon

What is with this Bonanza like music?
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OMG, they killed Scottie's adopted brother!!!!

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Dear Bear,
Please maul the dialogue in this film.
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Don't they know that bears want honey? Not mangled carcasses
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"what do you think I'm doing!"

well...

holding the deer like that...

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they shouldnta killed that sweet deer.

The mom gave the bear a pretty good fight tho.. for 2 seconds. #monsterdon

We've never seen a bear eat an elk. Only humans and other bears. But let's hang a dead elk because maybe it will eat that?
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is the bear gonna jack the copter?

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