Oh hey, there's still a chance!
Sal-mon
Scotty didn't deserve that ending #Monsterdon
ROBO-BEAR would have been a more interesting movie.
NOOOOOOO non no no no
Do NOT end this movie with more horrible dialogue in the helicopter.
#Monsterdon
One thing confuses me. How does the bear dig forward β like it's using a shovel or something?
Are we setting up for a classic #Monsterdon abrupt ending
BLORF that chopper ride looks nauseating.
#Monsterdon
@huronbikes That explains why there used ketchup packets for blood.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon The conductor of the #SuddenStringSection is #PrinceValium
But are we sure itβs dead?
7 minutes left and we are somberly remembering someone with maybe 2 minutes of characterization, going as fast as we can away from the bear #monsterdon
I should note that I left to rotate my laundry and had a ten minute conversation with my partner and when I came back the movie hadn't progressed AT ALL. Like, I missed nothing.
Aw, man. I was hoping Scottie was gonna win this movie.
ah the stirring story of surviving a bear attackβ¦to immediately die in a bear attack #monsterdon
Helicopter Guy needs to just, like... never talk.
Killed and buried, no wait buried alive, he's digging out, OK the bear is still around, now he's really dead, sure feels like intentionally wasting time to me #monsterdon
um.... why did the bear bury scottie #monsterdon
I wonder how much of this movie's budget was chopper rental. #monsterdon
I can't wait for the bear being so big that it will get the chopper on the fly with his paw
#monsterdon
the radio talk makes me think im listening to a badly recorded podcast...
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
Maybe I should get a hat so I have something to take off to signal that I'm upset
The bear, having killed Scottie per the contract he was hired for, returns home.
2 helicopter shot
I think this movie has about the same amount of fake blood as "Let Them Die Slowly"
Robo-bear!
#monsterdon
"Smile you son of a-!!" #Monsterdon
@blueemu π
#Monsterdon
hell i don't know. none of us read the script, you know.
Chop chop chop lil chopper!
WHAT
They had Scotty survive the mauling and wake up, just to get off-screen mauled again, to death??? WHAT THE FUCK
#monsterdon How are we gonna get him back? Bury him in the Pet Sematary?
A lot of computers hunt salmon and sleep through winter, it's true
The bear won, give him the park and call it a day
#monsterdon
NGL I get angry when my dinner wakes up too. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 it's ok dead guy. helicopter is still here to lift our spirits
#monsterdon Holy shit they just Godfathered (bed scene) the one dry-look dude!
...and now he's being scratch buried like a loose stool
#Grizzly1976
That is also a terrible plan... #monsterdon Do not put the half eaten buck on a rope and drag it through the forest... oh well.
Donβt get off your horse!! #Monsterdon
@bk1e @kcarr2015 wut that's ridiculous
Did Scotty dig himself out of a grave just to be put back in one, minutes later?
Maybe Scotty should have, I donβt know, looked around a little before declaring himself alive like that.
Geez, folks, stop throwing your guns away. Seriously.
Phew, I almost felt something just then. Welp, back to work! #Monsterdon
@arrjay I don't think that ever happened to me in college...
I haven't seen Food Of The Gods, which is part of why I wanna do it. Day Of The Animals is great too
So, uh, was the bear just messing with Scotty?
<Wodsworth> It's Scotty, he's dead! Again! </Wodsworth>
I'm guessing he's dead now.
#Monsterdon
Hi Scotty's mom. We regret to inform you that Scotty didn't make it.
Bear 8.75, people.5
R.I.P. Scotty
Really not a fan of how they are padding this out. I mean why bring him back to life just to kill him again?
#monsterdon
Should have stayed buried, Scottie. #Monsterdon
I guess the rope didn't work. #Monsterdon
Undead Scotty rises ... makes eyes with Teddy ... fade to next scene ...
Are we sure the bear isn't carrying a sword
Uh, compasses don't give coordinates, even I know that.
Hold on, this bear isn't even mauling anyone! it's just throwing some Kool-Aid on them and using the power of persuasion. I want my money back!
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
yeah BIG YAWN BIG YAWN
get back on your PLATE!
yes chef
#Monsterdon
"... HA HA Fooled you!"
(heavy panting)
He's ALIVE!
#Monsterdon
pretty soon he'll figure out the bear buried him with ants and it's all a big torture regime
#monsterdon Why fore you bury me in the cold cold ground?
man sitting up from shallow grave is bringing Hallowe'en vibes tbh
Scotty didn't know (what he was doing)
Not Scottie too?!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π» π§Έ π»ββοΈ π» π π±
Scotty. Not Terry. Ugh. Also, he should stay down but he's not gonna dang it
Flying in helicopter "Look, it Bigfoot! Oh, never-ending it's just a man-eating grizzly"
@CactuarJoe I wouldn't have it any other way
Note to park staff - in case of bear problems, get a wrist strap for your guns.
But, why bury him?
now the bear is a french chef
Today i am making a human, horse tartar with soil and grass dressing
#Monsterdon
Arise! Forest Thing!
#monsterdon The woodland surrounding Sombertown
Scotty lives?!? #Monsterdon
he's gonna dig his way out this evening 'cause he's a vampire now
Imagining a version of this that's a Lonesome Dove style epic about the good old days of forest rangers and man's alienation from nature, but also there's a giant murderous bear #Monsterdon
Guess they gotta paws to deal with Scotty. #monsterdon
I think that was monsterdon's first horse decapitation?
That horse just became cardboard and flopped over once the bear clawed its head clean off.
#Monsterdon
What!?
Oh Scottie!
Did that bear just make deer-pelt-man an offer he couldnβt refuse? #monsterdon
Bear 8.75, people .5
Gotta hide the evidence. They'll never pin this one on me! #Monsterdon
Love the clearly fake blood lightly applied to the face so clearly fake
#monsterdon
Alas, poor Scotty #Monsterdon
#monsterdon
May you always have the stable income of a film harmonicist in the 1970's
How about some dogs. Dogs can smell bears. Or use that helicopter. Or stumble through the woods some more, seems to work. #monsterdon
So much for expertise
#Monsterdon π» π§Έ π»ββοΈ π» π π±
that little bay horsie disprefers the sound of that dumb gun.
but also, they should not have made him fall over.
Oh shit cosplay boy gonna get et. #monsterdon
Wait, the bear beheaded the horse, but the guy just get a slap on his face?
#monsterdon
Hahahahah!!! Not the man in the grizzly suit!!! #Monsterdon
You two were quite alike.
What?
You two were quite alike.
Whatβs that supposed to mean?
Iβm just trying to say something nice OKAY?
Whatever
Jesus!
@jmelesky thanks now forever iβm going to see marshmallows and think βbear foodβ #Monsterdon
@trixter HE WAS THE BEST OF US! #Monsterdon
AW, PAW, NOT THE LIVESTOCK!