@diazona two bears walked into a bar which was stupid because the second one shoulda seen it coming

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That movie was terrible but was made absolutely worth the 90-minute investment thanks to the ridiculous ending. Thanks @Taweret and everyone else in #Monsterdon land, I needed that laugh!

#grizzly1976

#monsterdon Gosh, the bearsuit moments are just embarrassingly bad. STOP HUGGING PEOPLE TO DEATH, your love is toxic!

ooh shit this is BAD. it opens with bad bullet CGI and dramatic music as the AWFUL hunters MURDER the HELPLESS bears! #Monsterdon #Grizzly2

@moira wow that's a high bar

...low bar?

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Anyone else notice that the sound of the bazooka shell flying seemed to happen like 3-4 or so seconds before he actually fired it? I half expected someone else to be standing there with another bazooka!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Grizzly II so far has great nature photography and very unrealistic blood splatter #Monsterdon https://status.nevillepark.ca/@nev/statuses/01K41HTX0HK978EMBJ9B249D1X

honestly this was pretty much the hardest movie to stay awake to that we've ever done

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@Violinknitter Oh no! It worked for me, no glitching near the end, so I saw the rocket launch all the way through the end. Now says "appreciate the stream? search #MutualAid " and watch grizzly2 seriously the this cast for G2, wow, Laura Dern, Charlie Sheen, Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratchet(, George Clooney, John Rhys-Davies #Monsterdon #Grizzly

G'night all—thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo cards, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for being so entertaining! Also you're welcome for the bear live feed.

#Monsterdon

I feel like one of the major issues with Grizzly (1976) was that no stakes were upped at any point. The humans didn't get any more sophisticated as victims, and the bear didn't change its tactics at all. It was just a series of essentially identical bear maulings. And maybe it says something about desensitization that a series of fatal bear maulings can get really boring after a few, but still. #Monsterdon

37 years in the making! Wow, the Sistine Chapel only took four years... Imagine how good Grizzly II must be!

#monsterdon #WrongGrizzly

@RamenCatholic Sounds promising! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon haha gg my copy turned into a radio drama at about 1:27:something when it froze here, i'd be upset if it weren't Grizzly, which I still contend we were never meant to watch:

@RamenCatholic Is the plot of the sequel that there is another bear and they kill it?

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Maverick ranger, the Last Man Standing, finally breaks out the Bearzooka an explodes Grizzly then...effs off into the forest I guess I dunno

THE END

Kind of a sad ending like what this the bear do to deserve being exploded he was just annoyed by all the 70s people around!

Thanks for hosting another wild #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Does this mean I'm legally required to watch snowbeast since it started playing
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And bear go boom.

Thus ends another #Monsterdon

Full of racism, sexism, and bears that definitely weren’t grizzlies.

And men yelling at one another, cannot forget that.

Thanks everyone for tooting along, and thanks to @tawny for hosting!

Grizzly II: Revenge (1983 / 2020) now starting on https://miru.miyaku.media #monsterdon

@nev @miru in my defense I listened to like 50% of it with occasional glances at the screen.

But yea, I grade on a curve for how old the movie is. For a JAWS-like so close to the original release, that was honestly a lot better than I expected it to be.

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The blood was consistently not the right color.

RIP, Mx. Bear... #monsterdon

Bear left.

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https://youtu.be/lPFyfK-n9GI?t=88

Well, that was... a Movie, i guess. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting another #Monsterdon 😁

Well.. that was.. wow. Just about what was expected. What a sinker. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh movie, why did you have to needlessly torture us with Scotty surviving the bear attack? 😖

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

@lorgonumputz That's the sequel.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk5JEcPh1Gg

Lol Scott was played by Richard Jaeckel

There's a few dick jackals right on this very website, am I right folks

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 so that was ............ it had HIGHS and lows :D but damn some great horrifying death scenes!

good on the grizzly for getting a good body count in

thanks to our host @Taweret for organizing! <3

@trixter souvenir from nam' ? 🥴
#monsterdon

Wow, that ended fast.

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You could cut a neat 10 minute short out of this. #monsterdon

man, getting back from wherever the hell you left the helicopter's gonna _suuuuuuck_...

and that concludes a #monsterdon for "Grizzly"!

WOW!
That was a thing now wasn't it?

Anyone up for a cherry Icee?
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#monsterdon And he fucked off into the forest.

so the bear turned into an aircraft and the credits roll. okeedokes
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Kelly: Damn, how am I gonna make it back into town now?

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Ok, stream is going again and I see a fire and credits and hear sad harmonica

So I guess the bear is no more? #Monsterdon

cast, yes

but not far enough away

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Maybe they shoulda started with the rocket launcher?

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I'd buy you being dead if your eyes weren't twitching.

Bear blow up! In a very VFX kinda way, but still bear blowed up.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

All it'll take is one ROCKET

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Noooo!!! The Miru stream cut out just as the guy was about to rocket launch the bear!!!

😱😅😳

#Monsterdon

well, we got our one entitled monsterdon explosion after all
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Well, another kinda sudden end for a #monsterdon movie.
I still miss a better bear-o-vision

Safety off, Barn.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Normal RPG rounds have a minimum distance to arm. Good thing this one was defective, I guess?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

💥

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 well that was an unexpected final fight!

Paramilitary park ranger to the rescue! #Monsterdon

I honestly didn't know park rangers carried Bazookas
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Chekhov's Rocket Launcher

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@Configures It'd set the chopper down incredibly quickly, put it that way #monsterdon

why was the bear a military aircraft taking off there?
The sound fx are insane
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Omg wtf rocket launcher ?!?

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No smoking bear feet?
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That..isn't how you use a rifle WTF #Monsterdon

leave that bear alone! #monsterdon

I was 100% sure he was gonna start the helicopter up and chop the bear's head off with the blades

#Monsterdon

I hear that if you shit your pants a bear won’t k… nm.

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the FUCK
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Cooked bear, I guess.

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

GET THEM BOTH TEDDY

WHAT!!!!!

BOOM!

They should have used conventional weaponry before now.
#Monsterdon

Aw he just said "mother-loving", that is so sweet and chaste.

#Monsterdon

not since bridge of the monster has monster destruction editing been so stunningly incoherent

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

You know you're shooting your buddy through the bear, right?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

that's right, another hugged to death.

#monsterdon

Damn, an RPG? there willbe bear all around now!
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@georgieboy But more dangerous than setting the chopper down? They're all so stupid. #Monsterdon #Grizzly

yes

YES

the bear is out!

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why are the copter rotors so squeaky?

YES!!!!! #Monsterdon

The bear is frightened!!
(Bear immediately fucks up the helicopter)
#monsterdon

HI

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

You could drop some hand grenades from the helicopter. Or shoot it from the helicopter.
„Set it down!“
Or that -.-
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oh hey, is he also dead? beautiful.

#monsterdon

Bear Hug!
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Wait, do they have a rocket on board that helicopter? Did I hear that right?

#monsterdon

wow that dramatic zoom when you know the gun as a club is an even worse idea then using it as a gun...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@huronbikes at least 75%

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Wait, why do salmon swim upstream to where it all began?

#Monsterdon

are they planning to strafe the bear to exhaustion?

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@Taweret Clearly you never saw the movie I made as a kid with my golden retriever as a bear.
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LEAVE BEAR ALONE
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Let's chase him back to town and see what happens. #Monsterdon

Bear comes out from the cover of the forest for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever

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Take it down, sounds like famous last words.
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#monsterdon Scotty Turf Builder!

I don't think that's your 15-foot-tall, 2000 pound bear.

sorry guys.

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Oh I'll be pissed if the bear doesn't wreck the chopper #Monsterdon

lolol get wrecked, helicopter boys

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Bear, kill the helicopter. Please.
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@Violinknitter Yeah. We were there, we heard the chopper pilot run Scottie down very cruelly and say his mom would have been disappointed in him. #Monsterdon #Grizzly

@nazokiyoubinbou The tails evolved to act as a shovel.
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BEAR-HUGGED TO DEATH #monsterdon

that so incredibly not a gizzly

you have to ask how much less of a grizzly could it be and the answer is none. none less

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“Y’all gonna quit buzzing my home already?”

The bear, probably

#Monsterdon