Oh hey, there's still a chance!

#monsterdon

Sal-mon

#Monsterdon

Scotty didn't deserve that ending #Monsterdon

ROBO-BEAR would have been a more interesting movie.

#monsterdon

NOOOOOOO non no no no
Do NOT end this movie with more horrible dialogue in the helicopter.
#Monsterdon

One thing confuses me. How does the bear dig forward — like it's using a shovel or something?

#Monsterdon

Are we setting up for a classic #Monsterdon abrupt ending

BLORF that chopper ride looks nauseating.
#Monsterdon

@huronbikes That explains why there used ketchup packets for blood.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The conductor of the #SuddenStringSection is #PrinceValium

But are we sure it’s dead?

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

7 minutes left and we are somberly remembering someone with maybe 2 minutes of characterization, going as fast as we can away from the bear #monsterdon

I should note that I left to rotate my laundry and had a ten minute conversation with my partner and when I came back the movie hadn't progressed AT ALL. Like, I missed nothing.

#Monsterdon

Aw, man. I was hoping Scottie was gonna win this movie.

#monsterdon

ah the stirring story of surviving a bear attack…to immediately die in a bear attack #monsterdon

Helicopter Guy needs to just, like... never talk.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Killed and buried, no wait buried alive, he's digging out, OK the bear is still around, now he's really dead, sure feels like intentionally wasting time to me #monsterdon

um.... why did the bear bury scottie #monsterdon

I wonder how much of this movie's budget was chopper rental. #monsterdon

I can't wait for the bear being so big that it will get the chopper on the fly with his paw
#monsterdon

the radio talk makes me think im listening to a badly recorded podcast...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Maybe I should get a hat so I have something to take off to signal that I'm upset

#Monsterdon

The bear, having killed Scottie per the contract he was hired for, returns home.

#Monsterdon

2 helicopter shot

#monsterdon

I think this movie has about the same amount of fake blood as "Let Them Die Slowly"

#Monsterdon

Robo-bear!
#monsterdon

"Smile you son of a-!!" #Monsterdon

@blueemu 😆
#Monsterdon

hell i don't know. none of us read the script, you know.

#monsterdon

Chop chop chop lil chopper!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

WHAT

They had Scotty survive the mauling and wake up, just to get off-screen mauled again, to death??? WHAT THE FUCK

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon How are we gonna get him back? Bury him in the Pet Sematary?

A lot of computers hunt salmon and sleep through winter, it's true

#Monsterdon

The bear won, give him the park and call it a day
#monsterdon

NGL I get angry when my dinner wakes up too. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 it's ok dead guy. helicopter is still here to lift our spirits

#monsterdon Holy shit they just Godfathered (bed scene) the one dry-look dude!

...and now he's being scratch buried like a loose stool
#Grizzly1976

That is also a terrible plan... #monsterdon Do not put the half eaten buck on a rope and drag it through the forest... oh well.

Don’t get off your horse!! #Monsterdon

@bk1e @kcarr2015 wut that's ridiculous

#Monsterdon

Did Scotty dig himself out of a grave just to be put back in one, minutes later?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Maybe Scotty should have, I don’t know, looked around a little before declaring himself alive like that.

#Monsterdon

Geez, folks, stop throwing your guns away. Seriously.

#monsterdon

Phew, I almost felt something just then. Welp, back to work! #Monsterdon

@arrjay I don't think that ever happened to me in college...

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

I haven't seen Food Of The Gods, which is part of why I wanna do it. Day Of The Animals is great too

#monsterdon

So, uh, was the bear just messing with Scotty?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

<Wodsworth> It's Scotty, he's dead! Again! </Wodsworth>

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I'm guessing he's dead now.
#Monsterdon

Hi Scotty's mom. We regret to inform you that Scotty didn't make it.

Bear 8.75, people.5

R.I.P. Scotty

#monsterdon

Really not a fan of how they are padding this out. I mean why bring him back to life just to kill him again?
#monsterdon

Should have stayed buried, Scottie. #Monsterdon

I guess the rope didn't work. #Monsterdon

Undead Scotty rises ... makes eyes with Teddy ... fade to next scene ...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Are we sure the bear isn't carrying a sword

#Monsterdon

Uh, compasses don't give coordinates, even I know that.

#monsterdon

Hold on, this bear isn't even mauling anyone! it's just throwing some Kool-Aid on them and using the power of persuasion. I want my money back!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

yeah BIG YAWN BIG YAWN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

get back on your PLATE!
yes chef
#Monsterdon

huh now he sounds like the bear

maybe the bear will be confused by that too

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"... HA HA Fooled you!"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

(heavy panting)

#monsterdon

He's ALIVE!
#Monsterdon

pretty soon he'll figure out the bear buried him with ants and it's all a big torture regime

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Why fore you bury me in the cold cold ground?

man sitting up from shallow grave is bringing Hallowe'en vibes tbh

#monsterdon

Scotty didn't know (what he was doing)

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Not Scottie too?!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

Scotty. Not Terry. Ugh. Also, he should stay down but he's not gonna dang it

Flying in helicopter "Look, it Bigfoot! Oh, never-ending it's just a man-eating grizzly"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@CactuarJoe I wouldn't have it any other way

#Monsterdon

Note to park staff - in case of bear problems, get a wrist strap for your guns.

#monsterdon

But, why bury him?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

now the bear is a french chef
Today i am making a human, horse tartar with soil and grass dressing
#Monsterdon

Arise! Forest Thing!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

#monsterdon The woodland surrounding Sombertown

Scotty lives?!? #Monsterdon

he's gonna dig his way out this evening 'cause he's a vampire now

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Imagining a version of this that's a Lonesome Dove style epic about the good old days of forest rangers and man's alienation from nature, but also there's a giant murderous bear #Monsterdon

Guess they gotta paws to deal with Scotty. #monsterdon

I think that was monsterdon's first horse decapitation?

#Monsterdon

That horse just became cardboard and flopped over once the bear clawed its head clean off.
#Monsterdon

What!?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh Scottie!

#monsterdon

Did that bear just make deer-pelt-man an offer he couldn’t refuse? #monsterdon

Bear 8.75, people .5

#monsterdon

Gotta hide the evidence. They'll never pin this one on me! #Monsterdon

Love the clearly fake blood lightly applied to the face so clearly fake
#monsterdon

Alas, poor Scotty #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
May you always have the stable income of a film harmonicist in the 1970's

How about some dogs. Dogs can smell bears. Or use that helicopter. Or stumble through the woods some more, seems to work. #monsterdon

So much for expertise

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

that little bay horsie disprefers the sound of that dumb gun.

but also, they should not have made him fall over.

Oh shit cosplay boy gonna get et. #monsterdon

Wait, the bear beheaded the horse, but the guy just get a slap on his face?
#monsterdon

Hahahahah!!! Not the man in the grizzly suit!!! #Monsterdon

You two were quite alike.

What?

You two were quite alike.

What’s that supposed to mean?

I’m just trying to say something nice OKAY?

Whatever

Jesus!

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

@jmelesky thanks now forever i’m going to see marshmallows and think ‘bear food’ #Monsterdon

@trixter HE WAS THE BEST OF US! #Monsterdon

AW, PAW, NOT THE LIVESTOCK!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976