I just feel disappointed Emiko and her Coastie bf aren't ever going to get together now. But that's not saying the movie's bad #monsterdon
@strangefour i was shocked my flock stayed mum for that but then erupted into song for oxygen destroyer.
birds, man. theyre unknowable.
#Monsterdon
@Taweret Yes, thanks, Taweret, for keeping a space open for Gojira in the battle with last week's movie. And thanks, everyone else too! #monsterdon
@jonny Has #Monsterdon done Night of the Lepus yet? I watched it last year and it was good fun with surprisingly interesting bits.
#Monsterdon #Gojira
A stompin' good time!
@Tawaret Thank you so much for everything!
π¦And thanks to all the Real Time Film Analysts for your insightful and humorous commentary. Some tough scenes.
π¦I captured a few moments here:
Tower Nom Nom | Japanese George Harrison | Oxygen Destroyer Is My Brand | Melting Electrical Towers | Rashoman: Fish Edition | Liza Back In Form | Eye Patch Hero | Fighter Jets Piloted by Imperial Stormtroopers | This Movie Hits Hard | Fantastic Fire Truck Miniature
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so, what, eyepatch? yr gonna do the Bruce-Willis-in-Armageddon thing? real original!
oh, right.
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#Monsterdon now I wanna do Shin Godzilla again
I did appreciate how the title character pretty much stuck to his 165 foot stature the whole time instead of growing and shrinking #monsterdon
@Lazarou probably because not enough tragically communist ladies around for that
What other #monsterdon movie goes out with a dirge played by string orchestra and chorus?
@bunnyhero Oh he's multifaceted, that's the truth. He's a triple threat, he can act, sing, and foreshadow the nuclear annihilation of all life on earth. #Monsterdon
Yatta! Blackout GET! Truly we were spoiled this week with #MonsterdonBingo
theres no sense of victory here. the silence isnt safety, its just desolation.
#Gojira is a rich text and I was not prepared
#Monsterdon
Such a genuinely good movie, itβs wild that it spawned such a wacky franchise. Good night, #monsterdon! Time to go soak my toothbrush in hydrogen peroxide.
@CactuarJoe godzilla contains multitudes! #monsterdon
That was a blast. Most fun I've had yet at #Monsterdon Gojira is such a good movie. Thanks for hosting @Taweret
that skeleton reappears many years later in GODZILLA AGAINST MECHAGODZILLA (2002) #monsterdon
In case you need a mood lightener after that, #Monsterdon crew...
https://mstdn.social/@yurnidiot/111661015869922913
ok. saddest #Monsterdon
RIP #Godzilla/#Gojira
And g'night Mastodonians.
Remember kids, don't answer war crimes with war crimes. #Monsterdon
very thanks to @Taweret !#monsterdon
If nuclear testing continues someday another Godzilla may appearβ¦to say nothing of giant space mothsβ¦
okay, we started this franchise off DARK boys. A+++ #monsterdon
this is their first time through so they don't know yet that godzilla and kaiju in general are natural phenomena to whom concepts like death do not apply #monsterdon
He'll be back.
#Monsterdon
Plop plop fizz fizz. #Monsterdon
@splott He's okay. It's only a flesh wound. #Monsterdon
RIP gojira. we hardly knew ye.
Godzilla bones
Wow underwater seppuku what an ending #Monsterdon
Heroic sacrifice cliche: Check... *sniff* It got dusty in here all the sudden. #Monsterdon #Gojira
Me looking at Godzilla skeleton: "He'll get better"
#monsterdon #gojira
Oooh I love the framing of sitting by the fish tank.
#Gojira #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie It doesn't seem like it was an extended process though. Like, I'm guessing there wasn't a stretch of time where he could have realized "oh hey I'm on my way to inventing something that destroys oxygen, I should probably stop before I get it to work, huh". I imagine the process being that he was tinkering with some chemicals or whatever and suddenly realized at some point "oh crap, this is destroying oxygen". At that point all he can do is pretend it didn't happen, which he *almost* did here.
Granted I don't think we can really tell for sure from the movie (unless I missed something)
This remains a great movie. A true classic
#monsterdon
...So I guess they sacrificed someone to stop Godzilla after all. Somehow, though, I don't think Gramps back on Odo Island will be satisfied. #Monsterdon
Oh hey he spared the Diet building. Well that won't happen in future movies. Government buildings will be destroyed.
#Gojira #Monsterdon
one final offering to the nuclear god. #monsterdon
@sean Good news! Itβs a suppository, #monsterdon #futurama
If that oxygen destroyer works the way he said it does, this whole fucking body of water is going to smell terrible pretty soon. #monsterdon #gojira
as someone who builds and studies how lab hardware/software is built for a living, i would give the odds of that thing working correctly in the field on a first run at like a 30% #monsterdon
damn, serizawa was chill as ice going down to the bottom too, just like, stiff as a board as he sinks. jeez. #monsterdon
oh this oxygen destroyer case looks just like the energy cell thing from giant robo
@paco FWIW I consider this an extreme outlier for #Monsterdon - much better quality and more serious than our usual fare
man, the way he's running his hands over that thing. dude's not coming back, huh. #monsterdon
@paco i love this movie but it's why i never vote for it :P #monsterdon
Oxygen Destroyer is just OXy-Clean on steroids.
#Monsterdon
Guys, the chipper military music is NOT APPROPRIATE >_> #Monsterdon
I've never seen this before. And it's really kinda potent for its time. I hope we have something a little light and fluffier next week. This one isn't as hilarious as much as it is important. #monsterdon
This Godzilla film is full of misery, quite sad
The choir singing and the people being tended to in the shelter makes everything feel more serious and real and awful, in a great way, something I don't feel like happens in the later films #Monsterdon #Godzilla #gojira
"Fine, I'll do science crimes." #Monsterdon
The footage of the completely flattened city is even more sobering when you think about how there were people in the audience when this premiered that saw the ruins of Hiroshima and Nagasaki first hand just a few years prior. #Monsterdon #Gojira
Is the oxygen destroyer like a directed beam, or is it like a radiative effect that is blocked by glass, like are we trying to stop a dude carrying a big oxygen destroyer minigun like rambo or dropping the oxygen destroyer core from a helicopter or what #monsterdon
Lots of sweaty men dabbing their skin in this film #monsterdon
@msh this doctor isn't as horny as the other fella though
Heh, I like the look of horror on Serizawa's face as he realize he's hurt somebody unintentionally. Yeah, we got your number science boy :D #Monsterdon
a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION??? #Monsterdon
I gotta say it is particularly hard to imagine how the Oxygen Destroyer could be used to benefit society (maybe aside from this one super specific use case of fighting Godzilla), but props to eyepatch guy for trying
First time dorsal plate glow is underwhelming but also so weird. He has a radioative glowing tell for his fire great attack. But it also works well with the fires of the city in black and white. The destruction he causes is a part of his very body.
#Gojira #Monsterdon
So I was all team #MothraVsGodzilla but have to say this film is real art. Bergman with kaiju #monsterdon
It's Ok. my discovery is just a large language model. What harm could it bring? #monsterdon
Fish are like - yeah! destroy the research!
Destroying all the oxygen in water? That would just leave hydrogen. Are we laying the metaphor here a little heavy?
Eyepatch hero: Oppenheimer Redux
"I've set another aquarium to vaporize for you!" #monsterdon #gojira
Godzillaheimer. I am become death. #Monsterdon
He spent years working on his oxygen destroyer, not knowing itβs usefulness or purpose until this day.
He was redeemed.
I'm struck by how much more "human"-feeling this one is, relative to other kaiju flicks
"What if someone used your weapon?" says the woman who, later in the story, will suggest using the weapon
he's not an evil scientist, he's a scientist who discovered something potentially very bad and is now haunted by the responsibility #Monsterdon
okay, this is actually a VERY EXPLICIT PARALLEL isn't it #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial And then the silent "no" to the nurse. Absolutely brutal.
A scientific discovery used for some horrible purpose? Nah that would never happen β¦#Monsterdon
Oh, that scene of the doctor holding a rattling geiger counter to that little boy's face guts me #monsterdon
Uhoh she revealed The Secret of The O Bomb! #Monsterdon
"i built an oxygen destroyer"
"......why"
"i love oxygen so much i had to kill it"
Oh man, he invented Spicy Alka-Seltzer :/ #Monsterdon
it splits oxygen atoms into fluid
Checkov's Oxygen destroyer. #Monsterdon #Gojira
oo, he desolved the fishies with alkaseltzer? #monsterdon
So grim and yet somehow 10 years or so later we get this. #Monsterdon #Gojira
Everyone at the shelter injured sleeping, crying, etc really shows the horror of disasters and war, the pieces left behind after intense destruction. It's really well done, but it hurts my soul it's so well portrayed.
#Godzilla #gojira #Monsterdon
translation error, "retreated" should have been "fucked off into" the sea. #monsterdon
damn. just think of how many of the people acting in this movie probably survived WWII, too. yikes. #monsterdon
#monsterdon At this point the planes are a bit late to prevent any further disaster, and Godzilla is already leaving... it makes sense to continue the attack if they think there is a chance of preventing a future attack, but given how little damage even direct hits from tank cannons seemed to have, missiles don't seem to hold much promise either. Too little, too late.
THINK OF THE SCIENCE!
#Gojira #Monsterdon
The air force might have more success if they actually hit Godzilla. #Monsterdon
Theydies and Gentlethem, we have a premature and most likely temporary fucking off into the sea! #monsterdon #gojira
fuckin all over the place with these rockets 0/10 #monsterdon
Once again Air Power wins over a flaming Tokyo π¬
WTF all the missiles are missing
@WhiskeySailor Godzilla is a big fan of writing letters. :D
haunting #monsterdon
godzilla flipping the bridge like a table
Even in the first Godzilla did NOT like communication towers!
#monsterdon
"Sayonara minna-san, sayonara" *dies*
Now that right there is a helluva professional journalist