well, the entire city was destroyed but in the end, we learned about the power of friendship

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Kaiju are to Japan what hurricanes are to Florida basically #Monsterdon

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"If you can get everyone to cooperate, you can defeat Space Godzilla".

By which we mean you cannot defeat Space Godzilla.

Okay, uh... what exactly is #monsterdon and how do I get in on this

@Taweret Now I'm curious about the Biollante story for sure #monsterdon

@msh yeah exactly, joint venture #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial that's why #BoringCompany actually

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@robotcarsley @Taweret Yeah, I thought that namecheck was pretty rude #monsterdon

@Taweret Thanks for another successful #monsterdon even with subtititles!

@msh His takeaway was actually "gonna put a drill on my rockets from now on" #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Now I know there's at least one Godzilla movie without any intrepid reporter news flash scenes in it #monsterdon

I hope Elon watched this #Monsterdon you can't just fill space with garbage without consequences y'hear?!

@Taweret So I guess the real villain was Biollante or Mothra for getting those G-cells all over the place #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Godzilla ex machina #monsterdon

bye bye Smol Ladies and Mini Mothra! :blobaww: :blobwave: #Monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!

and stop polluting space with kaiju DNA!

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"So did you fill up my lighter like I asked?" - Yuki-san #monsterdon

Chibi Godzilla is okay, everyone

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#monsterdon so the moral is "don't pollute space"

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Maybe the spikes let him go in the end? Would have liked to see that #monsterdon

if there were themes in my kaiju movie I'd piss myself in rage #monsterdon

"Now that that's out of the way, I can go ravage Tokyo" - Godzilla #monsterdon

You know his pea-shooter's got to deal the fatal blow #monsterdon

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They should defeat Godzilla by climbing around on him and sticking a sword in his weak-spot like in "Shadow of the Colossus".

Yuki-san, you crazy bastard #monsterdon

those jackets are a fashion statement

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I am having trouble getting over the ridiculous "spaceballs go to an LA Rams game" headgear #Monsterdon

"So, what did I miss, guys?" - Yuki #monsterdon

It's like a dirt submarine! #monsterdon

#monsterdon love how the guy commanding the robot can just be like "ight, imma head out" and expect the other guys will do fine without him

what the fuck are those jackets
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IS HE GONNA 9/11 IT
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Is there anything Himalayan pink salt can't do? #monsterdon

#monsterdon come on, godzilla, clearly the key to this boss fight is to take out all the crystals in the arena to weaken him

the way Godzilla just tips over like an old oak tree is fantastic #Monsterdon

All of this is distracting us from the real important question: WHAT ABOUT BABY GODZILLA? #monsterdon

piece of crap shoulda used a Makita drill instead if that Black and Decker junk #Monsterdon

@apLundell Maybe a podcaster. Oh wait... #monsterdon

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Wait. One of the civilians evacuating was carrying a boom mike! Was he just part of the film crew?

oh nooooo i have to stop SpaceGodzilla with my drill mouth i just haaaave to make out with SpaceGodzilla with my drill mouth to stop him this suucks 😏
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Flying Dremel attack! #monsterdon

Godzilla just makes it hard for ordinary citizens to like him by knocking over all their buildings. It's his blind spot #monsterdon

spacezilla's new Fortress of Solitude is pretty cool actually #Monsterdon

@Taweret My guess is that MOGERA is some scheme run by the Americans. That's why there's an M on their helmets instead of Japanese kana #monsterdon

#monsterdon shouldn't the protocol by now be that you try to repel godzilla only if he's the only kaiju active, and if there's another one you do everything possible to bring them together so godzilla will do the heavy lifting

why are people yelling in english in the background?

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It's gotta be tough to KO someone with a single sucker-punch when they're wearing a helmet.

if they had masers this would be a whole different show
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I like that the roller coaster was still running seconds before Godzilla Attacked.

People paid good money for their theme park tickets. Gotta keep the rides going.

okay he is stepping on buildings, i get why that's bad, but how else is he supposed to get anywhere?? building wider roads if you want Godzilla to stop stepping on you
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien The Mothra twin fairies informed the wrong people about the plan, it's all their fault #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's nice that the controls of the robot are so intuitive they can launch it with a crew of three with a combined zero hours of simulator training

Oh the humanity! #Monsterdon

WHY NOW! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING GODZILLA NOW OF ALL TIMES! #MONSTERDON

i would teach the robot Japanese. if i was gonna crew it exclusively with Japanese ppl.
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SpaceGodzilla is building a fortress of solitude

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#monsterdon realizing how much better the star trek crystaline entity would have been if it had had a godzilla inside

#CrystallineEntity #Monsterdon

lmao of course their mad scientist speaks german-accented english #monsterdon

The kind of telekinesis that doesn't work on straps, though #monsterdon

the ol' floating cover trick #monsterdon

This movie's all over the place right now #monsterdon

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Wait, their plan is to force their prisoner connect mind-to-mind with Godzilla?

There might be a flaw in that plan.

oh it's this fuckin guy. I'll bet he was lying about the psychotronic generator all along!
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"Security is pretty tight".

So we'll have to open a manhole right in front of their main gate.

i wish there was a better mech commander than this guy we stuck on an island for years who's never seen the mech
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Who's the random American guy? #monsterdon

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Smol Mothra

#WhiteHole #Monsterdon

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Sure. Cells are kinda basically round blobs.

They all look like that. Not just godzillas G-sells.

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The director really liked that folding satellite dish.

so NOW they leave Godzilla alone SMDH #Monsterdon

just make a better psychotronic generator then, wtf? obviously the principle works
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Space Godzilla is a drama queen #monsterdon

i guess that's what those are for. baby jail.
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Chibi Godzilla!!! NOOOOOOOO!! :ohgod_ohfuck:​

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I guess we don't need to use telepathy to make Godzilla fight the space monster. That was all a waste of time.

What are those weird crystal holes in the ground?

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@apLundell "I'm sorry, I''m going to have to see your papers" #monsterdon

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"Is that the space monster?!?"

Well, it's a monster that just fell from the sky, you figure it out!

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leave godzilla alone

#monsterdon I'm really curious what's up with the sarlaccs

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why do we need to fight godzilla? he's just walking around a deserted island

#monsterdon MOGERA died on the way back to his home planet

@msh It's the chicken beak that sells it #monsterdon

#monsterdon dang that hunk of quartz with a lizard encased in it has a really good turning radius

the ridiculous space ship does not disappoint #Monsterdon

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I hope this thing has good masers.

@apLundell It was the only thing that the Finance department would approve #monsterdon

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"She's projecting."

"yeah, she's always doing that."

With all the colored explosions it looks like a gender reveal party #monsterdon

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So each of these dedicated groups of anti-godzilla fighters have both gone with plans that involve a single magic bullet with no spares?

That's the only plan anybody can come up with?

#monsterdon I don't see how this plan involving three dudes, two guns (with one bullet between them that's effective) and a dirt bike could possibly fail

Godzilla's got the pear-shaped body type they like to talk about #monsterdon

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Godzilla must walk really slowly when the camera is not on him.

@Taweret We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists #monsterdon

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He's got a single magic blood-coagulating bullet, and his plan is to fire it from a HANDGUN?

if it were me, i would simply not piss off godzilla

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TFW you just wanna walk on the beach and you step on a big raunchy turd #monsterdon

Godzillito #monsterdon