THERE'S ALWAYS TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL don't you play videogames?! #monsterdon

"godzilla is at large once again"

yes serious looking dude in a suit, Godzilla is a large 🤓

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

KALIMA KALIMA! Shakti day?
Oh now they are in the crystal clear river water.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Oh god, the single most incompetent rowing crew ever. #Monsterdon

@Taweret
They were blocking the line of tourists waiting.

#Monsterdon

@trixter @moira Future sport: slo-mo platform diving

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon By some miracle they weren’t directly below him when he jumped.

the water actually looks enticing
#Monsterdon

Where were those oars in that pack?! Are they inflatable?
#Monsterdon #Battra

where... did they get paddles #monsterdon

This is basically "I know you quit, but there's an emergency, We're getting the team back together."

Except the team is their marriage.

#monsterdon

Oh no Joel Rock Climbing! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

I'm going to start referring to all the management at $JOB as "white collars".

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@moira And no crocodiles. What a cop out. #Monsterdon

okay, but they needed to empty their shoes over his head. #monsterdon

Everyone into the nice blue pool! Then swim out of the green, turbid river. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

@trixter Not enough slomo in the world I'm afraid #monsterdon

Indiana Jones broken bridge hanging!

#Monsterdon

does the indy guy count as a monster because that's a falls down #monsterdon

@moira They had to slo-mo it to make it seem in any way dramatic. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Ladies first! A real gentleman. #Monsterdon

i forgot about all the bickering in this one #monsterdon

I hope the tomb plunderer can't swim.
#Monsterdon #Battra

Is a fermented beverage made from babies "infanticider"? #infantIsland #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

We're not sure about the structural integrity of this bridge so we'll load it with all of us at the same time #monsterdon

@paco the face of a guy who was Not Told #monsterdon

i do believe a priest who rips someone's heart out would improve this scene. #monsterdon

aaaaa we're in front of a greenscreen suddenly aaaaah #Monsterdon

Ah, #Plex subtitle search to the rescue!

Fortunately I even know enough Japanese (i.e. small numbers) to figure out which subtitles sync up properly

#Monsterdon

lost hat count: 2 #Monsterdon

What the heck? Pluto started the movie over after the ads?! (Or maybe i bumped something) We'll see if I can't figure out where everybody is (ish) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeah, having a meteor land on you will definitely wake you up in a terrible mood.

So, knowing Godzilla is awake and angry, they go out… in a boat. 🤦🏽‍♀️

From Raiders to Land Of The Lost. Sid and Marty want their green screen back. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Second hat lost ....

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@aprilfollies
Only in Japan. In America, it's by what guns they carry.

#Monsterdon

Hey I didn't look on the bingo card is "Hiking through the jungle dressed in a business suit" on there? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Director: Could you say “This is terrible.” but with *less* feeling?

@Taweret

Is mushroom people on the Bingo card?
Don't forget to play Bingo!

#Monsterdon

both Infant Island and the mushroom island from Matango would be cool places to visit tho

#monsterdon

...Okay that scene was inexplicable. #Monsterdon

Is Infant Island ruled over by the Infanta? #monsterdon

Salaryman hiking through the jungle in his suit will be the first to die #monsterdon

Yeah I think we may be veering into wackiness here, what with the costuming. #Monsterdon

Is it an ugly mound of POOP?! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

I was waiting for that falling tree to burst into flames.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

"Oh my God. This is terrible."

I'm always saying this

#Monsterdon

Westley had better machete moves with a frikkin rapier.
#Monsterdon #Battra

hiking though the jungle in a suit a tie as one does

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently you can tell how Serious Scientist someone is by their style of glasses.

can't remember if i shared this 3D scan i made of the godzilla plushie i recently bought. interactive scan here https://scaniverse.com/scan/u4opqvbrdz7r6zce #monsterdon

Are we gonna see some fairies??? #Monsterdon

@strangefour I didn't know Roland Emmerich did this one. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

That's his jungle power tie. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"Infant Island"
"Why's it called that?"
"Godzilla spilt some milk there once, and all the monsters cried."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

With that music, there has to be something mystical on the island.
#Monsterdon #Battra

...That's one BIG baby. #Monsterdon #AlsoTheIslandIsLargeToo

This week on Riptide #monsterdon

@strangefour Is this a kissing story? #Monsterdon

Island of babys #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra

"Godzilla's at large once again."

....and aren't we just giddy!

#Monsterdon

Just after you've put your kaiju down for a nap some damn meteorite has to come along and wake him up, amirite? #monsterdon

this week on miami vice #monsterdon

♪♫ A threeee hour tooour ♪♫ #Monsterdon

"Godzilla's at large once again" well do we get a spinning newspaper again please? #Monsterdon

Good thing we didn't stick The Blob in the arctic, assuming it would always stay cold!

#callback
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sassy archaeologist did right by dumping tomb robber. He’s an ass.

#Monsterdon But what is Godzilla’s marital status?

"Godzilla's at large once again." Well it's not like anyone managed to shrink him...
#Monsterdon #Battra

i hope they don't wind up on a spooky island with mushroom people

#monsterdon

Oh so this is a movie about divorce?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

I love all the cautionary climate stuff from decades ago that no one with any power listened to, not depressing at all. 😐 #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

#monsterdon Have we already done this one?

They're all blending together in my brains.

Wasn't this the first one with Batra? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

@forestine They didn't show him drinking the tea out of the saucer, it would've required an R rating. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero oops okay NEXT WEEK #monsterdon

@moira nooo my birthday is next week lol #monsterdon

"I think they're still in love" Yeah that's always my conclusion when two people openly loathe each other. #Monsterdon

oh dang happy birthday @bunnyhero ! :D #monsterdon

I think I prefer snakes to plutocrats #monsterdon

That man's playing Galaga. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"They're still in love" was NOT the vibe I was getting but okay. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

#Monsterdon Masako! Masako! Masako! ( clangs metal cup on bars )

#monsterdon that foam will crush him!

Pretty strong control room game in this one. B+ #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

#Monsterdon Happy birthday @bunnyhero!

Don't be a cock

roach.

You cockroach!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe first he took the cup without the saucer like some kind of barbarian, and then for good measure ate the lemon slice #Monsterdon

Oh hey it's him again! Akiji Kobayashi. Friend to Ultraman and Kamen Rider from the showa era.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

okay that's a pretty groovy control room #monsterdon

they're even dubbing the very obvious western european actors

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

oh NOW she's Masako SAN??? (-_-) #monsterdon

Hmm okay this may be a bit awkward seeing as how I downloaded a version of the film with Japanese audio and no subtitles 🤔

#Monsterdon

Why is the old guy voiced by Tom Waits?

#Monsterdon

The skirtsuit scientist was married to the mullet tombraider? This is alarmingly zany

#Monsterdon

Monstrous Trivia
On the set during first day of SFX filming: Tim Burton.

Happy Birthday bunnyhero+
@bunnyhero

#Monsterdon

...Did he just eat a raw slice of lemon? With the rind and everything? He's not tough, he's just gross. #Monsterdon

Going ham on that lemon slice #monsterdon

Getting the casual sexism out of the way nice and early. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

#Monsterdon It was a load-bearing idol.

A big #Monsterdon Welcome to new viewer @podsothoth