I mean yea it looks dangerous but it's all kaijufabe

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@moira I love the giant muppet eyes. They are just so cute and emotive.

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You know those structures on kaiju and sentai sets like this where they kinda look like houses but you're actually not sure what that shape is supposed to imply? I call 'em "illegible buildings" #monsterdon

Oh no, they destroyed that apartment block that was literally in the middle of a giant meadow, miles from any other structure! #monsterdon

@Lazarou new sitcom concept

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Godzilla is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to

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🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

GODZILLA VS TRIVIA

An Utter Disappointment

😑 This movie had the lowest attendance in Japan of any in the series.
😭 When the elementary school student saw how they changed his contest-winning robot design, he burst into sobs.
😞 Per the SFX Director, the crew had a lack of enthusiasm for the film because Toho execs forced the scenes into a "childish" direction and budgets were reduced. This after the crew put great effort into their work.

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holy shit they cut godzilla #monsterdon

i think godzilla learned that tree move from king kong #monsterdon

I love the bromance between Godzilla and Jet Jaguar. #Monsterdon

Buddies 4 Eva #monsterdon

Godzilla with an uprooted tree BY GAWD!!

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This just needs a few folded chairs and Mega-Geraldo getting a broken nose.

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Ruuumble in Japan! #monsterdon

Godzilla blood!!!

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Godzilla really just wants to bust a move in this movie. Is he about to start breakdancing?

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"EAT THE TREE, EAT IT!"

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...Anybody else feeling like this should've been a Gamera movie? #Monsterdon

I was not expecting jaw harp in this soundtrack, but I'm not mad that it's here.

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jaw harp soundtrack!!!

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The Jew's harp is weird
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i love how incredibly stupid Gigan's design is

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godzilla "jfc gotta show up and save your ass, you goddamn robot amateur"

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BY GAWD! GODZILLA HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO BE JET JAGUAR'S TAG TEAM PARTNER!
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OMG did Megalon just teabag Jet Jaguar

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Haha the fist pumps as Godzilla enters the scene

"Gojira in the houuuuuse what uuuuuup"

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Godzilla doesn't like bullies #monsterdon

The real lesson is that kaiju really hate the petrochemical industry #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar probably should have programmed himself to be small again at some point

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Godzilla could really use some Rocky theme music here. #Monsterdon

megalon and gigan high-fived! (technically, high-oned) #monsterdon

Hmm we really need a kaiju volleyball league #monsterdon

the worst kind of kaiju is a laughing kaiju #monsterdon

fire cancels Jet Jaguar's levitation abilities - must have exceeded his Curie temperature

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Megalon and Gigan are such idiots.
The Bebop and Rocksteady of kaiju.
Perfect bros. I love them.
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Did Megalon and Gigan have to use that Kaiju Sign Language to plan things out?

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So why didn't jet jaguar reprogram himself as invincible and omnipotent?

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#monsterdon meanwhile, halfway between here and monster island, Godzilla is still swimming.

It's the Kaiju With Gardening Implement Hands Club #Monsterdon

Aw yeah it's time for the NO HANDS SQUAD!

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@Lazarou interuniversal

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"His determination made him grow that big."

There we have it. The line of the movie.

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jet jaguar can become giant because of Reasons

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#Monsterdon *ten-minute scene of kaiju destruction* these films are really about the dehumanization of war, both in how destruction kills the human spirit and in how you have to beat the human spirit out of people to make them willing to bomb each other </seriousposting>

For folk who're watching the dubbed version from IA: anyone else find it jarring that the one guy pronounces "Jaguar" British-style, but noone else does?

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"Grow, grow, grow" — Jet Jaguar, probably

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So what you're tell me, movie, is that there's a hidden GET HUGE mechanic in Undertale.

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"so he just programmed himself in some way to increase his own size"

yes, i see

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Megalon looks like they're having such a good time. This is a good kaiju enrichment activity.

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Jet Jaguar has a circulatory system and can get dizzy, apparently. Design flaw? Human empathy? Movie trope? #monsterdon

Fly around in a circle until Jet Jaguar gets dizzy, and falls down. Bold move, Cotton.

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jet jaguar has programmed himself for DIZZYNESS

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"You sure you want to go? It could be damn dangerous!"

Also, are you sure we should have the kid with us?

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Jet Jaguar, the only robot with a built-in lazy susan in his ankles. #Monsterdon

"Look how huge Jet Jaguar is"

At least the kid is asking questions about that

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"You sure you wanna go? It could be damned dangerous."

"Yeah, but it's the last rest stop for 75 miles."

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It uh, also makes him enormous.

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Jet Jaguar has a learning CPU. It makes him a more efficient killer.

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Gotta say they're pretty blase about how their robot just became sentient. #Monsterdon

"Something stimulated Jet Jaguar's brain while he was active, and it gave him free will."

Oh, ok then

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#Monsterdon you made a robot that can decide for itself when it becomes self-aware & independent?!

Jet Jaguar did one thing and then acquired free will

This is sounding a lot like Futurama

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Jer jerger's gone rampant! #monsterdon

@allanb That reminds me of something... #Monsterdon

gay dad 1 is definitely dubbed by professor utonium

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Megalon's mouth operation is ........... disturbing.

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Those Kaiju sure you love blowing up fuel depots :kaboom:

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@RobynGoodfellow it's uber, but for kaiju #monsterdon

Explosions are stored in the balls #monsterdon

Apparently you need gems to summon a Gigan.

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fuck yeah, Gigan

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#Monsterdon Killed by Rock on a Roll.

Bug steps on man, it's a tweest #Monsterdon

And now that we're having some close-up fighting.... no music!

BHAHAHAHAH kid swinging on a cube hilariously slow...

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@blogdiva Snape. Snape. Japanese Snape. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon Kid came in like a wrecking ball.

If someone takes out my doorbell camera I'm not going to go and open the door to see who it is

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my dude i appreciate your aesthetics but this decor is not cubism

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OOO, OSCAR WILDE LOST AN EYE #Monsterdon

Godzilla and Megalon both speak Universal Kaiju Sign Language. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

maybe like drop the kid off at a friends house instead of taking him with on adventures that involve getting kidnapped and dropped off a bridge and stuff like that idk

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This crazy scheme with a model jet just might work...
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Is Godzilla even gonna make it in time for the end of the movie? #monsterdon

Took me so long to find this gif it's no longer relevant 😂

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Using a toy to save the day was clearly aimed at children and their needs

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Ooh. We got the ✅ hand drawn lightning.

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DEATH TO MOBILOIL

DEATH TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

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good thing Godzilla understands annoying error sounds and vague arm gestures #monsterdon

Godzilla and Jet Jaguar appear to have some kind of understanding here. Their ability to communicate was a major surprise. #Monsterdon

i do enjoy some hand drawn lightning effects tho

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OH my, so many revells on this toy store, I wonder if they are going to use everyone as a prop on the movie.
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Wait, so Godzilla is just standing around, waiting for a robot to fly in and communicate with him in semaphore? #monsterdon

Goji.

Gojira.

Godzilla my man.

Your pupils man.

HOW MANY DID YOU TAKE!?

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@SRLevine To borrow a joke from my HS Physics teacher about an exam ? he gave us revolving around the "Lois falls out of a helicopter" scene from the 70s Superman movie: uncontrolled descent for hundreds of meters isn't really a problem. It's the abrupt end of the descent that you need to worry about.

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Wait, why are they going on a gunpla side-quest, again?

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Sign language

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Introducing Philosopher Godzilla ...

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Attention all attack pilots! New tactic! Don't fly where the kaiju can swat you!

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With all due respect to the F-86 I feel what they need is an A-10 GAU8

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