Aw yeah it's time for the NO HANDS SQUAD!

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@Lazarou interuniversal

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"His determination made him grow that big."

There we have it. The line of the movie.

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jet jaguar can become giant because of Reasons

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#Monsterdon *ten-minute scene of kaiju destruction* these films are really about the dehumanization of war, both in how destruction kills the human spirit and in how you have to beat the human spirit out of people to make them willing to bomb each other </seriousposting>

For folk who're watching the dubbed version from IA: anyone else find it jarring that the one guy pronounces "Jaguar" British-style, but noone else does?

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"Grow, grow, grow" — Jet Jaguar, probably

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So what you're tell me, movie, is that there's a hidden GET HUGE mechanic in Undertale.

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"so he just programmed himself in some way to increase his own size"

yes, i see

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Megalon looks like they're having such a good time. This is a good kaiju enrichment activity.

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Jet Jaguar has a circulatory system and can get dizzy, apparently. Design flaw? Human empathy? Movie trope? #monsterdon

Fly around in a circle until Jet Jaguar gets dizzy, and falls down. Bold move, Cotton.

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jet jaguar has programmed himself for DIZZYNESS

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"You sure you want to go? It could be damn dangerous!"

Also, are you sure we should have the kid with us?

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"Look how huge Jet Jaguar is"

At least the kid is asking questions about that

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It uh, also makes him enormous.

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Jet Jaguar has a learning CPU. It makes him a more efficient killer.

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Gotta say they're pretty blase about how their robot just became sentient. #Monsterdon

"Something stimulated Jet Jaguar's brain while he was active, and it gave him free will."

Oh, ok then

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#Monsterdon you made a robot that can decide for itself when it becomes self-aware & independent?!

Jet Jaguar did one thing and then acquired free will

This is sounding a lot like Futurama

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Jer jerger's gone rampant! #monsterdon

@allanb That reminds me of something... #Monsterdon

gay dad 1 is definitely dubbed by professor utonium

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Megalon's mouth operation is ........... disturbing.

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Those Kaiju sure you love blowing up fuel depots :kaboom:

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@RobynGoodfellow it's uber, but for kaiju #monsterdon

Explosions are stored in the balls #monsterdon

Apparently you need gems to summon a Gigan.

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fuck yeah, Gigan

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#Monsterdon Killed by Rock on a Roll.

Bug steps on man, it's a tweest #Monsterdon

And now that we're having some close-up fighting.... no music!

BHAHAHAHAH kid swinging on a cube hilariously slow...

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@blogdiva Snape. Snape. Japanese Snape. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon Kid came in like a wrecking ball.

If someone takes out my doorbell camera I'm not going to go and open the door to see who it is

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my dude i appreciate your aesthetics but this decor is not cubism

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OOO, OSCAR WILDE LOST AN EYE #Monsterdon

Godzilla and Megalon both speak Universal Kaiju Sign Language. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

maybe like drop the kid off at a friends house instead of taking him with on adventures that involve getting kidnapped and dropped off a bridge and stuff like that idk

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This crazy scheme with a model jet just might work...
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Is Godzilla even gonna make it in time for the end of the movie? #monsterdon

Took me so long to find this gif it's no longer relevant 😂

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Using a toy to save the day was clearly aimed at children and their needs

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Ooh. We got the ✅ hand drawn lightning.

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DEATH TO MOBILOIL

DEATH TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

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good thing Godzilla understands annoying error sounds and vague arm gestures #monsterdon

Godzilla and Jet Jaguar appear to have some kind of understanding here. Their ability to communicate was a major surprise. #Monsterdon

i do enjoy some hand drawn lightning effects tho

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OH my, so many revells on this toy store, I wonder if they are going to use everyone as a prop on the movie.
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Wait, so Godzilla is just standing around, waiting for a robot to fly in and communicate with him in semaphore? #monsterdon

Goji.

Gojira.

Godzilla my man.

Your pupils man.

HOW MANY DID YOU TAKE!?

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@SRLevine To borrow a joke from my HS Physics teacher about an exam ? he gave us revolving around the "Lois falls out of a helicopter" scene from the 70s Superman movie: uncontrolled descent for hundreds of meters isn't really a problem. It's the abrupt end of the descent that you need to worry about.

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Wait, why are they going on a gunpla side-quest, again?

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Sign language

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Introducing Philosopher Godzilla ...

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Attention all attack pilots! New tactic! Don't fly where the kaiju can swat you!

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With all due respect to the F-86 I feel what they need is an A-10 GAU8

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plot twist, the kid calls them both nii-chan? (older brother) #monsterdon

That's an odd, unnatural perambulation

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looks like they found the minatures shop

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why do they always send the army to fight kaiju? it never works and so many soldiers die

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I think the resilience of the kid and the dude in that shipping container was more impressive than Megalon's resistance to the masers TBH #Monsterdon

CUT TO: CHARIOTS OF THE GODS #Monsterdon

You forgot to tell Jet Jaguar to ignore previous instructions, senpai!

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Jet Jaguar looks like some sort of robot Joker.

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So let me get this straight, Seatopia.

We're going to take a Goliath Beetle.

A creature who is famous for it's bipedialism.

And we're going to replace it's other two, dexterous limbs with a giant fucking DRILL.

And this is the best plan you came up with after 3 MILLION YEARS.

Sure, Seatopia. Great plan.

(Idiots.)

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Jet Jaguar can hover #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 surely they would be paste in the real world? #monsterdon

Why does Megalon hop like a Chinese vampire? He’s a beetle kaiju #monsterdon

Ah here come the planes, they always get knocked down!

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You can't just STOP MIDAIR LIKE THAT, FOUL! #Monsterdon

@amyfou

They actually thought things like this out for Megalon:
The face was based on the Japanese rhinoceros beetle.
The body was based on cicadas, and the movement was based on grasshoppers.

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@Lazarou Nice.
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@Taweret@octodon.social I think they're in love, and that's beautiful

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< cue theme from M.A.S.H. >

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[Animaniacs voice]

Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy!

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Commence Xmas topper attack.
Let's call Godzilla!

"...I'll have to backtrace the Jet Jaguar IP with a VisualBasic script..."

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The truck drivers kicked out the bad guy but they’re still dumping the container?? You guys know you’re not getting paid anymore right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah yes jet jaguar, my favorite version of mac os x for powerpc

Turns out you can survive a fall from any height so long as you're in a sturdy enough box. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Sure, maybe the masers will work this time. #Monsterdon

that's just a holiday inn sign on megalon's head #monsterdon

Not the masers!!! #Monsterdon

I love the oversized Joe 90 like ray beam shooters

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quality masers, too bad they're reruns

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"...I modeled the super sonic giant robot controller off my TV remote, so it requires line of sight."

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LIGHT HIM UP! #Monsterdon

...you had the override switch the whole time 🤦

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Muahahaha yes! Yes! The carnage! The miniature carnage :kaboom:

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"Isn't that Jet Jaguar over there?"

...I dunno dude, isn't it YOUR robot? #Monsterdon

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Sky ball the container over a ridge...
They wake up sore maybe?

I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure they would be stone cold dead after getting launched a mile through the air in a steel box with no insulation

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Yup. Totally survivable. #Monsterdon

i do not believe that either roku-chan OR goro-sempai are daijoubu, sir. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow It's just like Indiana Jones and the Nuclear Refrigerator

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good thing they didn't fall into the water but instead got ricocheted off a kaiju drill and landed on hard ground...? #monsterdon

seriously that made indiana jones in the refrigerator look good

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