This weirdly framed shot appears a few times in the movie. I guess they really had to get that logo thing in?
Is that the Great Seal of Seatopia?
Ok, it's a compass rose. Good start for a sea thing.
With tentacles. Ok. Makes sense.
... But why the statue glued on front?
I think that's supposed to be an Easter Island Moai, but the artist didn't know what one looked like.
So, in Japan, is it normal for two men and a kid to live together in a robotics laboratory?
@SeanAloysiusOBrien A self-made robot? #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien This was Terribly Great and Greatly Terrible and did not disappoint! Another fined #Monsterdon tganks @Taweret !
Sadly fails the Bechdel test #monsterdon
@Taweret Thank you, I feel educated #monsterdon
🎵 Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar 🎵 [singing in Japanese continues] --Godzilla vs. Megalon
#monsterdon #SubtitleHallOfFame
ty for joining, everyone!
Was there a single line uttered by a woman in this film? All I remember is the Seatopian dancers #monsterdon
@Taweret ok we need do Jet/Godzilla #AIporn now #Monsterdon
they just still down there?
"Close down all the exit points!"
[Massive Explosions]
"What! I mean, like, shut the door!"
ah ok good he's not
"Alexa, tell Jet Jaguar to go" #monsterdon
i would just stay big #monsterdon
Now they're just fooling around.
i wanted a chest bump #monsterdon
@Taweret It's Pride Month after all #monsterdon
kiss him
I'm not a fan of Godzilla's stripped down, non-glowy dorsal fins #monsterdon
there's 3 m + left in the basketball game therefore I have plenty of time to finish this movie and catch the last 20m of the game
I guess the Seatopians got what they wanted? #monsterdon
godzilla looks like he dropped his keys down a drain when he saw megalon fly away
now Godizilla gets to grab someone else's tail for once! #monsterdon
this is the best Godzilla movie #monsterdon
This fight except Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire #Monsterdon
oh no. how will our heroes get out of this one?
The soundtrack should be Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire #monsterdon
For future reference, Megalodon, you should lead with this maser/bomb attack, don't hold it back #monsterdon
he's been beheaded before, it's not a big deal, let them do it #monsterdon
Wicked pat-a-cake attack there #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien But perhaps the land of Seatopia has some legitimate grievances #monsterdon
Geez, what's with all the spurting blood in this movie? #monsterdon
Full on tag team match THIS IS SO WICKED! :blobaww: :blobrainbow: :ablobspin: #Monsterdon
i don't even know which monster is screeching but i want them to stop
Meanwhile the population of Japan has no idea this is happening #monsterdon
why doesn't jet jaguar program himself some bitches #monsterdon
the music and boing boing sound effects. i can't
Next the monsters are going to take Jet's lunch money #monsterdon
Godzilla shadowboxing to psych himself up #monsterdon
I've always thought that if Jet Jaguar was a little smarter, and had programmed with a little less sense of fair play, he could have just made himself even bigger.
This is a Godzilla without gravitas #monsterdon
Kaijutsu is the best Japanese martial art #Monsterdon
Why did they design his face to look like a metal caricature of Jack Nicholson?
Does that help its performance?
@Taweret Does he have a program to make himself less hapless? #monsterdon
just guys being dudes #MONSTERDON
The monster's are all "Hey, bro, how's it going!?" #monsterdon
I won'der how the Japanese defence forces will take to having Godzilla summoned without their having been informed #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar is the best.
this is when guys in suits peaked #monsterdon
They grow up so fast #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar is stoked to see 80-year old child and his two ambiguous guardians #monsterdon
Right on! More Kaiju MOAR KAIJU! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
oh hell yeah this guy #monsterdon
So Gigan doesn't make an appearance till the last reel leaving the heavy lifting to the others #monsterdon
Wow, lot of blood, for a film like this.
hey watch the cubes #monsterdon
@Taweret The kid's got a helluva fast ball, er, plane #monsterdon
damn, Franz Liszt is dumb
I guess dialogue in made up alien languages without subtitles was a thing in the 70s like it's just as fantastic here as it was in the Star Wars Christmas Special #Monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien I guess they didn't have synthetic voice technology worked out #monsterdon
I love Jet Jaguar's conversation with Godzilla.
Why's Megalon attacking buildings, those weren't the ones shooting at him? #monsterdon
Godzilla gives Jet the old 10-4 #monsterdon
okay then
there's like half an hour left. i need godzilla to show up now
Megalon, what happened to your zigzag yellow maser beam? #monsterdon
#monsterdon @SeanAloysiusOBrien imagine if you had only seen the original godzilla and shin godzilla and then you watched this
wouldn't the seatopians be friends with godzilla?
The Seatopians appear to live in a casino #monsterdon
It sparks joy in me when Megalon plays hopscotch #Monsterdon
oh fuck I forgot to do my Arkasodara quests, I guess I'll do them after the movie
Fast movements like hops really ... break the illusion. Why show that in real time? It'd look fine if it was a little slower.
@apLundell Look more like negative scratches #monsterdon
I know it sounds unscientific, but what if through the power of jeeps and tanks, we shoot Megalon #monsterdon
Woo! Masers!
i bet the conventional weapons will work on the kaiju this time
convenient that you made a backup remote control that you can fit around your neck lol
Oh, so Godzilla is considered a good guy in this one right from the start, then? #monsterdon
When I was a boy, I to, was voiced by an old woman who hated children.
@Taweret you had to be pretty resilient to survive the 70s #Monsterdon
taking over all car companies and discontinuing manual transmissions for every kind of car
oh their dead now #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien He doesn't drive stick #monsterdon
lmao this dude just dumped his buddies
okay well that would have definitely killed both of them
I was afk for a bit and now I'm seeing Megalon and I can't help but imagine him speaking in Zoidberg's voice #monsterdon
why doesn't this kid do that?
lol wtf #monsterdon
what is wrong with these shithead struck drivers lol
Those roof-mounted weapons of war look like they double as dental hygiene implements #monsterdon
They're still going to dump the package?
I love shots of people falling down cliffs that are obviously gentle hills with the camera at an angle.
i don't know what's going on. but it's great
Fuck Boston
Top Gun (2022) #monsterdon
there's titties in these guy's truck
does megalon know that the robot is his ally?