i think they blew the movie budget on the modular synth #monsterdon

#monsterdon, Pro tip : If you leave prisoners tied up in the control center of your secret headquarters, be sure they don't start nodding and winking at each-other.

Rainbow Death Rays!!! :blobrainbow: :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

mechagdozilla said finger guns

#monsterdon

Aaaactive Surplus. Aaaactive Surplus. #iykyk #Monsterdon

Hey, that's not the same ferry!

I'm reporting you to Japanese Ferry YouTube Fandom!

#monsterdon

if i had an espresso machine i'd name it mochagodzilla #monsterdon

"I would never have guessed that the monster could be godzilla" #monsterdon

these 70s fashions are kinda dope tbh

#monsterdon

monster island is actually a peninsula

#monsterdon

#monsterdon You ever notice that these mysterious tribes that serve as guardians to ancient gods always have exactly two generations : elders that look at least 90, and a princess in her teens.

How does that happen?

thanks again @Taweret for hosting #monsterdon! always fun

@nev mechxorcistzilla? (i tried) #monsterdon

Anguirius is a very relatable character.

Who among us doesn't want to sleep in a cave until a princess sings to us?

#monsterdon

Many thanks to @Taweret for hosting #monsterdon!

#monsterdon
"My father!?"

"It's allright, Your father has achieved a victory."

"Right, I can see that. But is he dead?"

anyhoo, next week's #Monsterdon movie is Space Amoeba since it came in second in the poll

Thanks for the heavy metal #Monsterdon @Taweret it was fun!

a great "what the hell did I just watch" watch. thanks for hosting @Taweret! #Monsterdon

Thank you, @internetarchive, for the stream.

#monsterdon

started with a big fucking explosion, gotta end it with a big fucking explosion #monsterdon

well, that was batshit

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

wow the soundtrack just goes all over the place dunnit? #Monsterdon

It's okay, your father got the Pyrrhic victory ending.

But since this is a rougelike, he'll respawn with the pipe.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon NOW you use the pipe?

@Taweret it was character building it didn't mess us up at all! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I like how that furry god kaiju is like "Hey! Don't forget about meeee! I'm in this movie too!"

"Ok, little buddy. I'll hold him up and you can take a few sucker-punches."

ok so the control panel's useless now anyway, yeah? #monsterdon

ngl I hope godzilla wins #monsterdon

Unfortunately, Mechagodzilla only had his L2 cert through Spaceman Association of Rocketry and couldn't use the bigger motors he needed to launch himself and Godzilla.

#monsterdon

the violence in this kids movie is hilariously graphic lmao

the 70s, damn

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "So, he's transformed himself into a magnetic pole!"

What a great, terrible line!

#monsterdon is first and foremost, knee rockets

wait all that space titanium and they made mecha godzilla out of IRON?? SMDH #Monsterdon

Magneto?

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#monsterdon Wow, it's really going to town on Godzilla.

@Taweret arterial spray in a kid's movie! #monsterdon

you know shit gets serious when their head starts spinning so fast that you see the kinetic lines around it #monsterdon

why does this goofy showa era godzilla movie have the bloodiest, most hardcore kaiju battles in it?

#monsterdon

magnets. how do they work? #monsterdon

this kaiju battle goes so hard #monsterdon

cw for blood i guess. damn

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#monsterdon Don't stick your hands in a forcefield, dumb-ass!

Why does everyone do that?

"we must teach it another lesson... mechagodzilla: beat godzilla to death" are godtier lines #monsterdon

these dudes have the worst poker faces ever #Monsterdon

GODZILLA IS STILL ALIVE #MONSTERDON

The Exorcist #Monsterdon

Mechagodzilla's head's spinning around, what next, it's gonna spray pea soup at them?

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like a fucked up bat #monsterdon

godzilla really said aw snap #monsterdon

might like king caesar's kaiju design even more than mechagodzilla if you can believe it #monsterdon

RED HAND-DRAWN LIGHTNINGS #MONSTERDON

#monsterdon I like the monogram.

aliens watching the fight from the box seats #monsterdon

This movie goes really well with THC

#monsterdon

absorbing laser beams in one eye and shooting them back out the other is really shaking up the kaiju meta #monsterdon

:blobfingerguns: #Monsterdon

this slaps #monsterdon

Yay, our weird bat-dog monster savior!

#monsterdon

hand drawn lightning is one of my favorite things in old movies

#monsterdon

they could've done more work on the choreo tbh #monsterdon

Aw c'mon, it's not THAT bad compared to the Mothra song #Monsterdon

@Taweret but what if we are digging this mojo filled vaguely bond-esque number? :ablobblewobbleslow: #Monsterdon

godzilla! the musical #monsterdon

i prefer the mothra-summoning song tbh #monsterdon

#monsterdon That band has to be on standby 24/7 in case the royal family decides to wake a kaiju.

King Seesaw wants to wake up to YMO remix of this.

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ooo a musical number #monsterdon

there's a song!! #Monsterdon

THE SUN'S RISING IN THE WEST #MONSTERDON

so if you have to go pee, now is the time. this song goes on for a bit

#monsterdon

this song slaps #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder what the nose-tubes are for.

omg the hidden stalactite button #monsterdon

"Interpol, we're everywhere, you want to be."

#monsterdon

can we summon some damn kaiju now please?

#monsterdon

damn too bad the fake went in the ocean #monsterdon

Tapping out because I cannot keep my eyes open, for everyone forging on I hope this kaiju movie decides to have kaiju in it again at some point #monsterdon

"Got any more fake statues?"

#monsterdon

do you think they only gave him a german accent in the english dubbing or it was about the same in the original #monsterdon

okay the piano wire strangling is kinda hardcore for what is ostensibly a kids movie. damn

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Those really are just ape masks painted green aren't they?

i wonder what godzilla is up to

#monsterdon

20th century movies weren't afraid to use color. we should get back to that

#monsterdon

good thing that he wrote his initials on the space titanium pipe, otherwise nobody would have found out it was his #monsterdon

It sure has been a while since there were any kaiju, huh #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bad guys always kill prisoners in such slow, complicated ways.

You can reboot an alien after you shoot them by kicking them the ribs.

#InterpolFacts
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The upgraded version of sunglasses at night, sunglasses in a cave #monsterdon

lmao got him #monsterdon

the set design is an highlight #monsterdon

#monsterdon The professor seems pretty honest. I;m sure he really fixed the Mechagodzilla computer control system.

No back doors or sabotage or anything.

the space aliens built mechagodzilla but they had to get an earth scientist to repair it #monsterdon

Gotta love a car that makes impressive skidding noises while making a low-speed turn on sand #monsterdon

@Taweret to turn the humans against their close ally godzilla #monsterdon

night, yes #monsterdon

so... why did the aliens have mechagodzilla pretend to be real godzilla?

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dubbed in gorilla noises #monsterdon

I feel like this was product placement for an actual ocean liner #monsterdon

this is like that old videogame with the funny italian man #monsterdon