sure we get attacked by cosmic space moths and fire breathing kaiju all the time but a dinosaur? don't be silly

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@Taweret Glad you all had a good time, maybe next week I can join in #monsterdon

"I want to see you again!" (presumably romantically)
"You're my great grandpa! Bye."
Time travel woes.

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Can you imagine, two hundred years just laying around on the ocean floor, barely alive?
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The androids face grew back. Maybe he had a spare.

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the real dinosaur was the friends we made along the way

thanks for joining, everyone!

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"That's not the dinosaur we knew!"

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seatbelts

SEATBELTS PEOPLE

Who makes a mech without SEATBELTS?

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wow the massive collateral damage tho #monsterdon

Why didn't the camera follow Amy attacking the dude. I wanted to see her kick his ass. Instead we got a dude try to kick an android in the balls.
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"What've you done? You betrayed the union!"
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Electrocuted by feelings microwaves!
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this is a very tender moment between a business man and godzilla

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dude you love the dinosaur so much why don't you marry it?

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King Ghidorah appeared and everyone just knew his name.
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Turns out bleeding out at the bottom of the ocean just made him stronger.

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It would be a global tragedy if Sapporo was destroyed

because then the world would be deprived of Sapporo Ichiban the Best Ramen Ever

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I can't get enough of the sparks in this movie! #monsterdon

@Taweret
Godzilla, lowkey cat boy
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Are they zooming by moving the camera closer? All the zooms are so shaky.

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godzilla blew up the time travelers' ufo and then defeated the kaiju they made by irradiating a bunch of muppets

this is the greatest movie ever made

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Godzilla's happy dance sparks joy in me #monsterdon

And then the car exploded.

It exploded three times.

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This movie has everything...dinosaurs, time travel, battles, fast strong androids, nuclear weapons of mass destruction, genetically engineered lizardpets and of course epic monsters

but there aren't any Smol Ladies in this one

How do we know when it's over if there are no Smol Ladies around to sing?

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"If we totally irradiate the ocean next to a nation that largely eats fish, the bleeding dinosaur at the bottom of the ocean will save us from the dragon sent by anti-imperialist time travelers."
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wait. does godzilla have little cat ears?

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Time travelers fighting imperialism with house pets monsterfied into a dragon.
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you'd think being aware of multiple timelines would make these people's brains explode or cancel the universe or something #monsterdon

"we should have expected this to happen"

i don't know that anyone should have expected any of this tbh

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If your book sells, we can get married. If not, I'll just break up with you.
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Top Gun visuals with a Benny Hill soundtrack #Monsterdon

I think the future people should have just played SIMS modded with dragons.
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come on, gimme that godzilla theme music

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So King Gheedorah is like when Biff gives his younger self the sports almanac, please don't correct me #monsterdon

the musical choices in this movie sure are something

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"Has something happened you haven't told us about?"
Quick pan to the woman who released the furbies.

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they should have played yakkety sax for the android running scene

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did she have a reason to leave the bat furbies on the island?
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Godzilla vs King Ghidorah
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the nations of South America and Africa #Monsterdon

it turns out the real villain was imperialism

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"Take that, you dinosaur."

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that was one helluva fusion bomb #monsterdon

Helpful King Gheedorah PSA #Monsterdon

tellyport

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Take that you....dinosaur! :blobcheeky: #monsterdon

a gigantic dinosaur is attacking our BOYS!!

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okay, i love the dinosaur

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who would ever believe we were visited by aliens that sounds so ridiculous, it's not like we were attacked by a giant dino lizard that shoots lightning out of its eyes or something sensible like that #monsterdon

Our feelings create microwaves, and the bat furbies pick up on our microwaved feelings.

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new man made species made with biotechnology are great pets what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

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we got muppets

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ofc he's an android. this movie needed more stuff going on

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in the future all books are filled with noodles

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see, we need to use a ufo to time travel to kidnap a dinosaur to stop it from turning into godzilla. its all right here in the noodles book

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the book contains noodles

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"we came to warn you all about your country's gloomy future"

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Godziller?

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there's a lot going on in this movie

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I'm not saying it was aliens...

but

it was aliens

DINOSAUR aliens!!

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Aliens!

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If we identify it, it'll just be a flying object. Not even that, since it landed. It will be just an O.

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"The dinosaur was completely gentle at first..."
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Eventually I will have a Thursday where I'm not too tired for #monsterdon

this is a wholly new interpretation of dinosaurs - elf on the shelfosaurus
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let the man speak! he's trying to tell us about our lord and savior, a dinosaur

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decomposition doesn't effect kaiju, the microbes and fishies and whatnot are just too scared
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1992 AD

the future is now

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