“Wait, that’s the ending?” #monsterdon

oh no poor kitty!!

at least one kitty was slimed in the creation of this movie

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Kitty! #monsterdon

Fish Heads Fish Heads

Rollie Pollie Fish Heads!

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20 minutes in this movie has more songs about pollution than any movie ive ever seen

#monsterdon

Papa! My other wrist doesn't have a watch! I checked it but it didn't have the time. Come back! I need another watch! Also I lost that knife. Can I get a new big knife, Papa?

#Monsterdon

Growing up as a #FreeRangeChild in the 70s was awesome kids could just go climb around willy nilly on slippery rocks with sharp knives! #Monsterdon

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lmao at Godzilla disemboweling Hedorah like a goody grab bag of garbage slime giblets

#Monsterdon

wouldja lookit that
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rocket-powered Godzilla
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T-pose Godzilla
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Well that #monsterdon was incredible. I was expecting it to be stiff and preachy the way media where "popular character confronts real world issue" almost always is, but it combined the message with the willingness to get bonkers in a way the franchise never did before or since (as far as I know, I haven't seen them all yet).

😳 #monsterdon

Waaaaa Waaaa Waaaaaaaa....

Waaaaalks off into the smoggy sunset

THE END

...of another Fantastically Camp #Monsterdon thanks @Taweret !

we were the real monsters all along #monsterdon

Lmao this is definitely homaging Shane #monsterdon

well, that was an experience

ty for joining, everyone!!

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remember kids, our planet is doomed

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and now for your viewing pleasure, more extended shots of floating garbage

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Well that was the longest I've ever seen godzilla whale on an enemy after its defeat #monsterdon

and that's how godzilla solved climate change

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Is he having to defeat the forms in reverse? That's a nice touch #monsterdon

damn godzilla, ok! #monsterdon

When you atomic breath in space it push you backward #monsterdon

wat

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wtf

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i have no idea what's happening

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They kinda ripped off Hedorah a bit to make the Angry Ood in Doctor Who didn't they #Monsterdon

Zap that gooey bitch #monsterdon

@Taweret Hedora has been unexpectedly menacing indeed. It's so ridiculous looking but... It's Deadly Ridiculous.

#Monsterdon

there are some striking visuals in this movie tho and some eerie moments

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oh no it's the diarrhea

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Lmao godzilla just did a Jackie Chan bit where he blocked a strike and then oversold the pain #monsterdon

Godzilla's new waah waaah wuaaahhh theme music is certainly a choice they made.

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hedorah has quite the kill count

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Hedorah purrs contentedly after an especially satisfying poo what sort of Kaiju battle is this LOL #Monsterdon

see when you expose tadpoles to pollution thereby causing them to merge into a kaiju it ofc also allows them shoot lasers from their eyes

that is just science

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"Should we just stand here and watch? Hedora just killed another crowd of people. Maybe we should, uh, leave."

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Oh no hedorah. Please don't do that in public. And definitely not all over godzilla #monsterdon

this movie sure makes some choices

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Godzilla: :blobthinking:

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@Taweret and after sulfuric acid melted people's skins off, hippies fought back with rock n roll around a bonfire

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He's afraid of fire, the thing that produces the carbon soot he feeds on! Quick, feed him a whole lot! #monsterdon

it's afraid of fire! it's advancing towards us, the classic sign of fear! #monsterdon

please stop trying to set all the pollution on fire. its not as helpful as you think it is

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Oh yeah. It really looks afraid of the fire. #monsterdon

see, the pollution made the tadpoles merge together in a kaiju, right? and then that kaiju turned itself into a ufo. like they do

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a lot of overlap between godzilla movies and professional wrestling #monsterdon

inspired by the hippies, Hedorah and Godzilla have a dance-off #monsterdon

Hedorah: I'm just spitballin' here...

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what

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Godzilla's Entrance Song tho 😆

Bwaaaa Bwaaaaaaa
Bwaaaa Bwaaaaaaah!

#Monsterdon

i want the real godzilla theme music not whatever bwah bwah song they keep playing when he walks up is

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Sooo....Hedorah is Hexxus just as a kaiju. Got it. #monsterdon

this may sound primitive and unscientific, but what if we used the power of rock and roll to defeat Hedora? #monsterdon

Commentary from this baby will be a valuable contribution to our talk show.

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The fourth stage will be a tremor's assblaster

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Never mind they just kicked it off #monsterdon

This is the most somber go-go dance party in history #monsterdon

Hedora's trademark anusmouth

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the scene where they fry the tadpole is pretty funny #monsterdon

Are all these godzilla movies landmarks of experimental film or is this just a weird one #monsterdon

Did not expect a kaiju movie to have Sesame Street vibes like this #monsterdon

why is the affected area the shape of two faces

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What the fuck WHY IS THERE A BABY IN QUICKSAND #monsterdon

oh no sludged baby!!!! #monsterdon

Is Hedorah related to the pollution-eating sludge baddie from Fern Gully? #monsterdon

This movie is awesome actually it's like Mr. Wizard Kaiju Edition and the factoids and the animations are like the 16mm films we got to see in school as a treat! #Monsterdon

oh, from tadpole to horseshoe crab

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Remember when we thought sulfuric acid was the worst consequence of pollution #monsterdon

Yes, pollution stops during pleasant weather.

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Hedora looks like those starcraft dudes #monsterdon

lol Hedorah flying through the construction site, amazing animation #monsterdon

Holy shit this one is just layering on the gruesome casualties huh #monsterdon

Punches smog beast and it's like play dough like WTF my dudes?

Godzilla is so emotive in this era it's fantastic #Monsterdon

We interrupt this program to bring you: space!

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that's how I would get out of gym class too! #monsterdon

Damn that kid is anhedonic. Just absolutely no-selling the roller coaster #monsterdon

what's the #monsterdon link?

Meanwhile, in Andromeda... #monsterdon

yesss more animation thank you

robot factories grabbing plants

#Monsterdon

The corroded, smoking Thinker sculpture is some extremely good imagery #monsterdon

I don't know if I'd wanna touch that stuff with my bare hands. #monsterdon

GSL: Godzilla Sign Language

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Fuck yes the animation came back. This movie fucking whips #monsterdon

i love the animations

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that is some nasty mud

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smog monster takes a pollution bong hit and inflates, gets big and round, but Godzilla is wrecking the vibe

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This is a really atypical one thus far. Usually it's filmed really straightforwardly like a procedural or a war movie. This one is willing to be a lot less linear #monsterdon

A whole room slimed to death, this movie is intense #monsterdon

what's
what's going on?

ohhh that's on a screen behind the musicians, not just some freerange unexplained skeletons and blood

#Monsterdon

I love the little sway Godzilla has in his walk, what a classy guy #monsterdon

I should have had my vape ready, I could have smoked alongside Hedorah #monsterdon

We've got a cthulhu huffing the big smokestack. Repeat, cthulhu huffing the smokestack #monsterdon

aww when you rub the monster the right way it purrrs :blobaww: #Monsterdon

Can we do the rest of the movie about that club and that unitard #monsterdon

I am seriously enjoying this psychedelic rock #monsterdon

oh hell yeah pollution song reprise #monsterdon

So what I'm getting from this is that you can clean an arbitrary amount of water by introducing one tadpole. All you have to do is deal with the kaiju that results, which is a smaller problem than an ocean full of filth #monsterdon