Yeah all the death and destruction was bad, but they didn't have to do that beautiful sports car like that #monsterdon

@Taweret So now we know how they got all those Godzilla cells for later movies! #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Bacteria are fake news #monsterdon

Big Lizard sez Y'all make me sick I'm outta here #Monsterdon

I don't think he looks like Batman #monsterdon

Biollante you is good, you is kind, you is smart #monsterdon

and then the lovecraftian plant horror turned into glitter and then into a woman's face and then ascended into the heavens

like they do

#monsterdon

Not the glitter attack! #monsterdon

biollante's final form is cool as hell

#monsterdon

biollante activated her mega stone

#monsterdon

Flower spooge #monsterdon

@smallsees @Zerofactorial FLOWER POWER!!!!!!! #Monsterdon

What happened with the plot with the middle eastern plutocrats and the gangsters? Did they just drop that? #monsterdon

Maybe they should have provided Godzilla a hot water bottle and a blanky #monsterdon

@msh All this rain makes me think she's going to re-sprout before the end #monsterdon

never mind that big sad angry flower all burned up she was only in the TITLE OF THE MOVIE let's get ready to RUMBLE! #Monsterdon

Did he just...insinuate godzilla was a junkie #monsterdon

Now they just have to hope Godzilla doesn't find a vat of Neosporin #monsterdon

plot twist Godzilla took some penecillin #Monsterdon

Godzilla: "Sorry, man, I didn't hear what you said. Let me get closer" #monsterdon

dude tried to deliver a one liner to godzilla. fucking hubris, man

#monsterdon

The leader of Bazooka Troop should be Bazooka Joe #monsterdon

Gondo and His Bazooka Troop

I'd totally buy their album

#Monsterdon

@smallsees And both have Godzilla cells #monsterdon

Monster Pursuit!

OompaOompaOompaOompa

#Monsterdon

use the masers, you fools!

#monsterdon

Poor Borat #monsterdon

Is Godzilla attacking Osaka because they had been backing Biollante or something? #monsterdon

Between this and Akira 1989 was a big year for Japanese teens with psychic powers #monsterdon

Boing!

Pow!

#Monsterdon

Here goes that zany soundtrack again #monsterdon

if i could use psychic powers to make godzilla walk right up to me, i would simply not do that

#monsterdon

One of the nuke plants is named OBAMA #monsterdon

Seeing it burn made me realize part of what was creeping me out was its resemblance to the people-trees in Annihilation #monsterdon

Big Lizard sez:

K that plant was an OK snak but I need NUKULAR plantz 4 dinnerrrr!

#Monsterdon

that monster battle was...kinda not much actually leaves one wanting #Monsterdon

@robotcarsley It helps that Biollante doesn't hop like a kangaroo #monsterdon

I was expecting the rose to have more thorn attacks #monsterdon

I think the fact that it doesn't have a face makes biollante much creepier than any other kaiju we've seen #monsterdon

Godzilla 1 - Biollante 0 #monsterdon

godzilla used dragon pulse

it's super effective

#monsterdon

Biollante used acid spray

#monsterdon

Biollante sounds exactly like the humpback in star trek 4 #monsterdon

can godzilla beat up a flower? let's find out

#monsterdon

lizard v rose

#monsterdon

Missiles are guaranteed not to work, folks #monsterdon

gotta have the cat ears. without the cat ears, godzilla is just a dinosaur

#monsterdon

you reporters don't understand! scientists HAVE to splice kaiju dna into various things!

#monsterdon

Attack lozenge is go #monsterdon

I want to see more of whatever show that dracula was hosting #monsterdon

I WANT the soundtrack to this movie tho just....wow #Monsterdon

the masers, you fools! use the masers!

#monsterdon

yes, godzilla has the cat ears in this

#monsterdon

why is the music so weirdly happy?

#monsterdon

OK we have tried this over and over ford like 30+ years and it never actually works but this time....THIS time will be different! #Monsterdon

no matter where in the ocean godzilla is, the water is always waist deep

#monsterdon

roses cry all the time. don't read too much into it

#monsterdon

Son of a VITCH #Monsterdon

mmm, kaiju jerky
#Monsterdon

i sure hope that giant rose doesn't turn into a kaiju

#monsterdon

It looks terrifying but smells *amazing* I bet #Monsterdon

My God...it's reproducing like tomatoes in the hands of a silicon valley guy... #monsterdon

If both the bacteria and Godzilla feed on nuclear material and energy, it seems like the bacteria is a bigger threat to Godzilla's brunch that to Godzilla
#Monsterdon

you deliberately cerated an immortal plant species and NOW you think it might have been a mistake?

#monsterdon

the music lol

#monsterdon

We used only the finest Cubic Zirconia™️ from QVC for this Special Mirror #Monsterdon

Amazing how the most advanced and secure biological containment freezers look exactly like cheap metal filing cabinets #monsterdon

scary music to watch microbes to

#monsterdon

@Taweret Little Shop of Horrors but EPIC #Monsterdon

Looks like Godzilla jerky #monsterdon

@Taweret Let's start with Godzilla cold cuts #monsterdon

let's just splice godzilla's dna into various things. what could go wrong?

#monsterdon

Neo grows a beard
Attacks some soldiers
Steals a crispy Godzilla nugget
says, "Kiss you, guys!"
and runs off
#Matrix
#Monsterdon

*wears cap made out of American flag undercoverly* #monsterdon

i sure hope these scientists don't accidentally create a kaiju

#monsterdon

Does he mean UMass Amherst? #monsterdon

Tell me doctor, why do you wish to have a kiss from a rose? #monsterdon

this institution is cooler than the Jurassic Park shindigs I think #Monsterdon

okay love the kaiju footprint skylight

#monsterdon

Godzilla laser light show
#Monsterdon

Fucking thinly disguised Saudis #monsterdon

Unfortunately she wasn't the right kind of psychic #monsterdon

Fucking Australians #monsterdon

scientists in a kaiju movie doing genetic engineering. what could go wrong??

#monsterdon

Time for the racial stereotype drinking game to start #monsterdon

Lawerence of Saradia #Monsterdon

the SOUNDTRACK too just... :blobaww: #Monsterdon

I need to know whether Biollante is pronounced Bee-o-lyan-tay as in Castellano Spanish or Bee-o-zhan-tay as in Mexican Spanish #monsterdon

up tempo godzilla theme hell yeah

#monsterdon

Wooo bigg lizard destruction and LASERS excellent start to #Monsterdon :blobrainbow: :ablobspin:

kaiju science!

#monsterdon

lizard v rose time

#monsterdon