It can only be *pause for dramatic effect* Godzilla. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@fufu Probably named by the Parent Islands #monsterdon

Is that... Is that Gamera?? #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

#Monsterdon. Oooh, are we doing a Kaiju version of the Oregon whale?

@apLundell Trans portation is important #Monsterdon

They need some MechaMethadone to kick their addiction to MechaGodzilla.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

This dialog is killing me. It's so great. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Okay so the Transformers fans have been excited because this dub studio, Omni Productions, did some wild dubs of TF anime.

The Prime Minister here is just Galvatron. Oddly calm Galvatron.

Ooh! Galvatron always has a good “idear” and we just got a “Godziller”!

#monsterdon

@apLundell And this isn't even Florida #monsterdon

GAMERA, NOOOO #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial #slowlyLowersHand #ScratchesSometingOffList #Monsterdon

GAMERA! NOOOOO!!!
(Kamoebas, kame = turtle, -oembas... space amoeba?)
#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

#Monsterdon Mother of kittens! Gamera?

The nuclear metaphor is unusually thick in here today. #Monsterdon

It's surprisingly easy to get a meeting with the prime minister to discuss fairies.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial ehuhuh huhu h huh uh uh uh you said "bone" #monsterdong #monsterdon

I love that the major theme so far is "tumblr grave robbing discourse but about godzilla" #monsterdon

"Man made nuclear weapons that brought Godzilla back" Just never gonna let that slide are ya. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

as long as kaiju keep attacking we can't get rid of the thing thats making the kaiju mad at us

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon So if they used Godzilla bones, wouldn't they be radioactive?

Better than making a sex machine out of the bones of Godzilla, though, right? #monsterdon

"human beings made a weapon from the bones of #godzilla. that was a mistake" #mothraGirls #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Where have we heard THAT before?! #sideEye #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero He'll be better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"I've got a feeling that it doesn't want to fight Godzilla anymore" That is the pure uncut Toho sweet. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"i can fix him" #monsterdon

That did look like a horrendous party, true #monsterdon

@Taweret I bet you could get ChatGPT to do it #monsterdon

I'm going to take a guess as to the g-bots pronouns, yeah I know it could be wrong, just playing the odds. #Monsterdon

"...now try catching that fly with chopsticks"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

i could easily pilot mechagodzilla

#monsterdon

Is that dude supposed to be Ice Man or Maverick? #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Standard anime hardass greeting. Akiba likes you, man. #Monsterdon

I mean her American VA obviously #Monsterdon

Why do all the Japanese people have Canadian accents? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And a typical jet jock scumbag.

@OldRustBucket ...seenomorph hearnomorph?! #Monsterdon

why is it called Infant Island? #monsterdon

That symbol is just an asterisk #monsterdon

@Taweret He spends one week on vacation in San Fransisco during Pride... #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Do.Not.Drink.That. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Can't wait till that kid reads Kurt Vonnegut and finds out what he thought the asterisk represented.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

oh grandpa, you and your fairy stories

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Xenomorph??!

the kid's dub sounds a bit like bart simpson. "don't have a kaiju, man!" #monsterdon

What does "DAY TIME WIDE" refer to? #monsterdon

Those photos would convince Arthur Conan Doyle. #Monsterdon

@trixter i thought men like you were called fruits. #monsterdon #Clue

Oh the lead guy is the red ranger from Gaoranger.
#Monsterdon

and again, it was definitely mothra, and not Allied bombers, no matter what the photos might look like #Monsterdon

Fairies? They prefer "gay men" thank you. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@CactuarJoe the movie has three monsters, but the twist is, they end up just being literally three monsters in a trench-- Godzilla suit. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero @apLundell If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @apLundell Then you're missing out on a lot of the flavor #monsterdon

@yatsu Or Mothra will have to do it. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe SHINJI GET IN THE G-BOT #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe get in the godzilla, shinji. #monsterdon

@apLundell i prefer my robots boneless #monsterdon

Wonder what kinda person volunteers to puppet a Godzilla skeleton. #Monsterdon

So we’re not in continuity with the Showa or Heisei sequels, but we are with Mothra.

It’s like Zelda. You can puzzle over continuity charts but then you play the game and it doesn’t matter. #monsterdon

It's standard robotic design to build your robots out of bones.

#monsterdon

It wouldn't be a proper Kaiju Movie Dub without middle aged women doing the voice overs for the little boys #Monsterdon

These dudes are so freaking casual working on a GIANT ROBOT MADE FROM GODZILLA'S BONES. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@Zerofactorial TIL, thanks! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow They aren't being unreasonable! #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Mothra, like Gamera, places great stock in giving cool rocks to humans #monsterdon

How come Mothra just shows up without having to be sung at? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow *hits vape* #Monsterdon

@trixter @RobynGoodfellow "Marsha Marsha Marsha!?" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I got to educate the cashier at a BoxLunch about this. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"previously on mechagodzilla..." #monsterdon

@trixter I mean... it is a pretty low bar. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@RobynGoodfellow I can't tell if it's Mona Marshall or not. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"Can you do a budgie job?" #wrongMontyPythonSkit #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon But we saw a shot of a live Godzilla at the start, so I am confused.

robocop but dinosaur #Monsterdon

My wife is doing our dumber dog’s voice for mothra and I am dying #monsterdon

Mothra's like, hey could you turn off those lights.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

On the other hand, how could you say no to a face like that? :3 #Monsterdon

Great. Mothra's got the cottenwoods going. There go my allergies. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Vertical take-off?

#monsterdon

Mothra like "I can be your angle...or yuor devil" #monsterdon

so this is a xmas movie?

#monsterdon

Mothra's protection seems pretty conditional, I'm not sure these kids are giving humanity much of a reason to trust Bugmom. #Monsterdon

Wow, this film gets right to the point.

#monsterdon

Lmao mothra doesn’t want to declare war in humans……….but she will #monsterdon

This kids dub voice is great. Like "Can we get a cut rate Bart Simpson? Okay how 'bout for less than that?" #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"mothra will be there to protect you" #monsterdon #mothraGirls

"Please stop desecrating the corpses of our sacred creatures!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

and it was definitely mothra and not Allied bombers of the United States #monsterdon

Nice abs on these three-inch pixies. #Monsterdon

its always a toss up how much of the first mothra movie will be canon to later movies

#monsterdon

@trixter #RaisesHandSlowly #monsterdon

Are these girls sisters? Is it inappropriate for me to declare them Lesbian Couple Goals? #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

#Monsterdon Okay who spiked my tea with THC?

Great call back with the same actor. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Fairies! #monsterdon

“Who are those girls”

Not “why are they 6 inches?”

#monsterdon

@fufu Shatner berating our fellow nerd boys? #monsterdon

What's the problem this time?
"It's Godzilla's bones!"
Well this whole situation is a big boner.
#Monsterdon