So regal. So majestic. 😭 #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

mothra mothra #mothra! #godzilla #monsterdon

That symbol...that's a cat butt, isn't it. This movie is mooning us #monsterdon

Mothra flying looks pretty good in this one #monsterdon

@funkula Do New York next! Then London! #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Grampa really looks like Biden in the wide shots #monsterdon

Here comes Grandpa Japanese Joe Biden #monsterdon

Kid you are straight up gonna give your grandpa a heart attack. #Monsterdon

how many hours has that kid spent arranging those desks?

#monsterdon

What an entrance!!! Mothra rules!!!

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaTokyoSOS

#Monsterdon smart kiddo, with the desks

Hyper maser? somene's playing scrabble?! #monsterdon

Yes godzilla, destroy the financial district #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And the conventional forces get toasted.

Looks to me like hypermaser is only a maser but with a different team doing the branding #monsterdon

"...witness the destructive powah of this fully operational hyper-maser!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Oh no! The Hyper Maser is Hyper ineffective! #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@strangefour godzilla is proud of his top surgery and they're trying to be mean but it's not working, because the big G don't give a fuck #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @moira

I keep tissues for constant cry-laughing. This is actually brutal and exhausting.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaTokyoSOS

Godzilla's got pecs in this one! He's been working out. #Monsterdon

Why even bother with missiles when you've got a hypermaser in your back pocket? I question the judgment of high command #monsterdon

No matter when they make these movies, the maser shots look like they’re from the 1960s.#monsterdon

@strangefour what if it's a gang tattoo? #monsterdon

Wait, which ones are the good monsters? #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket water features were very popular in the early 2000s #monsterdon #GroundForce

Look, they have to TRY the conventional weapons, they spent good money on those.

Also really enjoying the occasional recognizable Omni voice.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Begin ineffective bombardment! Ineffective weapons free! #monsterdon

Oh. Um. I guess the things that never ever worked before are still not working at all. Huh. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Godzilla has a chest scar?
Are they attacking a a kaiju with a heart condition?
#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial they/we don't mined? #monsterdon #iMayBeAbot

"He's wounded. We might still have a chance."

Employees called him "Mr, Motivation."

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaTokyoSOS

@joewynne dammit, you made me snort laugh
@moira #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They do love that wall of water entrance.

Once again, Japanese children are absolutely impossible to contain. You want a real superweapon? Send a 6-year-old Japanese kid in with a dull knife and directions to Godzilla's aorta. #Monsterdon

Of course they mined their own harbor. Why wouldn't Japan do that? #monsterdon

oh yeah. guns. hilarious. enjoy being one of Big G's toothpicks #monsterdon

okay, that was a good godzilla entrance

#monsterdon

... i would not put my HQ in tokyo tower when kaiju are afoot #monsterdon

@trixter And don't call me Shirley? #monsterdon

"...damn kid took my worry stone!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

#Monsterdon Beam weapons and the kaiju fleeing!!!

So much better than the Hypo-Maser.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Can someone tell me if this is the variety of Godzilla who has a brain in his butt? #monsterdon

@funkula "You shot me in 'the excitement' you fool" #wrongMovie #monsterdon

ctl-alt-hyper-maser #monsterdon

hyper maser

finally we're not fucking around

#monsterdon

Ooo a HYPER Maser surely that will work #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

A hypermaser is just like a regular maser, but really, really jittery #monsterdon

Ooh a hyper-MASER! But it’s the power source? And it does the same thing as a bigass diamond? #monsterdon

Oof, right up godzilla's g-hole #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Did you say hyper laser?

Hyper maser?! #monsterdon

"Hyper Maser" I have goosebumps. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@moira
This is the topic of an upcoming lecture at the remains of the Tokyo Historical Film Museum this summer. Ticket site is currently down.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaTokyoSOS

"we'd like you to tell us what happened at your uncle's place"

I can't with the double entredres in this movie #monsterdon

i understand why they get women to dub kids voices but its always so noticable

#monsterdon

@Taweret Godzilla is a master at growing to accommodate the needs of the scene #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And confirming our conventional weapons are useless phase

Target locked on. Ready to jump Godzilla's bones #monsterdon

@Taweret I was just thinking that water was clearly not deep enough for a ship that size, but I guess Godzilla is just magical like that. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

ooooh, torpedoes RIGHT in the nads #MonsterDong #monsterdon

Oh CGI underwater swimming Godzilla doesn't look as janky this time. And is used very sparingly.
#Monsterdon

I've just about reached critical "Talking about whether or not we can use the huge robot" talk. We need to get to some model blowing up business soon. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

the big g is not impressed #NotImpressed #Monsterdon

no matter where in the ocean godzilla is, the water is always waistdeep

#monsterdon

They're gonna be so pissed when they find out that's Gorgo, not Godzilla. #Monsterdon

this is a story of a boy and his boney bot #monsterdon

"So what do you tell them?"

"I just sat there staring at them until the scene changed."

#Monsterdon

"I'd tell you for sure, sir, but my eyes are currently melting out of their sockets." #Monsterdon

@msh He's just really attracted to Godzilla's bones #monsterdon

Is this the real life? Or just fantasy? #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Who needs a bright interrogation light when you have .... open blinds.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

@Louisa We were so spoiled by Mark Jackson. #monsterdon

okay so my honest question is whether the strong hazy backlighting came from anime and they're replicating it here or if anime borrowed it from film and now they're borrowing it back #monsterdon

Ah, the real villain: Nepotism. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

A "little" problem #monsterdon

Akiba is a nepo baby #monsterdon

"You have a problem with a guy who isn't into women or something?" #monsterdon

"Getcher ass kicked huh? Who cares, you got a meeting with THE GOD OF BACKLIGHTING" #Monsterdon

"you don't even think about women"

hey hey hey...being mechasexual is valid! #Monsterdon

Okay but let's be honest IRL that lady would have a wife. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Lol one WONDERFUL thing about Kaiju movies is when they have white characters speaking English, because you know they just hire any American working in Japan so they're always such bad actors

#Monsterdon

7 things men talk about that turn off women! You'll never believe #4!
[#4 is MechaGodzilla]

#monsterdon
#GodzillaTokyoSOS

"Absolute zero unit" was my nickname in colle.. nuthin! #Monsterdon

The latest developments in... marital... aids #monsterdon

They're really doing this rivalry by the numbers. When do they start forging a grudging friendship? #Monsterdon

Sweep the leg!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"You're in love with machines. Admit it."
I feel called out.
#Monsterdon

@Taweret They're still recovering from the loss of all the carbon during that whole Dagora thing. #Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

"What a wuss, scared of Godzilla!" #monsterdon

we're each going to need a massive diamond, sir. for science

#monsterdon

I'll bet they could make an Absolute Zero unit with a two meter cubic zirconia.

#Monsterdon

@msh It will attract Dogora #monsterdon

When they gave the name of the giant turtle and I started to type “is that a real kaiju?” before realizing what a nonsense question that is #monsterdon

carbon in crystal form is a scientist's best friend #Monsterdon

That alarm is from the Sound Ideas Sci Fi set and it's in EVERYTHING. #monsterdon

I keep telling them not to make them out of drywall, but do they listen? #Monsterdon

Those headphone cans must be cold.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaTokyoSOS

Oh goody, time to destroy another American sub :3 #Monsterdon

"It can only be Godzilla!" My dude, there are four kaiju in this movie alone. #monsterdon