@plaidtron3000 i have said this many times before, legally my soul can only be encoded as a malicious free textbook scam PDF #monsterdon
@jonny please do not store my soul with lossy compression, thanks. #Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack
#monsterdon that man appears to be very afraid of that mural
Oh really, you got pee all over the place because of โGodzillaโ? Thatโs your excuse for aiming this poorly?
If I had a Godzilla for a pet I would ride him to work every day.
Our Mulder's got one too many Scullys here, one of them needs to get eaten. #Monsterdon
"Why should it have chosen Japan again?"
"couldn't it have chosen another country?"
honestly i can't think of a better way to spend my old age that warning people about ancient kaiju prophecies
Mysterious old man has been telling the locals "Godzilla will return one day!" This means something.
crazy old man thinking godzilla will attack just because godzilla is real in our world and that's what godzilla does
"Our weapons are FAR more advanced than last time! Why it'll probably take TWICE as long for Godzilla to no-sell them and stomp us flat!" #Monsterdon
โYes general, she got drunk at a bar. Something must be done.โ
"How should we let the audience know these teens deserve to get killed by a Kaiju? Drinking and having sex?"
"Not bad enough. Maybe pushing a kid off a building?"
"I've got it, they try to DROWN A DOG!"
They all high five in the writers' room and knock off for the day
But was the dog okay? #monsterdon
So kaiju basically are that old guy yelling at everyone to get off his lawn? #monsterdon
That's what you get for being mean to the dog! #monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack
โYou got drunk at a barโฆ Is your life falling apart?โ Dad pls
Oh, I guess they couldn't afford an interesting mechanism.
Monster manual coincidentally and conveniently has all three of this movie's monsters on a single-page spread.
I don't have to run faster than the mysterious thing that's coming out of the water.
I just have to run faster than you.
Heh, I'm sorry, you think people are trapped in the rubble and you're bringing out the BALLISTIC DRILL? #Monsterdon
Worst dildo ever #Monsterdon
No one told me Sean Lennon was in this movie! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Okay, this sequence is so weird I'm having trouble typing everything. First there's a pretty lady reading a script for the news... but it turns out its a history channel documentary or something, because a film guy in a backwards baseball cap throws a rock in a lake so the pretty girl can pretend its a monster. Then an older dude shows up and is mad. Then an earthquake happens or maybe its a monster.
Then later the old dude is swarmed by 2d100 Yankis on motorcyles. What?
Oh no, the statue! tamamo-no-mae will breach containment! #monsterdon
...Or Bigfoot? #Monsterdon
These actors were clearly trained by the Enterprise bridge crew. #monsterdon
King Ghidorah only gets the โข๏ธ and not the โ, like when your mom bought you off-brand jeans and everyone could tell from the label
"Think of the kids!!"
#monsterdon poor sub crew. If only they had a Logitech controller on board
any billionaires down there? #monsterdon
Submarine in a Godzilla movie! DRINK! #Monsterdon
Tip o' the hat to the American Godzilla!
I got a hat and I'm not afraid to use it! #monsterdon
"..will this be on the test?"
Thanks for the recap General Exposition. #Monsterdon #GMK
So, I feel like this exposition lecture by the Japanese admiral is... eliding a bunch of stuff?
One of these days I'm gonna post something like "Think I'm gonna go to the beach this weekend" and #Monsterdon people are gonna be like, "If you're having thoughts about fucking off into the sea, please seek help, we care about you."
I guess it was more of a FAFO into the sea. #Monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf yeah well i think that's part of ghidorah's spleen on top of that flattened fire engine over there xD #monsterdon
@jepyang there were a lot of Celine Dion jokes at the time #Monsterdon
#monsterdon this was a good one!
#monsterdon okay the heart is weird
Thanks for hosting, @Taweret ! Credits are still rolling here, but I'm assuming there's no teaser scene.
@yatsu Okay fair #Monsterdon
So good! Goodnight, monster people! ๐ซก #Monsterdon
You know, for a movie that was almost two hours long, that film sure didn't have much to say. #Monsterdon
kinda liked how nobody really ended up caring why godzilla was back in the first place and that little detail just kind of got left by the wayside #monsterdon
Still...no MASERS! #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe overcooked vegetables can be terrifying. #monsterdon
And we close on the sinister shot of... An artichoke heart? #Monsterdon
that was fun thanks everyone #monsterdon
He takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
the only way you are allowed to end a godzilla movie is with the simon says sample https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Fy5w2klbg #monsterdon
and the camera itself slowly fucks off into the sea, as we all one day must...
#monsterdon
I left my heart.. in Tokyo Harrrrbor. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
Thatโs why Yuriโs such a badass loose cannon, you guysโฆ She learned from watching Dad ๐ฅบ
You mean that old man was.... His Ghost. Tell em' Dr. Daisuke Serizawa sent ya. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
Aaaaaand now the inevitable question mark on The End?
And zoom out to the Sandy Frank waters #Monsterdon
(after witnessing monsters fight and destroy a city)
Ghosts... No, you can't be serious
#Monsterdon
"There were others. My colleagues, and the monsters. So join the military today!" #Monsterdon
Oh my God the sexy dad made it, I was sure he was supposed to nobly sacrifice himself
So, mysterious old man was a spirit?
Weird guy with long hair and glasses should be a #Monsterdon bingo square
Oh come ON are you pulling that urban legend stuff now?? โOld Man Jenkins died 20 years agoโฆ.โ #Monsterdon
the old man died 13 years ago this very night
And they found the sweater neatly folded on his grave! #monsterdon
"..he was quite an old man. He was 75."
"Hey now!"
A spectacular kill, goatee dad. Well done! #Monsterdon
Now we only have to worry about fashionable bikers.
:bing:โ how do i get my own single person submersible #monsterdon
@joewynne Qualified "oh it's over" ? I think so. ^_^ #monsterdon
You just know that sub smells like bad gas and Godzilla intestine :/ #Monsterdon
tom hanks wants you know, he's not going to the moon again. #monsterdon
Thank goodness the redirected blast came out of Godzilla's ... shoulder.
Dibs Not Cleaning The Outside Of The Sub! #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
True power lies within you
Again straight at the camera? Did they want to do this in 3D originally? #monsterdon
godzilla's mouth laser is just the optical head on his walkman interior and so when the drive gets misaligned by yuri dady it naturally escaped through the skin #monsterdon
Godzilla pulls a Fred Sanford #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Switch to Godzilla POV: ๐ต โIโm still standingโฆโ๐ถ
Man, you know Yuri's absorbed a lethal dose of radiation like three times over in the last hour. Her cancers are gonna develop cancers. #Monsterdon
Iโve come to the conclusion that Yuriโs hair just looks amazing no matter what
Do not defy me! I control your arms! #monsterdon
It's not a Godzilla movie until the scale gets all confused :P #Monsterdon
That was a spicy tuna roll! #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
and just like that, #Godzilla monched! #monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack
Hey yโall remember that episode of Magic School Bus where they went on a tour of the digestive system? Why, oh idk no reason #Monsterdon
I want all movies where characters say "NOOOOOO" to replace that with "Please don't" from now on. #monsterdon
Man, Godzilla's HUGE inside. Keep an eye out for a little robot dog, Dad. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ๐ถ โUnder the sea, under the sea, everythingโs better, down where itโs wetterโฆโ ๐ต
And Godzilla just belched. Words fail. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
There's a reason they called it Operation Fantastic Voyage.
on the plus side, even beard papa can't miss from there #monsterdon
yuri dady osmosis jonsed himself for our sins #monsterdon
Oh so this is what happened to the titan sub
#Monsterdon
...So the dad is Jacob Marley, right? #Monsterdon