#Monsterdon This is so metal.

if you're having buffering issues, it looks like apple tv has it but no one has apple tv so

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teens drinking near a lake at night. this always works out well in movies

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That was a fun movie. I like that it was self-aware of the franchise without turning into self-parody.

Too bad technical issues made it less of a watch party.

This computer screen is a weird throw-back for a film from 2001.

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This #monsterdon was new enough they could have done Godzilla in CG but they still used the dude in a rubber suit anyways so they could use the money for MOAR EXPLOSIONZ!!! instead

which is totally awesome

#monsterdon Oh hey, the rocket powered drills from the first act are back.

Checkov's rocket powered drill.

#Monsterdon I feel like this is an alternate universe where Godzilla wasn't the goodguy.

@apLundell I noticed in this one that the plates on his back were like a pilot light so you knew when his breath weapon was activated when they were turned on #monsterdon

@LexPendragon @Taweret yeah can't look a gift-zilla in the laser-mouth. Plus I can rewind and enjoy #monsterdon again when the traffic tide subsides.

@Taweret So the old cat ear films should be okay #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That's some great explosion, isn't it?

#monsterdon I miss Godzilla's pupils.

Hooray!

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@Taweret what are you Canadian or something? No need to apologise for archive.org's shortcomings! Thank you for bringing us an entertaining #monsterdon as always!

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Wow, Godzilla is really accurate with that mouth-laser of his.

I wonder if he has to practice.

#Monsterdon So, are we not supposed to be rooting for Godzilla?

@Taweret I blame the HD format #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This movie reminds me so much of the Nintendo game version I had the following year.

Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla:_Destroy_All_Monsters_Melee

Next week's #Monsterdon movie should be:

*sigh* I can't wait for the fibre to be lit up in my neighbourhood so I can upgrade to a connection fast enough to let me watch #monsterdon without buffering while @squirrel is watching other stuff

@apLundell Well in the Toys R Us he's like four, six inches tall tops #monsterdon

#Monsterdon King Ghidorah is great, no disrespect, but...

I think the lack of arms and hands hurt him more than you'd expect.

"Godzilla is much larger than I expected!"

Yeah? Then you're an idiot.

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#monsterdon My mind, to your mind... my thoughts, to your thoughts...

@apLundell I figure I don't really have to sit through every status briefing or whatnot #monsterdon

I'm loving the long-distance shots in this movie.

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I love trying to browse the TL during #Monsterdon. You people are a truly amazing community.

#Monsterdon Geeze, who does this general think he is?

Look lady, you don't have to compare and study the eggs. Just make sure they're not cracked and buy them.

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@msh @Zerofactorial @monsterdon
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They at least nodded to the twins.

@apLundell I've just been skipping forward, ten, fifteen minutes at a time #monsterdon

who would win? #Monsterdon

this is a 2000s movie and these are still rubber suit monsters and that's awesome

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Finally getting to the good stuff.

#Monsterdon This looks like it could be a discount bin's D&D movie you never heard about.

@Zerofactorial @monsterdon yeah these newer kaiju flicks are pretty kickass but I do miss "it ain;t over until the smol ladies in a box sing" #Monsterdon

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"If you're sure about it, why don't you put it on your website?"

Classic year 2000 burn.

@msh @monsterdon I want to know where Mothra's fairies are #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That digital is such BS.

#Monsterdon A giant Dolly Parton has fallen asleep in the water!

They're here!

ALL THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!!!

#Monsterdon @monsterdon

#Monsterdon "They could help us."

...And this virus will be over by the summer.

#Monsterdon "Five more minutes, dad!"

#monsterdon the buffering got a LOT worse and I can't find a torrent that I can actually download, except presumably the super mega pack of all the movies :( guess I'll catch y'all next week

#Monsterdon Why so serious?

When you're an investigative reporter you learn all the sneakiest ways to hide a camera.

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"best of luck everyone! you're gonna die!! hahahaaha!"-woman yelling at soldiers being sent to fight godzilla

this movie slaps so hard

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"what the heck is going on? it's like a monster convention here!"

yes

yes it is

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Asking the tough questions!

who would have guessed that the kaiju sized cocoon had a kaiju in it?

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#Monsterdon No, I wanna smoke it, we're dead anyways.

Yeah, I mean you were completely polite and respectful to the sketchy looking dude bringing home your drunken daughter.

Next time try to be nicer!

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#Monsterdon Too late!

#monsterdon "there's a great lizard outside! Everybody go look at how cool it is!"

#Monsterdon My download finished, I have sound now!

@LexPendragon So many HR violations #monsterdon

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Godzilla's got a bit of dad-bod gut on himself, doesn't he?

#Monsterdon Godzilla up-skirt...

I love how giant monsters are always entirely submerged ten feet from shore.

That's a heck of a drop-off.

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#monsterdon wow baragon looks fuckin stupid

#Monsterdon "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese"

#Monsterdon General Tony Stark

"Godzilla is kicking the red monster in the gravel pits"

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Actually, the boring mechanism is pretty interesting.

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Ugh, hurry up! Turn off that boring mechanism!

"i think the monsters are gonna fight now, sir"

"are you sure?"

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sorry to report that 2000s godzilla no longer has the little cat ears

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Does every Kaiju film have a subplot about a news team?

Discount Daft Punk Attacked by Godzilla, tonight at six!

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#monsterdon why does all the music in this one sound like it was in the original Deus Ex

#Monsterdon What a convenient slide!

#monsterdon Godzilla spotted heading directly for Yasukuni shrine

baragon is just a doofy kaiju. i love him

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#Monsterdon This is the worst part of Monster attacks.

thank god, the dog's okay #monsterdon

@Taweret That's gonna give King Gidorah an inferiority complex #monsterdon

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🎼 🎵 "To say fair's fair..." 🎶

wow much hoodlum so vandalism #monsterdon

@Taweret Maybe if #monsterdon keeps growing we'll all have to pull down the torrent a half hour before showtime and watch it locally

#Monsterdon This is what the blurry bigfoot photo is in Japan.

man i wanna be wheeled into a hospital while screaming about godzilla

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@Taweret It wants me to pay $12.99 though #monsterdon

#monsterdon teens love desecrating idols

@apLundell This is when we realize the real kaiju is Mastodon #monsterdon

oh yeah baragon is in this too but nobody cares about baragon

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And I thought my old roommate's "toys" looked dangerous.

Bah. #Monsterdon is not streaming correctly to me. It keeps freezing.

Fifteen minutes past the hour and I'm only two minutes into the film.

#monsterdon *sighting in on the undifferentiated side of a mountain* target locked!

sorry to miss #monsterdon again but I don't even know how I'm awake rn

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This guy looks like the Japanese version of the Watcher in the Buffy movie.

@SeanAloysiusOBrien
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"I've got a permit!"

#monsterdon OK let's simulate an earth tremor, everyone mosh!

@tessaracked Mine too #monsterdon

#monsterdon thanks for slapping the lowest effort impact font word art over the logo instead of subtitling it

"In the States there are many stories about witches"

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#monsterdon and #ThrowbackThursday all rolled into one, my video is pausing to buffer like every 45 seconds :P

#monsterdon oh lol this is the one that takes 1954 and 1998 as the only Canon ones, lol