#Monsterdon This is so metal.
if you're having buffering issues, it looks like apple tv has it but no one has apple tv so
teens drinking near a lake at night. this always works out well in movies
That was a fun movie. I like that it was self-aware of the franchise without turning into self-parody.
Too bad technical issues made it less of a watch party.
This computer screen is a weird throw-back for a film from 2001.
This #monsterdon was new enough they could have done Godzilla in CG but they still used the dude in a rubber suit anyways so they could use the money for MOAR EXPLOSIONZ!!! instead
which is totally awesome
#monsterdon Oh hey, the rocket powered drills from the first act are back.
Checkov's rocket powered drill.
#Monsterdon I feel like this is an alternate universe where Godzilla wasn't the goodguy.
@apLundell I noticed in this one that the plates on his back were like a pilot light so you knew when his breath weapon was activated when they were turned on #monsterdon
@LexPendragon @Taweret yeah can't look a gift-zilla in the laser-mouth. Plus I can rewind and enjoy #monsterdon again when the traffic tide subsides.
@Taweret So the old cat ear films should be okay #monsterdon
#Monsterdon That's some great explosion, isn't it?
#monsterdon I miss Godzilla's pupils.
Hooray!
@Taweret what are you Canadian or something? No need to apologise for archive.org's shortcomings! Thank you for bringing us an entertaining #monsterdon as always!
Wow, Godzilla is really accurate with that mouth-laser of his.
I wonder if he has to practice.
#Monsterdon So, are we not supposed to be rooting for Godzilla?
@Taweret I blame the HD format #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This movie reminds me so much of the Nintendo game version I had the following year.
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla:_Destroy_All_Monsters_Melee
Next week's #Monsterdon movie should be:
*sigh* I can't wait for the fibre to be lit up in my neighbourhood so I can upgrade to a connection fast enough to let me watch #monsterdon without buffering while @squirrel is watching other stuff
@apLundell Well in the Toys R Us he's like four, six inches tall tops #monsterdon
#Monsterdon King Ghidorah is great, no disrespect, but...
I think the lack of arms and hands hurt him more than you'd expect.
#monsterdon My mind, to your mind... my thoughts, to your thoughts...
@apLundell I figure I don't really have to sit through every status briefing or whatnot #monsterdon
I'm loving the long-distance shots in this movie.
I love trying to browse the TL during #Monsterdon. You people are a truly amazing community.
#Monsterdon Geeze, who does this general think he is?
Look lady, you don't have to compare and study the eggs. Just make sure they're not cracked and buy them.
@msh @Zerofactorial @monsterdon
#monsterdon
They at least nodded to the twins.
@apLundell I've just been skipping forward, ten, fifteen minutes at a time #monsterdon
who would win? #Monsterdon
this is a 2000s movie and these are still rubber suit monsters and that's awesome
Finally getting to the good stuff.
#Monsterdon This looks like it could be a discount bin's D&D movie you never heard about.
@Zerofactorial @monsterdon yeah these newer kaiju flicks are pretty kickass but I do miss "it ain;t over until the smol ladies in a box sing" #Monsterdon
@msh @monsterdon I want to know where Mothra's fairies are #monsterdon
#Monsterdon That digital is such BS.
#Monsterdon A giant Dolly Parton has fallen asleep in the water!
#Monsterdon "They could help us."
...And this virus will be over by the summer.
#Monsterdon "Five more minutes, dad!"
#monsterdon the buffering got a LOT worse and I can't find a torrent that I can actually download, except presumably the super mega pack of all the movies :( guess I'll catch y'all next week
#Monsterdon Why so serious?
When you're an investigative reporter you learn all the sneakiest ways to hide a camera.
"best of luck everyone! you're gonna die!! hahahaaha!"-woman yelling at soldiers being sent to fight godzilla
this movie slaps so hard
Asking the tough questions!
who would have guessed that the kaiju sized cocoon had a kaiju in it?
#Monsterdon No, I wanna smoke it, we're dead anyways.
Yeah, I mean you were completely polite and respectful to the sketchy looking dude bringing home your drunken daughter.
Next time try to be nicer!
#Monsterdon Too late!
#monsterdon "there's a great lizard outside! Everybody go look at how cool it is!"
#Monsterdon My download finished, I have sound now!
@LexPendragon So many HR violations #monsterdon
#monsterdon
Godzilla's got a bit of dad-bod gut on himself, doesn't he?
#Monsterdon Godzilla up-skirt...
I love how giant monsters are always entirely submerged ten feet from shore.
That's a heck of a drop-off.
#monsterdon wow baragon looks fuckin stupid
#Monsterdon "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese"
#Monsterdon General Tony Stark
"Godzilla is kicking the red monster in the gravel pits"
Actually, the boring mechanism is pretty interesting.
Ugh, hurry up! Turn off that boring mechanism!
sorry to report that 2000s godzilla no longer has the little cat ears
Does every Kaiju film have a subplot about a news team?
Discount Daft Punk Attacked by Godzilla, tonight at six!
#monsterdon why does all the music in this one sound like it was in the original Deus Ex
#Monsterdon What a convenient slide!
#monsterdon Godzilla spotted heading directly for Yasukuni shrine
baragon is just a doofy kaiju. i love him
#Monsterdon This is the worst part of Monster attacks.
thank god, the dog's okay #monsterdon
@Taweret That's gonna give King Gidorah an inferiority complex #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
🎼 🎵 "To say fair's fair..." 🎶
wow much hoodlum so vandalism #monsterdon
@Taweret Maybe if #monsterdon keeps growing we'll all have to pull down the torrent a half hour before showtime and watch it locally
#Monsterdon This is what the blurry bigfoot photo is in Japan.
man i wanna be wheeled into a hospital while screaming about godzilla
@Taweret It wants me to pay $12.99 though #monsterdon
#monsterdon teens love desecrating idols
@apLundell This is when we realize the real kaiju is Mastodon #monsterdon
oh yeah baragon is in this too but nobody cares about baragon
#Monsterdon
And I thought my old roommate's "toys" looked dangerous.
Bah. #Monsterdon is not streaming correctly to me. It keeps freezing.
Fifteen minutes past the hour and I'm only two minutes into the film.
#monsterdon *sighting in on the undifferentiated side of a mountain* target locked!
sorry to miss #monsterdon again but I don't even know how I'm awake rn
#monsterdon
This guy looks like the Japanese version of the Watcher in the Buffy movie.
"I've got a permit!"
#monsterdon OK let's simulate an earth tremor, everyone mosh!
@tessaracked Mine too #monsterdon
#monsterdon thanks for slapping the lowest effort impact font word art over the logo instead of subtitling it
"In the States there are many stories about witches"
#monsterdon and #ThrowbackThursday all rolled into one, my video is pausing to buffer like every 45 seconds :P
#monsterdon oh lol this is the one that takes 1954 and 1998 as the only Canon ones, lol