monsterdon replay · Best of Godzilla: Final Wars

maximum fierce face twitches to challenge one another to a motorcycle battle

kaiju movie
#Monsterdon

"Alright explain!"
"Wallet fat."

probably not what he really said but I can't tell

Am I the only one who thinks the drones in tonight's #monsterdon look more than a little like the drones from "TNG: Arsenal of Freedom"?

#monsterdon I just realized that I still don't understand the bit about the camera.

Why did he hand her a camera (with no lens) and say that it was the only one he could find?

What was that a reference to? What did I miss?

I feel like these should end with a card that says "GODZILLA WILL RETURN IN [Name of next movie]"

That was great @Taweret I would highly recommend this #Monsterdon why waste your time watching Star Wars, The Matrix and Jurassic Park when you can enjoy

Godzilla Final Wars!

...and get it all in this one masterpiece!

Imagine if hillbilly grandpa shot Godzilla with his musket and that was it. That was what killed him.

ty for joining, everyone!

NOT THE MAMA!

truly it was a FInal War

okay, we get it, the children are our future, can we still have a fight scene? #Monsterdon

well, human civilization was mostly destroyed with countless lives lost and nearly all infrastructure demolished but in the end we learned the power of friendship

yeah im willing to believe there was no katana in the script, this guy just brought one #Monsterdon

aww the hillbilly brought the smol monster! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

Pilum::🌞–the tinkle lol

pilum@octodon.social

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Until I noticed the #monsterdon tag, I thought you were talking about the current IRL one and yes, yes he was

#monsterdon ohhhhh shit it was Ghidorah the whole time

the masers don't work. try using the katana on godzilla idk

@SeanAloysiusOBrien #UseTheForce oops wrong movie sorry #Monsterdon

(ROARING TRIUMPHANTLY)

these big flying power tools are so ridiculous isn't it great? #Monsterdon

would masers give him more energy? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Billie Joker Armstrong

I feel like they should be more concerned about putting someone who knows how to fly into that pilot seat.

lmao wat

"you'd hit a woman?"

*unclenches fist into an open hand*

"yeah..."

this was made in 2004 and these are all rubber suit monsters and it rules

"You're aliens, aren't you?"

she could just say, "No." has she considered. lying? Lying. Just. Lying. Reacting by killing the person who asked the question is not the best tactic.

the director likes legs

lol at this slapping competition when they're holding a gun and a sword

godzilla wins again!

"We're not cattle, we're humans."

"Uh, yeah, I know. See, I was implying that humans are now a livestock species. We're going to eat you, is what I was getting at. Sorry if that wasn't clear."

wait what... I'm not clear what mothra did to beat the robot

If you drop your weapon and put up your firsts, bad guys have to fight you hand to hand. It's the law.

I'm with the cows #Monsterdon

ahh there we go mothra's back

defeated with the power of misogyny #Monsterdon

er, captive, w/e

why would you announce to your captor dude to say "actually you're super special"

#monsterdon NIPPLE SAWS ARE GO #nipplesawsarego

i love this villain so much. i want to hug him

dang... mothra's part was pretty underwhelming... so far...

#monsterdon the power of christ compels you!

if these were masers they would've worked #MONSTERDON

katanas are functionally indistinguishable from lightsabers

wild that the biggest crossover event of the century would've happened so early, but there's no disputing it #Monsterdon

oh ofc mothra has to make an apperance too

damn she just 9/11'd that robot #Monsterdon

like a flame to a moth #Monsterdon

good thing super saiyans are vulnerable to fairy magic #Monsterdon

"just exactly, what is it you want? asshole"

damn i was expecting him to turn blond #Monsterdon

back to your regularly scheduled kaiju programming

Josh Donaldson, 3 run home run!

:blobcatrainbow:

Yankees lead the White Sox 14-7

force lightning

MOTHRAAAAA!!! #Monsterdon

classic move, shoot down one of your pursuers to make them crash into another

If Earth was Letterkenny then Godzilla would be Wayne #Monsterdon

#monsterdon do you think Don Frye brought that katana from home? If it were Seagal there would be no question

"goddammit, theres' a barrier shield"

#monsterdon "daaagh djeeeugh ugh aah" - X

i thought there was no other planet???? #Monsterdon

Wait, blood? You just need a little blood?

We've got blood BANKS. You could have just asked.

#monsterdon nothing personnel, kid

humans are known for our very special, unique mitochondria #Monsterdon

ah, alien dude finally decided to send more kaiju at once at godzilla

FINALLY!

if you godzilla blast on earth it pushes the building back #Monsterdon

lmao the UMA fucking with the steering wheel

still unclear to me why this scientist lady needed a bodyguard

Oh, here's an idea. Maybe the masers will work.

@pinkosock yeah just now funny you mention it #Monsterdon

the masers will definitely work this time

anyöne in this hashtag seen star wars? #Monsterdon

Yeah, try the masers, maybe that'll work.

we may have found the Greatest Movie Ever Made

why does x keep giving godzilla one kaiju to fight at a time

why not all of them at once

we should have expected a barrier shield tbh #Monsterdon

#monsterdon literal wrestling shit, just treated a mountain like a turnbuckle. Fucking incredible

I like the hillbilly grandpa from Mr Fuji in the animal-skin.

That's got to be some horrible offensive stereotype I'm not aware of.

#monsterdon the barney suit thing has the same voice as Mr. Blobby

he's evolving! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Billie Joe Armstrong is displeased that his minions are ineffectual

rodan and king caesar

the d-list kaiju have arrived

thigh slaps in distress #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what the fuck is this song lmao

THIS GODZILLA GUY IS ONE TOUGH DUDE #MONSTERDON

Have they tried using masers against the aliens?

Or maybe micronized oxygen?

is this all dumb as hell? fuck yeah it is

does it rule? fuck yeah it does

you know you just shouldn't mess with a dude that has a Stalin mustache especially when they have a nuclear powered dinosaur in their posse #Monsterdon

this is such a new take on metal, what do they call it? #Monsterdon

So, the aliens said they controlled "All monsters" and everyone just assumes that doesn't include Godzilla?