if your kids don't learn about Godzilla as a metaphor for nuclear warfare at home, they're gonna learn about it on the streets #Monsterdon

What do you call this thing?

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Score by Keith Emerson #monsterdon #ELP

@Taweret thanks for hosting!! #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!!

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Thought that guy broke his arm. Looks fine now #monsterdon

well, human civilization was destroyed but in the end we learned the power of friendship

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Godzilla's wireless charger comes through #monsterdon

My poor computer almost gave up the ghost under the weight of me trying to finish work *and* watch #Monsterdon at the same time…but we've powered through

THERE he is! three heads are better than one #monsterdon

everyone's wardrobe is fantastic tbh

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he's going super saiyan!

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X sorta looks like cross between Matrix and the goblin king

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tbf if you're wearing a coat like that, you gotta flip it. you gotta

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so much spinning and coat flipping #monsterdon

greatest movie ever made

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matrix level increases

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The mutants are their ancestors?? Does he mean descendants? #monsterdon

the front fell off #Monsterdon

which will it be, godzilla? the rye or the keizer? #monsterdon

of course we're gonna have a full on shonen battle onboard the spaceship. we would never not do that

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noooo! mothraaa!

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Seeing #SpeakerOfTheHouse toots intermingled with #Monsterdon toots really gives the timeline strong disaster vibes tonight

@sugar Seems like they'd get more mitochondria eating actual cattle instead of people #monsterdon

oh no it's mewtwo!

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how long is it taking godzilla to walk about the world to all these different cities?

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Mothra! Finally! #monsterdon

of course we're gonna fight with katanas on the alien space ship while the kaiju battle below us

did you think that wasn't gonna happen?

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oh yeah. of course they have swords too #monsterdon

"Hozaki! Get a grip! We're going in!" = "Dude I know your friend just died but move on already; it's been almost an entire second since it happened."

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Ok #monsterdon is adorable, it's like all the cool internet kids are watching a movie in the basement. 🍿

Anyways, if anyone cares, there really is a spider that captures prey by spitting silk at them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMWbH0V3wJk

The web the movie one makes, however, is more similar to an ogre-faced spider's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4KuG-ikBjc

And the colour of the silk is more like that of the Nephilinae. https://www.nickybay.com/nephilidae-checklist-golden-orb-weaver/ #Monsterdon #spiders

let baby godzilla drive the truck

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why did the spider have to be cg :blobsob: #Monsterdon

what would happen if godzilla was bitten by a radioactive spider? #monsterdon

yes they play Sum 41 while godzilla knocks the crappy american not-godzilla into the sydney opera house

did you think that wasn't gonna happen?

this movie knows what you want

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MEANWHILE grandpa is lost in his truck.

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AJAX'S FINEST. #Monsterdon

first you wake me up and now you wrap me in wires?! #monsterdon

Cunningly dodging missiles by continuing along the same trajectory at the same speed.

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they must have spent like $10 million on the CG and $100,000 on the practical effects and it shows: the practical effects still hold up

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lol at screaming until you just fall over

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wooo! he said the title!

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I couldn't make it in time to watch tonight's #Monsterdon but watchong Godzilla stomp all over my home timeline is a hekkin' delight! 🐲

Okay this movie is actually a little too much for me right now, I'll have to revisit it later when I am up for -gestures widely- All That

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Ok is anyone on #Monsterdon not actually watching the movie and just trying to follow along from the posts and make shit up because I feel like we need some fedi meta headcanon for these things

Okay, but how fucking OFF THE HOOK would a Tollywood remake of this be

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It's remarkable that he still has a face but where's Godzilla?

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are they savage or are they domesticated? make up your minds aliens!! #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero@octodon.social moto-kata #monsterdon

@cheribaker I'm thinking that Infant Island and Mothra have to be brought in to the story before too long also #monsterdon

motorcycle fu #monsterdon

this bike chase brought to you by Honda! #monsterdon

of course there's a flying motorcycle chase spinning gun fight. did you think there wasn't gonna be a flying motorcycle chase spinning gun fight? this movie would never let you down like that

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Being shot by a gun! My one weakness! How did you KNOW?

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Does the dog count as one of the fifteen monsters? #monsterdon

imagine trying to recap this movie to someone

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pupy #Monsterdon

@ADHDefy ChatGPT #monsterdon

only one man can save us. super mario #monsterdon

PROTIP: Remember the dog's name.

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the aliens' fashion sense is *chef's kiss*

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He's not human! He's inconclusive!

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yeah we gonna get this sound track. even the filler tracks are dope #monsterdon

Oh yes. Dog.

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ok i was gone for 2 minutes to feed the cat. what the fuck is going on #Monsterdon

Wait, are the kaiju still rampaging? Or are they on break? #monsterdon

i'm not questioning the absolutely random femboy radio star's existence in this movie. #monsterdon

Our mutant graphic designers have been hard at work to prepare for this exact scenario.

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throwing in a rogue planet at this point seems a little excessive #monsterdon

11,736hrs = 489 days #monsterdon

only the cool aliens have sunglasses on in the space ship #monsterdon

I don't think in this particular instance, such as against a spaceship, that the AK-47s are going to be all that effective.

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"Sorry, I'm a vegetarian."

That was the key phrase to make the lobster kaiju cease to be.

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of course there are aliens too. did you think there wouldn't be aliens?

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shhiiiing!!

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appreciative, "Whoa," at explosions. Rollover accident, keep on driving. Lobster fry!

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oh man if i'd only known #monsterdon tonight was Godzilla Final Wars

those tank minis got the everloving shit blow'd out of them. amazing miniatures as always <3 #monsterdon

It's a polar vortex of monsters #monsterdon

The music in this is REALLY good

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whyyyy is the mutant armadillo more agile than a flippin space ship

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A Canadian location? THEY NOTICED US!! #Monsterdon

(Note: Toronto did stand in for Tokyo in "Pacific Rim")

anguirus is my boy! #monsterdon

I'm glad in this particular location that instead of hostile architecture they've got couches just set out on the sidewalk. That seems much more hospitable.

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this might actually be the greatest movie ever made

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the fairy/kaiju/mutant/cyborg political compass #Monsterdon

I'm extremely late to #Monsterdon because of how my sleep is bad, so I prolly won't be posting much but I'm gonna watch anyway

INFANT ISLAND!!!! #monsterdon

what does the fifth base pair to?

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alien cyborg kaiju
"That's ridiculous." indeed. #monsterdon

just…don't think about the science too hard y'all #Monsterdon

KAIJU SCIENCE! #monsterdon

but her farts are, tragically, very old
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Training for one-on-one unarmed combat versus another human-sized foe will serve them well trying to defeat Godzilla.

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But seriously, Archive's version isn't playing or downloading for me. Do they have a user limit or something? #monsterdon

Everybody was kung fu fighting #monsterdon

that sounded like bones breaking

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Cut him some slack, he just screwed an enormous worm #monsterdon

the wachowski sisters ran so godzilla final wars could FLY

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