The only way I can recover from this experience is to share my suffering and give this movie a 10 star recommendation on IMDb. #Monsterdon

LMAO this monster is awesome. it attacked the whitest of cloned white children and now it fucked up, accidentally, a Chevron gas station.

good monster, good sheep camel blob monster

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am telling ya. all American fascism and their monsters really come down to real estate.

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least believable plot: rich white man won't sell to a rich Black dude —in the 1970s— because the property was visited by Ulysses S. Grant and he's a Unionist enthusiast.

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BTW i haven't laughed this hard with all the post-movie commentary. y'all fucking awesome.

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so, wait, the sheep camel blob monster has one superlong arm and the other is a stump and it gets super big and really small at different times?

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it's not an American movie without shooting of guns somewhere nor a Black man framed with murder.

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#Monsterdon ya’ll the dvd has extras …

and the credits roll.

welp... that movie was sumtin.

thanks @Taweret@octodon.social and all of y'all Monsterdonians for another blobby clusterfuck of american clichés and doomed myth-making.

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of course, the American masses, as usual, focus on the wrong enemy.

🗣️ 📣 THE MONSTER IS AT THE PODIUM!

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now this is believable: nobody will sell real estate to the Black guy, even a rich one.

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For all the would-be filmmakers out there, this WOULD be one of the few pictures to remake. No one is going to say your remake is worse than the original. As bad, perhaps, but not WORSE. #Monsterdon

The whole movie itself IS the metaphor for the Godmonster, a being that was so twisted and malformed that it never should have existed. Genius. #Monsterdon

This movie helps me put all the bad things I've ever done in my life in perspective. #Monsterdon

Barnstable's like...."White people......fucking White people...."

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of course the white techbro was going to sell out blaxploitation man. they're all fascists.

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The director taking the advice to not show the monster too early to mean don't involve the monster in the plot in any conceivable way. #Monsterdon

Guys.....

What

The

Fuck

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ginger blonde guy definitely hasn't dealt with some repressed issues and racist kinks is one them.

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I have some questions about the science here.
Most importantly, WHAT?
and WHY? #monsterdon

chromosomic breakdown and cross fertilization what?!?

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The Cowboy Nazis are now doing to lynch the Black Guy they framed for dog murder.
Where does the Godmonster fit into all of this, really feels like two movies trying to go separate ways here

Thank fuck for Goth Lady!

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where the fuck is this godmonster we were promised?!?!

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"It was just a damn dog"

I've not been to scriptwriting school but I know when a character is being set up to die horribly

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our scientist girlfriend is totally giving me 1970's Barbie Midge. even the hair is the same.

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"volunteer committee of vigilance"

or 'The Proud Boys' as they're called these days

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Feel like this film employed a lot of out of work cowboy stuntmen

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The dog funeral was unexpected, very League Of Gentleman

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It's hard to believe the plot of this movie didn't cause a bunch of congressional hearings. #Monsterdon

oh dear, so the town's Madam also practices the dark arts?

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