#monsterdon Invasion of Astro-Monster picks up where tonights movie left off so i think we gotta do that one next

#monsterdon I'll bet that princess went back to her homeland and was like "You wouldn't believe how people dress in japan."

That was a really odd way to end the movie. They didn't really defeat Ghidorah, just annoyed him enough to leave #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, I really didn't expect that to end there.

I was sure they would have to regroup and fight one final time, With Mothra in adult form.

I thought the bracelet was going to have something to do with suppressing/regaining her memories since they made such a big deal about it, but sure, the "amnesia cured by a coconut bonk on the head" is a classic I suppose #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

@robotcarsley He's more of a batter #monsterdon

So the result of that long meeting earlier is that the military does nothing at all, right? Your taxes at work #monsterdon

#monsterdon When being attacked by a sniper, the best defense is to stand in the open and return fire with a pistol.

They teach you that at police academy.

#monsterdon Just imagine how the fairies must be bouncing around in that box.

Someone should build them little seatbelts.

@Taweret The only fair way to settle things is rock-paper-scissors #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey! what happened to the sub-titles? Why do us English-speakers only get to understand parts of the Mothra song?

Is it too dangerous for us to know all the lyrics?

I genuinely did not know this is where this was from #Monsterdon 🐘

Three monsters, five heads, two fairies, and a Venusian prophet... could this get any better? #Monsterdon

You can tell the lab is super high tech because of all the blinking lights. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Selgina. Their primary industry is manufacturing costumes for the Shakespeare troupes of midsized cities #monsterdon

i'm just going to leave this here https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4959489-ghidorah-the-explorer?store_id=97655 #Monsterdon 🐘

There were a lot of things that barely went anywhere in tonight's #monsterdon movie.

The whole "elecroshock, oops too many volts", sub-plot kinda ended abruptly too. There was no point to it. They might as well have just gone straight into the gunfight.

She should have been "killed" by the voltage, but then came back to life. Or the doctor should have noticed the high voltage level and gotten angry or suspicious. SOMETHING should have happened.

i agree it felt truncated, but i assume they chose not to cut earlier parts and were limited (technically or market-wise) to a 1h30 running time? #Monsterdon 🐘

@robotcarsley And did he really leave Earth, or just go off somewhere and sulk? Hop a ride on a passing meteorite? #monsterdon

well the lizard the caterpillar and the bat-bird have put Grumpy Ghidora in their place all is right in the world again

Sayonora Smol Ladies and @Taweret and the #Monsterdon crew it was another fun one!

@Taweret Cool. I was waiting for the environmental message but it never came #monsterdon

wow. i honestly planned to be doing work with this in the background but i ended up giving it my full attention. extremely entertaining, surprisingly high production value #Monsterdon 🐘

@apLundell@octodon.social They had to leave it open for the sequel! #monsterdon

My main takeaway is that Ghidorah must have a great agent to get top billing in a movie like this #monsterdon

I wouldn't get on another plane with that princess #monsterdon

Boom! The princess' plane blows up again. That would have been a perfect ending. #monsterdon don

Godzilla throwing things feels wrong #monsterdon

More rocks from Godzilla! LOL #Monsterdon

larval mothra riding rodan is truly an S-tier move and also once again produced actual laughter #Monsterdon 🐘

did godzilla just straight up faceplant lmao #Monsterdon 🐘

@apLundell the box can't be fun to carry running cross country. The move would have been to ditch the box and let them ride on shoulders like parrots imo #monsterdon

they coulda got a lot more mileage outta the monster footage and made it more menacing if they...like...slowed it diwn instead if speeding it up you know? but Benny Hill Kaiju is still pretty fantastic I think #Monsterdon

I didn't know he could throw heaters #monsterdon

I had no idea Godzilla relied on rock attacks so often. #monsterdon

Nice of Godzilla to give his bestie a tow #monsterdon

Is godzilla gonna fastball special Mothra #monsterdon

#monsterdon WHY DOES HE KEEP WAGGLING HIS HEADS LIKE THAT?

Don't his necks hurt?

#monsterdon It's really a shame they only ever built one Jet Jaguar.

A couple of him could have made a difference here.

honestly the special effects for Ghidorah are so much better than the others' it makes sense they could apparently only afford exactly two (2) minutes of footage #Monsterdon 🐘

Have a little dignity, fellas #monsterdon

#monsterdon This blow-by-blow debate between Godzilla an Rhodan is really wierd.

okay this having the fairies translate thing is taking this all in a weird direction

#monsterdon

Still in the arm-flapping era I see #monsterdon

genuinely laughed at "i don't speak monster" #Monsterdon 🐘

Interesting way to get your friends to stop arguing #monsterdon

Mothra is ever the voice of reason

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The Rhodan puppet is much more muppety then the other costumes.

If I was Mothra I would let these goobers keep playing volleyball and go deal with Ghidorah myself #monsterdon

Turns out Godzilla is a power forward #monsterdon

ghidorah has been in this movie for like less than a minute so far

#monsterdon

watching Monster Pro Wrestling in fast forward is so delightful #Monsterdon

Oh, they're not fighting, they're playing hot potato! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They're all going to be disapointed when they realize Mothra is still in her larval form.

LOL! So that's what they mean when someone says "Kick rocks!" #Monsterdon

honestly this just sounds like the raccoons fighting behind my building (which is also happening right now) #Monsterdon 🐘

This Godzilla Rodan fight is super goofy #monsterdon

Why do I feel like this is how the WWE got started? #Monsterdon

Godzilla used TAIL WHIP! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! #Monsterdon 🐘

@apLundell ever since Godzilla lost his cat ears he's been a big ol' grump who picks fights with everyone for no particular reason but he's a good egg deep down and always does right by Earth in the end #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Really poor design to have the voltage read-out in the other room.

someone dropped a kaiju on the powerlines. aint that just the way

#monsterdon

why would the dial even go up that far??? #Monsterdon 🐘

How did the bad guys know that the princess was hooked up to that dial? Just a lucky guess? #Monsterdon

tfw Godzilla and Rodan attacking gets in the way of your international assassination mission #Monsterdon 🐘

#monsterdon "Turn it up to 500, but no higher or it will kill her."

Ooo. Foreshadowing.

#Monsterdon We'll try Shock Treatment!

And if that doesn't work, we'll try the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Every time the model buildings get destroyed I keep expecting to see lego people fleeing for their lives. #Monsterdon

#MonsterDiplomacy #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So are those priests just bowing and praying 24/7?

He said the line (but it didn't say "fairies) #monsterdon

I think the pilot light on godzilla's atomic breath went out #monsterdon

SAY THE LINE #Monsterdon 🐘

Why are they having a meeting while the kaiju are fighting? Someone break out the masers! #monsterdon

that tantrum lol aww Godzilla you are so cute when you are angry :blobcatpats: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon, did the fairies bring formal clothes with them? Or did they just steal some doilies from the hotel?

#monsterdon So, are Godzilla and Rodan fighting for a reason?

I like that they're taking the time to close the shutters before they flee. Wouldn't want looting in the aftermath of a kaiju attack #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, Ghidora really waggles his heads around when he flies.

Can't be good for his necks.

Scrolling through the TL at 5am like someone traversing a bog in waders.
#monsterdon

TFW you accidentally set up camp on a monster's nest #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, space eggs hatch in a really weird, complicated way.

@msh @apLundell I think we're gonna get a 2v2, Ghidorah and Rodan vs Godzilla and Mothra #monsterdon

#monsterdon When camping, remember to leave all your lights on when you sleep. Bright enough to shine through canvas.

@apLundell ghidora will show up soon bad things always happen in 3s...3 monsters appear the third with 3 heads so it will be epic scale bad right? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Why does she say she's from Venus?"

"I don't know, I'll give her an experimental mind control drug. Maybe that'll help."

I thought those kaiju were going to be fighting for another twenty minutes. The scene just ended! #monsterdon

takashi shimura? fuck yeah

#monsterdon

oh look, I dropped my magnum condom for my #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, he's got a pretty well-equipped lab.

You know, for a psychiatrist.

@apLundell My guess is chilling in a magnetic egg #monsterdon

#monsterdon
Where is Ghidora?

I was promised a three-headed monster.

oh yeah. id already forgotten about rodan

#monsterdon

all cops are

1. bastards, and
2. lousy shots

#Monsterdon

She learned method acting on Venus #monsterdon

the fairies sure get around #Monsterdon 🐘

#Monsterdon Must be a quiet fire alarm.

so i guess Rodan ate Magneto at some point must have pretty bad indigestion then this won't turn out well #Monsterdon

Uh oh, the theramin started playing. Sh#ts about to hit the fan. #Monsterdon

Cool to see Godzilla put in an appearance again even though he's not in the title or anything #monsterdon