recharged after the ad break and we are ALL GAS NO BRAKES ON THE MONSTERS #monsterdon

He was so drunk he combusted!

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

@MylesRyden #Monsterdon

Yanaglothchie!

Hitch a gitchie goomie!

#Monsterdon

I'll show you a ritual of manhood.

#Monsterdon

We'll be right back after this! #Monsterdon

You mean snuu snuu?

#monsterdon

Now Willie's gonna die!

#monsterdon

"their sacrifices and their offerings" how long till Old William gets sacrificed. #monsterdon

I can't stop looking at the wings. That is not how bat wings work. -_-;; #Monsterdon

I feel confident the Indians did not actually name the place “Devil’s Crossing”. #monsterdon

@ricci if i was a scholar of demonology i would be a little more respectful of the demon skeleton!!!!!!! #monsterdon

why, that's the biggest jackelope I've ever seen!

#monsterdon

It's a skeleton of The Giant Claw #monsterdon

Drink in that skeleton prop, y'all.

It only goes down from here.

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

So we are one fifth of the way through the movie. Y'all better pick up the pace.

#monsterdon

Not gonna lie, that is a pretty cool skeleton prop

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Characters claiming to be writing books in this movie so far: 2/3 #Monsterdon

did they establish that the dad is a paleontologist or something in the station wagon scene or why would they want to be seeing this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Uncle Willie is plenty scary enough.

that's a very cool halloween decoration, sir. but ive seen the trailer for this movie and the gargoyles do not have beaks like that

#monsterdon

Being the props guy on this movie seems like a fun job, if you like bones.

#Monsterdon

I wouldn't never enter a shad with this old pedophile, let alone with my daughter.
#monsterdon

"You'll be glad you came to see old Willie!"

#monsterdon

Old bone detector dog is a defunct profession apparently #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

It's a wear-wilf!!!!!

#Monsterdon

I wonder if it comes in a 'less likely to murder me in my sleep' model. #monsterdon

"I smell old bones" is that what that guy just said. did i mishear it. #monsterdon

134 second ad break already. farewell, friends #monsterdon

@blogdiva i did a road trip through Dismal California once and it really was like this

#monsterdon

IS THIS....SIMPSONS...DID THEY...LOW PRICES

#monsterdon

this guy is making me want to watch gravity falls #monsterdon

"Highway just passed me by"

Cry about it more Coloniser....

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Steal my discovery.” Ah, this guy must be another academic.

I got me a station wagon that's as big as a whale

And we're heading on down to the Gargoyle Shack

Gargoyle Shack, baby!

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

The donkey is Torgo here I think #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

the cattle skull makes a deep statement about something

#monsterdon

careful, man
that's no love shack

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Ah, the old fashioned pull tabs on beer cans

#monsterdon

oh god, mister "i have an idea for a book and you can have it for free, but you have to write it." i want this guy devoured by demons this instant. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Genuine exorcism…”. Um.

That donkey and those chickens better watch out.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bro, don't touch me, WTF? This old guy has no boundaries

the university where i "teach" !? jeez, dude, do you think i have brains or not? #rude #monsterdon

Pls pet snek. #monsterdon

snek!

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Oh, oh, I have some transcripts of authentic exorcism rites.

#Monsterdon

Decorating with skulls ought to be a demonic thing rather than a "we nearly made the bison extinct" thing

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

ok so i'm back up to speed and i don't think i missed anything in that endless scene of driving through nothing and saying nothing right #monsterdon

This guy looks like he gives out candy to adults too... if you know what I mean. #monsterdon

For a desert museum, that place sure is surrounded by a lot of green pasture land. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "What are you going to see?" Maybe ... some COFFEE?! Seriously, "cold drinks"? We need coffee to face these things, people.

Even Torgo would drive past that "museum."

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gargoyles: "Don't worry, it gets worse"

Oh look, the Ritz-Carlton of horror movie pit stops. #monsterdon

Townies laughing at the poverty of the outlanders, this will go well for them....

#monsterdon

Uncle Jesse?
#monsterdon

'Don't worry. It gets worse" Very reassuring...

#monsterdon
#Gargoyles

THE DOORS WILL NOT BE OPENED AND NO ONE WILL BE ADMITTED DURING THE THRILLING "THREE-POINT-TURN" SCENE!

#monsterdon

listen, i live in ohio, these signs got nothing on the HELL IS REAL sign. #monsterdon

"man, the bats sure are getting big out here" #monsterdon #gargoyles72

i Am ToRgO i LoOk AfTeR tHe PlAcE WhIlE THe MAsTeR Is aWay #Monsterdon

"manos."

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

#Monsterdon Choking at daughter casually referring to “my sexy pictures”… to her dad.

Someone's late for their audition for "Mad Max: The Early Years." #monsterdon

Is that somebody's knee in the boot of the car behind the crank professor moving?
What kind of kidnapping, historical hoax shit is going on here?

#monsterdon

WELL GARGOYLES 3:16 SAYS I JUST PERCHED ON YOUR ASS

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

usually i just skip the beginning when i am late for #monsterdon but holy shit what the hell is this

...Oh I am gonna be *insufferable* about the demonology in this movie. #Monsterdon

the gargoyles looking suspiciously Black & Jewish... you know, for that one-two knock out punch of hate and paranoia.

#monsterdon

👹 TRIVIA ON THE ROOF👹

Filmmakers did not think Bernie Casey's memorable voice sounded like a gargoyle, so they replaced it with Vic Perrin's voice in post-production.

#Monsterdon 🦖 #Gargoyles1972

a station wagon is more practical than any SUV could dream of being #monsterdon

um...she is supposed to be his kid, right
#monsterdon

Sorry, your book won't be able to compete with _Gnomes_

#Monsterdon

I too, am a casual collector of demons. I keep them in jars. They get very cranky if I don't feed them on time. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

#Monsterdon The demon figure was probably worth $0.72.

oh take me over
I'm all I wanna be
a living study
in Gargoyle-ology

#monsterdon

The only thing evil so far is the color of that station wagon.

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

Wouldn't you be grateful to complete your collection of demons?

#monsterdon
#Gargoyles

To think you used to be able to just fly around with your demon.

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

"Bernie Casey
as
The Gargoyle"

Singular? Listen, movie, I was promised gargoyles, plural

If you cheap out on me and just give me 1 gargoyle, so help me

#monsterdon

i feel like i need to recreate this typeface as a font for everyone to use... #monsterdon

I am also, as always, the cool intellectual.

#Monsterdon

A demon collection sounds fun.

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

why are we talking about my mom? you're MY boyfriend #monsterdon

from the au where texas didn't join the US

it's a good AU

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

@WhiskeySailor I had no idea this was going to be a documentary.

#monsterdon

Truly the story of Man's most ancient foe, gargoyles
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Coffee #Watch That was a lot of exposition to endure with no caffiene.

neon drippy font. this movie is going to be AMAZING. #monsterdon

OH MY GOD THAT TITLE CARD #monsterdon

I think this is a passage from the Roger Corman translation of the bible. #Monsterdon

Why is it called Gargoyles if Bernie Casey is "The Gargoyle"?

#monsterdon

@Lazarou

But, they make for some good stories.

They should write a book.

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Movie: The Devil cried out from the depths, "It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven!"

Me, passingly familiar with Milton: Yes, yes, got it, with you...

Movie: My offspring, the gargoyles...

Me: BUH HUH WUT?

#Monsterdon

Why 600 years? Why not 666 years? Too devilish? #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Awww, cute little gargoyles hatching!

#monsterdon

Trusting Satan seems like the sort of mistake an all-knowing god wouldn't make.

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opening narration feels like a weird late night infomercial #Monsterdon

Anyone have a bible verse about gargoyles being demons?
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