The gargoyles are sounding pretty reasonable. They're doomed #monsterdon

Looks like we might also have a Predator in this flick. #monsterdon

ok now my gargs you can't just be hanging people upside down from posts if you come in peace and just want to learn to read and stuff, i'll chalk that one up as a misunderstanding bc you are just learning #monsterdon

OMG THE BAYBEEEEES #monsterdon

Scot Glenn won't be scared off by the strung up Motel Owner, he's has the horn for Crank's daughter!

#monsterdon

She died as she lived -- strung out. #Monsterdon

Poor Mrs. Parks - the gargoyles must have found out she's illiterate

#monsterdon
#Gargoyles

@neia @Taweret@octodon.social Gargoyle instars?

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

aw, not mrs parks! she just wanted to get drunk and have sex, no 1970s movie could have any problem with her! #monsterdon

@fabio OMG the gargoyles have time warping powers

#Monsterdon

Baby gargoyle! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I, too, wish babies were born of eggs and with glitter on their heads.

okay, how are they laying eggs that big?

#monsterdon

Diana is climbing up a rocky cave embankment in heels, I don't see why everyone went nuts about Bryce Dallas Howard running in heels in Jurassic World #monsterdon

@moira super good. sound person is offroading this with literally zero budget #monsterdon

I cannot re-iterate how much I really hate this dubbed voice. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

Sounds like they had someone else re-dub his voice in post.

#monsterdon

this dude gets fillers #monsterdon

"not this time." as opposed to the last time the gargoyles were hunted to extinction? i... #monsterdon

We now join this abandoned truck’s driving sequence, already in progress. #monsterdon

All this desert makes me want to watch Tremors. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Why haven’t we seen these before?” Guy lists a bunch of ancient cultures which have NOTHING IN COMMON INCLUDING GARGOYLE LEGENDS, GENIUS.

@liferstate That's probably what the Gargoyles say about the humans #monsterdon

professor when you say "in the legends they have been known to take human women" you seem to be leaving out the "to teach them to read" because that seems like an important part of their motivation here #monsterdon

The professor’s head wound is quite variable #Monsterdon

get them garg-hounds on the scent! #monsterdon

Well you might look bewildered, Mr. Police Officer.

#Monsterdon

THE GARGOYLE STOLE THEIR CAR, I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING #Monsterdon

"They always look the same"

My man, not a single one of these monsters looks like any other.

#Monsterdon

@MylesRyden These are advanced gargoyles with Duolingo technology #monsterdon

"They always look the same!"

Ok, ... but then why don't they?

#monsterdon

So the gargoyle has a "hot for teacher" thing going on huh

#Monsterdon

Horses! Dirtbikes! #monsterdon

Now the cops, dirtbikers and the Crank are sharing water together like brothers, are the Gargoyles so bad?

#monsterdon

so they CAN talk, he just CHOSE to moan weirdly over her unconscious body earlier. okay, i take it back, that girl is not safe anywhere in this movie and she should leave as quickly as possible. #monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith time for gargoyle karaoke

I mean is it ever not time for gargoyle karaoke

#Monsterdon

…to READ? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon [Books thwacking to the floor] is now my favorite closed caption.

It's really hard to escape from caves in high heeled boots
#monsterdon

@nev@bananachips.club Are gargoyles even monophyletic?

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

@amyfou It's 2024, and some say she's drinking still

#Monsterdon

Had no idea Gene Kruppa was a gargoyle.

#Monsterdon

Zombie siege! Home invasion from creatures who are stone by day, warriors by night!
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles #Gargoyles1972

Did the head gargoyle just... pat the minion gargoyle on the ass

Lol wait, WAIT, just this second I remembered the actor was a pro football player

#Monsterdon

It's a desert hillbilly posse! #monsterdon

Officer on the horse is it?
OVERSEER!

#monsterdon

I do not think drunk motel lady should be trusted with an important task, but that's just me.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret "Hey good work on the field today, hit the showers." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon gargoyle spanking!!!

did NOT expect a gargoyle ass-slap #monsterdon

did that gargoyle just slap the other gargoyle's butt?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon this is turning into Earth Girls Are Easy without the charm or ambition

That one cop with the hair really is a Belieber #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

We got no manpower 'cept these young, able-bodied prisoners here behind me

#monsterdon

MAN these gargoyles is handsy. #Monsterdon

@Taweret idk, after 1300 episodes of vampires, frankensteins, wizards, ghosts, werewolves, and demons, I think she' deserves it.

Or free therapy.

#monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Oh that IS Scott Glenn, I thought he was just a look a like.
Well, a guy's start somewhere

#monsterdon

the state police are going to kill your daughter?

fair enough

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@trixter i can't tell if that's an "all cops have desk liquor" or "everyone has desk liquor" #monsterdon

@cheribaker I like how the tops of their heads are all distinct, like Teletubbies #monsterdon

Gargoyle king giving me NBA superstar vibes... not gonna mention his name but y'all can take a guess.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Okay, now we have furry cold-blooded gargoyles. I call shenanigans.

Mrs Parks! Drink!

#monsterdon

whoops I forgot I was on 1.25x speed

It may have been helping

#Monsterdon

Is she an alcoholic?

#monsterdon

the chief gargoyle was totally hit by that undeodorized gringa smell. i can understand his hesitation.

#monsterdon

I love how they have a bad slo-mo when the gargoyles attack!
#monsterdon

LIMPY NOOO!
The boy with the broken leg has been isekaied..
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles #Gargoyles1972

Gargoyles on the PCT judging by the length of this walk. #monsterdon

yeeeeeeah between the slow mo and the heavy breathing and the soundtrack this is all a bit porny >_>;; #Monsterdon

Monsters making off with the women folk, nothing new here. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Ah, this gargoyle has wings. Subspecies? Specialization? Secondary sex characteristics?

Why do all the cops look like the CHP and talk like Boss Hogg, that's an unusual fusion to say the least

#Monsterdon

@lytta OH MY GOD, JUST STOP

#Monsterdon

They seem determined to unpack the whole car. #monsterdon

WHY WON'T THE WEIRD MOLESTY SCENE END #monsterdon

tactically dropped in on #monsterdon and I appreciate that the gargoyles are flipping a car over BUT they’re still concerned about safety and don’t want to flip it TOO hard

Clearly the gargoyles are a trope for the repressed father-daughter incest narrative.

#Monsterdon

we know it's a lady gargoyle because she's wearing lipstick #Monsterdon

You guys, it opens from the..never mind

#monsterdon

im deeply upset about this garg's face and this whole scene tbqh #monsterdon

[Gargoyles tipping a car]

PACKERS!! PACKERS!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Uh oh, that door's coming out of their deposit #monsterdon

oh FINALLY a gargoyle with wings. apparently only special molesty gargoyles get to have them #monsterdon

get punched idiot #monsterdon

@catzilla We always wind up on team monster 👍

#Monsterdon

Wow, hats off to the wing design in costuming, those look awesome

#Monsterdon

I feel like if they shot the gargoyle action scenes at regular speed, this movie would have been 45 minutes #Monsterdon

Confirmed: Gargoyles hate station wagons.

#monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

dang, this jerk professor is as bad as the monster-hoarding scientist from Horror Express

#monsterdon

Wings, finally
#Monsterdon

These Gargoyles run like people using the "cats" figurines on broadway.
It would be a blast if they started to dance.
#monsterdon

oh no they've discovered the secrets of station wagon science

mankind is doomed!

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Rolled over. That station wagon does not have much left for this trip.

#Monsterdon 🦖 #Gargoyles1972

We already have the door open, so lets roll this car over before we grab the body. #monsterdon

going back to that gargoyle WHAP to add it to our library of whaps #Monsterdon #WhapsOfMonsterdon

Those first two gargoyles were stealth masters, but this new bunch are brutes, and have forgotten the skill of opening doors without destroying them. #monsterdon

It has to be said that the doctor here is, in fact, a grave robber. #Monsterdon

FUCK YOU COLONIZER

#monsterdon

Dirt bikers vs cops.
Fucking dirty pigs.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles #Gargoyles1972