Dad can't help but snatch an addition to his demon collection during an emergency #monsterdon

The car sound effects do not match the car's motion At All which bothers me for some reason.

#Monsterdon

A collection of demons? Is this man an occultist? Does he have a Dracula killing kit?
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

You, uh... you gonna report the accidental death and property damage to anyone? #monsterdon #gargoyles72

#monsterdon babydoll that's just a BAT 🦇

"I guess that proves I'm basically materialistic"

#Monsterdon

Uncle Willie: The local tribes have tales about gargoyles!
Local tribe member: *One time* I told you I visited Notre Dame when I was in Paris, dumbass
#monsterdon

That escalated
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon dang at least that guy's dead now I guess

maybe the hoodie guy from their trunk could save them. #monsterdon

save the monster skull, leave old Willie
#monsterdon

He is dead, save the demons bonehead. You are a really cool guy doc.
#monsterdon

wow who called willie dying immediately. spot on lmao #monsterdon

Well.

That escalated quickly.

Willy not known for fire safety, huh?

#monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

#Monsterdon I see we’re trying fire early in this movie.

Ole Willie was 80 proof. 🔥🔥🔥

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Honestly, I’m also not confident that “Uncle Willie” is a reliable source of knowledge on Indian religious traditions. #monsterdon

Great scream! #monsterdon

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana actual bats

#Monsterdon

Girl : "Save him!"

Dad : save's the gargoyle skull.

#monsterdon

Yikes! #monsterdon

lol @ poor home construction killed Desert Willie

#monsterdon

Is that the smoke alarms going off in the background?

#Monsterdon

...So, what the Gargoyle just happened to be in th room above? #Monsterdon

oooooh, it's a _shake_ shack!

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Tubi missed an opportunity to sync its add with the intended commercial breaks of this made for TV #Monsterdon movie

The last time this guy left his door unlocked after sunset, there was a silver alert put out #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Excellent screaming by Jennifer Salt. #Monsterdon

ah, wonderful, Ye Olde Desert White Guy is dead. #monsterdon

OK I gotta admit, the movie was impressively efficient at disposing of old Willie

#Monsterdon

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Oh and the fake native lore and rituals just got amplified after I posted that. Rad

r/AbruptChaos

#monsterdon
#Gargoyles

#Monsterdon That escalated quickly.

Grunkle Stan is sunsetting.

#monsterdon #gargoyles72

The monster skeleton ominously lit in the corner of the room is what we in the biz call foreshadowing.

#Monsterdon

Pro tip: don't do your research interviews with the subject tanked on hard liquor

#Monsterdon

Seek shelter in the skeleton

#monsterdon

@socketwench@hackers.town That's a lot to look forward to!

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Santa? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Ngl I hate that there's just casual racism out the ass in all of these movies
I don't care that they're all old movies. I'm really struggling with fake native lore in this already

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana bat monster

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nakatakagonnahaveanotherdrinka

#Monsterdon “My picture on the cover!” Yep, Willie’s a disappointed academic, all right.

Wow Uncle Willie got /wasted/ during the ad break

#Monsterdon

Now the creepy old dude locked the shed and drink his ass off.
#monsterdon

let's leave the indigenous people out of this, please

#monsterdon

Ok now the subtitles say the orchestral accent is definitely ominous #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

I love a slow zoom in on a guy saying ominous things. #monsterdon

Best place to get Native American lore, from a drunk white guy

#Monsterdon

oh yeah, get him drunk, that'll help. (-_-) #monsterdon

winding up for a real ad break in the movie and i forgot this was made for tv lmao that was JARRING #monsterdon

SIR MAY I REMIND YOU YOUR DAUGHTER IS HERE

#monsterdon

Just going to lock us in, we are all cool about it right?
#Monsterdon

...Oh. Damn. #Monsterdon

oh yeah this was a tv movie. it's fun to identify where the commercial breaks were #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in hell:

[Lucifer digging around his closet, looking for his spare skeleton]

"Where in hell did I put it!?"

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Spooky Halloween slime font? This is extra 70s cheesy I see.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

Human vertebrae with chicken feet!
#Monsterdon

Old man: I'm calling my book... 5000 Years of Demonology
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Do tribes have a "Main Legend"?

@CactuarJoe oh my god are those supposed to be wings. I just thought it had four arms #monsterdon

@jonny you can't fool a man who believes in literal demons #Monsterdon

@nev It's making me *itch* #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gargoyle skeleton has a cow skull. No wonder our professor is skeptical. Should have told him it was a Minotaur.

desert grunkle stan is way way creepier than regular grunkle stan

#monsterdon #gargoyles1972

NO FREE PICTURES! You owe me a dime!

#monsterdon #gargoyles72

Willie looks like the dad from Swiss Family Robinson

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I’m sorry Willie, but I only believe in demons on earth. #Monsterdon

@jonny he's writing a book "something something gargoyles for fun and profit" which will be out just in time for the Christmas shopping season #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

Gargoyle skeleton *not* for the tourists. okay....

#Monsterdon

"It's excellent work, but--"

Man, I had to learn skeletal anatomy. Believe me when I say it is *not.* #Monsterdon

Oh no this is a Bible story.
#Monsterdon #Gargoyles

#monsterdon
Look at that fucked up pelvis

When somebody's rambling in a movie and No-Nonsense Protagonist tells them to get to the point, it always goes like

"Hey now, what's the hurry? Ok, ok, I'll show you the ancient artifact."

and never, "Uh, ok. Well nevermind then. Goodbye. You folks have a *good* day." like talking to a rude person in real life

#Monsterdon

he found it in the glory hole over in the desert maybe

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#monsterdon "You'll be glad you came to see old willy." It wouldn't be a lemon party without one I suppose.

no Plex, I will not watch your cheap looking series about what if davinci was young and hot #monsterdon #adbreak

@nhgeek I want to go on that road trip. It's a miracle I'm still alive, isn't it? #Monsterdon

I also have an authentic jackalope skeleton.

#Monsterdon

It’s a jackalope. #Monsterdon

hold on a second, do gargoyles have horns or antlers?

#Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

I like how lighting a latern turns on a spotlight that throws shadows of the characters ONTO THE FUCKING LANTERN.

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#Monsterdon “I smell old bones.” FE FI FOE FUM.

"you won't believe the things i know" i don't believe them already, and you haven't even told me any of them yet. #monsterdon

Eep! Joining into #Monsterdon a few minutes late but I came in at a good time I dig weird ol' Willie

i never once needed to see anyone's old willy

not once

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@Ayyyydrew I love station wagons :O #monsterdon

Look how the camera just lingers over that gargoyle body--pure 70s exploitation.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Lonely" is not the adjective I'd use, girlie.

@Taweret Just hangin' out. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love her outfit tho. Gimme that skirt

How can he walk out on a half a beer like that? Unheard of #monsterdon

Probably didn’t have to do much set decorating for this film, just find a place by the side of the highway. #Monsterdon

"Bones. I smell old bones." #Monsterdon

i wonder what the gargoyles are up to

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Heh, authentic Indian exorcism rights. This guy's one step away from Jamake Highwater :/ #Monsterdon

Ok skipped to minute 9 so I won't be too far behind. Hopefully I didn't miss too much of the background.

Though discussion of "Indian" artifacts in South America is already maybe not a good sign for the accuracy of the archaeology in this movie.

I wanted to be an archaeologist so badly when I was a kid. And then found out you were sort of expected to be good with both field work and languages.

#Monsterdon

Just following uncle willie into the shack like there’s no chance of being murdered and taxidermied. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Just starting but fast forwarding.
Just got to the shack with the old creepy guy.

Dude missed his calling. He really should start a cactus shop. #monsterdon