We're gonna need more dirt bikers. #monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Current music: Percussion with drill press and vacuum cleaner.

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i do like the gargoyle costumes. they're fun

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@CactuarJoe I kinda feel called out by that, and now I have some thinking to do. #Monsterdon

"...huh, he wasn't made of straw after all."

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#Monsterdon Oh, god the deputy riding through on the horse and shooting at nothing. A dream come true.

@lytta I kind of want them to be misunderstood

although for purposes of us getting some good monster battles, it's probably better the other way

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@blue 1000 years according to introduction narration.
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#monsterdon film school: the more slo-mo you use where you just shoot at normal speed the less film you use

Oh they're giving him an atomic noogie! #Monsterdon

Is the slo-mo is to make them look like Harryhausen? That’s just what monsters looked like.

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Gargoyles: affectionate, family oriented
Humans: ready for violence, gun toting
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the soundtrack is kind of fun even if the doom guy didn't compose it #Monsterdon

Every time the head gargoyle opens his mouth and talks in a high pitched robotic voice it's like, movie, don't you know hell monsters growl in a deep baritone, how are we supposed to find this erotic

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You know, gargoyles are under-represented during Halloween. That should be remedied.

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Why is there a strong quartet in the cave?

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you know i been through a desert on an old trampoline it felt good to be out of the

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how long was that egg gestating, jesus h christ
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it's gargoylin' time! #monsterdon

With the passing of thirsty haggard hotel manager, my interest in this film has dropped. #monsterdon

Ok when you speed up the slowmo, they look like the flying monkeys from Oz. I'm dying #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

#Monsterdon That’s more than “a few dozen “ gargoyles. I suspect Professor Gargoyle has not been entirely truthful.

"Now they can fly?"

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Okay, hot take here, but the Disney show is nothing like this movie.
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@lytta Yeah, I keep expecting a "If only we could learn to live in harmony" Star Trek message. #Monsterdon

(wild and wrong theory ahead)

So I think the egg thing is a shout-out to Anne McCaffrey's pern where the eggs are quite large, but when laid also quite soft and need heat to harden and become more "egg like" and for the embryos to develope.

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#Monsterdon I think the captioner knows someone on the sound crew. Every single instrument has been name. Mallets, horns, flutes!

@msh or like apples, when you grow them from seed you never know what you'll get

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Nooooooo they better leave the good dogs alone #monsterdon

because of the biblical stuff at the beginning we can generally assume the gargoyles are lying and definitely evil. but somehow this movie keeps having shades of 'humans were the real monster all along' anyway #monsterdon

soundtrack going absolutely feral again, time for some action

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Many moons ago...on horse back...two, three miles

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"You know I love you baby."
*taps that ass literally*
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@apLundell They were noticeably disappointed when they saw who it was #monsterdon

@sean dude I am in for that superhero movie

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Awww freshly hatched gargoyle

"It's supposed to scare us off."

"Yeah well it worked."

This guy gets the "more than two brain cells" award for the movie #Monsterdon #Gargoyles1972

Wait, is this just Rise of the Planet of the Apes for scalies? #Monsterdon

I have to give the movie credit for its facial make up. Those contacts really make the look.

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Maybe you guys should check to make sure Mrs Parks is actually dead before leaving her hanging from a telephone pole?

Gargoyles are basically like Brassica oleracea I guess all the different breeds look so wildly different #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic I want to know their pronouns #monsterdon

Mrs. Parks got GOT.
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No face huggers here, just huggers.

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Aw, now who'll drink all that liquor? #monsterdon

I have to wonder if some of these gargoyles were wearing recycled Sleestak costumes.
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#Monsterdon More book thwacking!

girlgoyle confirmed #monsterdon

The Winged Ones are Breeders!
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Poor Mrs. Roper.

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Miss Parks, Grayson Hall's fantastic drinking character, RIP.
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@Taweret You really don't want them to show us

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Steal her look. Literally. Just rip her clothes off and become the most fashionable gargoyle gal.
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@Taweret #Monsterdon The eggs grow while incubating?

#monsterdon "It's Mrs. Parks" No it's an imposter, there's no drink

It's Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock Gargoyle Babies!

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FUCK MRS HANNIGAN NOOOOOOOO
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That is Frank's red hot smeared all over that car interior

Awwweee… baby gargoyles, so cute! #Monsterdon

Cops and bikers working together? Madness! Cats and dogs living together!
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Gargoyles: what happens when the professor assigns their own book as class reading

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“plug’s fouled? you mean we can’t get drugs anymore?” #monsterdon

The gargoyles kinda remind me of David Lee Roth. I’m not sure why. #Monsterdon

awwww cute baby gargoyle

It has its mother's wings

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Pondering the Eggs #monsterdon

@nev dang newborn has no beak, i was proven wrong

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Gates of Hell lighting, nice touch...

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boooooooooooo RIP Ms. Parks

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@Taweret Is there a much bigger Queen Gargoyle we haven't seen yet? #monsterdon #gargoyles72

@Taweret@octodon.social Maybe it's a kind of pupa?

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#Monsterdon RIP Mrs. Parks.

#Monsterdon “We mean no harm.” We only want to eradicate your station wagons.

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Sometimes a pickup just wants to do doughnuts on its own, you know? #monsterdon

(About to duck out for now, need to go get dinner #Monsterdon )

I'm thinking about omelettes now #monsterdon

jeeps, horses, pick-ups and motorcycles, and guns. They have all the redneck stuff around, huh?
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An old boring white man speaks, and gets interrupted by a self-driving truck accident. BEFORE ITS TIME! 🙄 #Monsterdon

highly GIFable shot of the gargoyle casually leafing through a book there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I’ll take the Dark Canyon road.” There’s no way that this ends poorly.

Now read me some Berenstein bears. #monsterdon

@jonny I'm convinced they foresaw the cybertruck and its self driving features

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Google self driving truck!

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More dogs than cops
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Suspicious blood stain is suspicious

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The costumes ain't great. But a step above old Star Trek aliens. And better than most old horror movies that can just barely manage one ugly monster suit let alone a whole family of creatures.
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...Okay Gargoyle leader is a way better actor than the rest of the cast. #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Except the real cybertrunk just kills you itself. #monsterdon #gargoyles72

i kinda like the static under his voice effect

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they learned fluent english in a few weeks? impressive

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"We'd better spread out!"

"Ok, I'll take the dark canyon road."

Well, nice knowing you, deputy.

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I think my instance crapped out. #Monsterdon

Proto-cybertruck #monsterdon #gargoyles1972

#Monsterdon Huh, not Hueco Tanks, but Carlsbad Caverns.

ok i am going back to clip that "running after the circling truck" scene what the heck was that #monsterdon

i was hoping for a gargoyle driving the truck #monsterdon

Self-driving truck!

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Oh I was not expecting him to be able to speak English words

So you're saying all gargoyles look the same?!

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