"It gives off sparks! It really is a monster!"
"You mean 'an eel', chief."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

There's going to be rioting in Sesame Street when they find out.

#Monsterdon2 #MonsterMiru #GAPPA #Monsterdon

Stop tasing Big Bird 😭

#Monsterdon2 #MonsterMiru #GAPPA #Monsterdon

Smart of the adorable child/anime protagonist to bring lunch, Kaiju are notorious for stepping on chain restaurants early on #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

The only woman in this is extraordinarily cute, incredibly smart, and stylish to boot. I assume she's ignored until the threat is obvious then the men claim her ideas as their own #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Their research on baby Gappa:
https://youtu.be/vQL0RjcKOnU?t=6

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

@paco

Gappa, the "there is no tri-, only do"-phibian

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

New business venture fails because old guy in glasses was the only Playmate #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Playmate Island opening postponed.

The biggest tragedy of the whole affair.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

"an opening attraction for Playmate land" when it eats Hef #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Naw, you don't look like Cowl from She-Ra at all! Go on, get out there, you'll do great!

....😬

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Grappa, the Gappa Pappa #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Gappa totally looks like a prehistoric chicken (i.e. dinosaur)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Japanese Hugh Hefner is *not* onboard with pivoting to Jurassic Park with Gappa as its star exhibit.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Meanwhile on a dry model #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

"Me too, but she's a frigid cow."

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oooh I like this kid, she doesn't hold back

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Little girl or anime protagonist? Nobody can say #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

business business business. numbers numbers

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

@Lazarou

G'nite

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

"...because it was an RCA cable and they don't use those in Japan" #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

It's weird seeing Sam Eagle in his low-budget monster movie days before he had his break as a supporting actor in the Muppets.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

The science in this film is no better than the previous one

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

You'd think on a volcanic island the egg would have warmed up at some point

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Maybe I'm not understanding the sense of scale, but this Gappa doesn't look that big.

But, strange things are afloat at the Circle K.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Gappy not happy

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skeksis, hmmmmmmmmmmm! #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Gappa: "Hey!! It is NOT millions of years since I've boned!" #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

"They'll be ok, they island's been here a long time.
Not like that young buck Krakatoa who was a real johnny-come-lately."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

The "tribal" dancing isn't para para at allllll

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

out heroes have a lot at stake(s) #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Now for the floor show that make this the best tiki bar on the whole island!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

American square dancing with torches basically counts as primitive culture, right?

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This kid is VERY insistent they don't touch the Gappa, despite admitting to having absolutely no first-hand knowledge of Gappa or its ways whatsoever.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

awww cute baby kaiju

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Are we meant to think that this thing cracking out of its egg feels like an Earthquake? Or is it an Earthquake that shoot the thing out of its egg?

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Fingers crossed!
Go on drunk guy, take a good whiff of it, see if it smells distinctive.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

@crowbriarhexe "We're the first to see this lake!" EXCEPT FOR ALL THE LOCALS, honey! #monsterdon
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#gappathetriphibianmonster1967

Gee, these fumes sure are going straight to the head, aren't they?

#Monsterdon2 #MonsterMiru #GAPPA #Monsterdon

"Incredible. The set builders and matte painters are amazing."

#monsterdon
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"A lake under a volcano" just like that other much better movie #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

Girls are silly!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

"Get in the blackface, Shinji" #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

If by easter island they mean an endcap display of knockoff easter eggs #Monsterdon
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@crowbriarhexe I assume it means Gappa is a lady monster that is well into scissoring?

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Maybe the real treasure is the puppets we found along the way #Monsterdon
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If it's a triphibian does that mean it can swim, run, and ride a bike? #Monsterdon
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#GappaTheTriphibianMonster1967

"Where's the large stone idol?"
"In the basement."

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

"What does Gappa mean?"
"Well, going solely off the tropes, I'm going to assume it translates to 'King' 'Kong'."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Volcano rocking out to the beat

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At least *this* version of Gilligan's Island is more interesting than the one we just watched

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@paco I looked away for a sec. Why did the locals throw down their spears and celebrate the people in shorts? #monsterdon
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"We're Japanese, how did you know?"
"We buy these clearly machine-produced and modern plaid-patterned shorts from Japanese traders."

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We are Japanese, how did you know?

We are speaking fucking Japanese. That's how I knew you were Japanese.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

This scene didn't *need* to be silent but it's a way better use of silence than anything in the main feature tonight

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

@paco

No one who knows has lived to tell the tale

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@strangefour Well, everything is smaller in Japan

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If you didn't get enough #volcano footage in this movie, here's something recent 🌋

https://youtu.be/FVaUCXXsCpk
#Monsterdon2 #monsterdon #GAPPA #MonsterMiru

@randy_s

I think someone else said that Gappa's plot was recycled by so many kaiju films

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Oh sure, go ahead and pull in a kaiju bigger than the boat with your fishing pole

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@paco

Tsunami?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

I caught a fish and it was this big ​:godzilla:​

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Claims adjuster for Nippon Marine & Fire: "Not this shit again..."

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Is this going to end with the airforce shooting rockets into an oil refinery's bay?

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Underwater earthquake. Felt on a boat? Is that actually possible?

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I liked the several full seconds of ominous bag swaying. #Monsterdon2 #monsterdon #GAPPA #MonsterMiru

Drunk from Ultraman finds monster from Ultraman. Deja vous.

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Player Saucerlost has pressed start!

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Oh I dunno, Koyanagi-san seemed to be very much not crazy sunning herself on the deck earlier

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Toto university? You mean TOHO university, rigtht?

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Playmate magazine?!?!?!

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The drunk guy from Ultraman made it onto the ship.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

Gappa's got a theme song?
Now THIS is production value.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

"The Triphibian Monsters".

Is this homophobic against lesbians or something?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Gappa

#monsterdon I guess this is still the trailer, are there two gappae? I really like how the announcer says "GAPPP-AH" Mind the gappa.

#gappa #wrongfrogs

Please #MonsterMiru ! Save us with a better film!

https://miru.miyaku.media/

#Monsterdon