@Taweret For Science! #monsterdon

is that.. The Stuff? #monsterdon

Atoll ahoy!
#Monsterdon

JUUUUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TAIL

YES I SAID A TAIL

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

if you told the right person....they'd believe you that it was all ranch dressing.....

#monsterdon

What was the first thing the scientist pulled out of the bird pellet? To me it looked like a pregnancy test #monsterdon

Yes, 7 people "disappeared" because of a giant bird. A bird that left 4 tons of poop.

#monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

It's a turd berg from a big bird!

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Is this scene a reference to Laura Dern in Jurassic Park? #monsterdon

Now we got the Jurassic park poop digging. Can't wait for "It's UNIX. I know this!" #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Ummmmmm
#Monsterdon

I hear "bird" is the word

#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse

So whatever made all the people on the island disappear stole Professor Hirata's pen! #monsterdon

The people making this had absolutely just seen Jurassic Park. #monsterdon

I want New England clam chowder now. #Monsterdon

The insurance market sure does look a lot more intense than I previously imagined
#Monsterdon

Okay Ellie Sattler, get your hands in there :D #Monsterdon

why would you immediately stick your hand in it?

#monsterdon

"It's out of our jurisdiction!"
#monsterdon

The Stuff crossover?!
#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

This bird was running a real fever!

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Dig in! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hey, everyone is panicking except Dr. Lady Naturalist! What a nice change.

@nev You've mostly missed boat confusion if you want to jump in #monsterdon

So we have established this young lady is into big ugly birds #Monsterdon

a rare bird indeed

#Monsterdon

@sean also a dinosaur

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And there's a scientist woman and a police guy? .....and a LOT of white goo.... #monsterdon

Okay, so the insurance corporation isn't the bad guys? It's a seagull with an attitude?

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"Everything's bigger in Japan"

- every kaiju film

#monsterdon

Anxious-eyed young lady: "A BIRD?"

That's an awfully worried expression for news of a--

<cut to wrecked island>

Okay, maybe it was a very _large_ bird...?

#Monsterdon

@sean But that's not important right now. 😃 #monsterdon

Yes she actually is Steven Seagal's daughter. And ten times the actor he is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayako_Fujitani
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

"I'm Tyler the antenna man, and I'm here today to tell you not to put up antennas like that."

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

you see, humans are the real monsters #monsterdon

"That's pretty cool"

How very Japanese 🤦

#Monsterdon

"...bird?"
"Yes, it's a feathery animal with wings."

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Whoa, some rough ADR there for Asagi-chan.

#Monsterdon

God damn it I forgot what day of the week it was again and am missing #Monsterdon

"And your dad's gonna investigate it?"
Oh no. Do not send Steven Seagul to investigate the radio active rogue atoll! He's like a massive asshole. And criminal.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

The bird is the word. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

I hope they don't make me go to Monster Island!

Don't worry, it's a misleading name. It's really just an archipelago!

#monsterdon

I guess there's no word in Japanese for "internship" #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

fashion envy: those stylish green jackets with yellow binocular accessory
#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

check out the yellow binoculars on this guy, pretty snappy #monsterdon

watching the dub version, that is not even close to the tone and inflection of a young teen girl in the 80s. Like, gag me

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we’re on a storm-wrecked island searching for a giant bird. And finding it is the Worst Seagull Dropping Ever.

I love how the dub actors are pronouncing "A-Toll" Like it's more expensive than the B-Toll. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

「鳥だ！鳥だあああああ！」 *dies*

#Monsterdon

how do you say this #monsterdon

i appreciate marking the maps but using M&Ms is really asking for trouble

i mean, i'd eat it

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

I like these green jackets I want one... #monsterdon

We'll call it BLUE M&M ISLAND! #Monsterdon

red shirt = green jacket....coincidence?

#monsterdon

@apLundell This is simple Occam's Razor stuff
#Monsterdon

These folks probably know what they're doing. They're wearing green. #monsterdon

I want a shot of the radio mic torn out of the radio, but not, like ripped out. Just, very quickly removed safely from its plug. #monsterdon

The dub voice for the daughter is like 20 years older than the actress. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"How many people live on this island?"
"Well, most of them"
#monsterdon

been lookin for a good PTT DIN mic

#Monsterdon
#Gamera

"I'd like to offer you a job. With no pay. Also you'll be my cabin boy. You ARE gay, right?" #monsterdon

are neongreenshirts the redshirts of Gamera? #monsterdon

This dub's a lot better than I expected it to be. #Monsterdon

Mr. Kusangi is a lush, apparently.
#Monsterdon

I never understood people who put their name on their homes. I don't want anyone to know where I live. I don't call on nobody. Don't call on me. #monsterdon

Marvelous job pretending to be blown around by the wind guys, this is practically Star Trek level

#Monsterdon

Father: "Yeah, honey, it's very cool when a COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER comes into our house and makes us dinner. Can we have a word a moment, kid?"

#Monsterdon

Puppy dog eyes is Yonemori, girl as Asagi... I'm trying to actually catch names this time #monsterdon

Have to watch it on my computer so #Monsterdon amount maybe less then normal

#monsterdon One Rice Saki, one Bourbon, one rum /blues turnaround riff

Japanese Jack Lord.

#Monsterdon #Gamera

the emotional matching of the dub to the acting is A OK!!!!! #monsterdon

This guy is really taking it hard....

#monsterdon

well this food definitely isn't poisoned #monsterdon

anyway I just skipped to be caught up with y'all btw, missing a little bit of the investigation phase is fine I think

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Let’s bring up the rules of nonintervention, but then stop talking and cut to the next scene.

ooof, rough call to take a paddleboat through a storm. #monsterdon

listen, you're in a boat in the first half hour of a kaiju movie, i don't know what you expected. #monsterdon

For those who may not have heard of Mu: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(mythical_lost_continent)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don’t think that’s an island atoll. 😜

@CactuarJoe The driving rain really adds to it. #monsterdon

monsters so smart they knew to disconnect the radio talking piece

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie i'm watching on 1.5x speed and there's a lot of that energy so far #monsterdon

A bit late for #Monsterdon due to

Hoy he aprendido que "atoll" significa atolón en español.

También aprendí que atolón es una palabra que siquiera existe en español, huh.

#Monsterdon

@jsadow

#Monsterdon

Thanks, for some reason I thought it'd be a side control.

How much cocaine did this guy snort? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon movie setting so far isn't too bad.

david attenborough voice: and here at the Fukuoka Zoo, we see the Japanese grad student in their natural environment... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"I hope he's not gonna ask me to come out to the island with him."

Cut to: THE ISLAND!! #Monsterdon

try just saying "no"
#monsterdon

these movies are so unrealistic... giant turtles with super powers, people voluntarily taking responsibility for pollution... #monsterdon

@jonny@social.coop ok i skipped through the first 5 minutes, looks like there s some kind of god zilla in this movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Another Jurrasic Park sequel?

The Few. The Proud. The Brave. Enlist in Yashima Marine Insurance today. #Monsterdon

is that a turkey lmao

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Storm! Frantic people getting on boats! (In a storm? Why????). Lightning!

#Monsterdon Which is worse, government or insurance inspection? Can Gamera defeat the actuarial table?

Mu was lost? Moo who?
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian