Don't be climbing all over tonight's star's back...

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This "atoll" is a really big pumpkin seed. It's the only possilbility. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

we have our first COMMA

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Oh, er, oops.
Presenting Birds 3: they're not really Birds!

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Birdie.
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it's a giant walnut! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “They’re not birds! They’ve got scales and teeth!” THANK you Dr. Lady Naturalist or Biologist.

The "bird" is actually quite maneuverable to snatch things out of the middle of a street without smashing into buildings

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Yikes! “no paparazzi!”
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oh wow, that was indeed quite a graphic doggo moment. Pretty good time to kill/destruction for a Toho flick.

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"...sensors indicate it is a giant almond"

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We now return you to Flight of the Navigator, already in progress #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's Flight of the Navigator.

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I wonder what the kanji for Himegami Island are/mean

Cause hime I recognize as princess, and megami as goddess, but I don't know if the Kanji support that

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Presenting Birds 2: Giant Birds

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#Monsterdon The dubbing is so bad it’s good. I love it!

Now I see this whole series was a prequel to Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) #monsterdon

okay, no the baachan who took one look at a giant pterodactyl and screamed is also making sensible decisions. too bad it didn't do her any good. #monsterdon

I'm not equipped to deal with it if it attacks at night!

My dude, what are you prepared to do if it attacks during the day?

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#Monsterdon NO PICTURES! Fucking paparazzi *falls back*

EAT that dog in particular, actually

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it's a whole family! How nice!

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gamera about to put a big sign around his neck saying "please no flash photography"

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now it's an homage to the end of Rear Window #monsterdon

ah shit, susceptible to camera flash #monsterdon

Oh, puppy, no!

Anyway, there are two types of movie helicopters: the ones where verything is so loud you need headsets to talk to each other, and this kind. #monsterdon

This guy in the front seat of the helicopter keeps panicking about EVERYTHING

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#Monsterdon Yup, side character getting dive bombed while the press takes pictures. If it bleeds, it leads!

And fuck that dog in particular!

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People with epilepsy, please do not look directly at the greasy puppet. #Monsterdon

Someone forgot to edit out the blue screen and some of those shots

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Investigator's 'oh god we just almost died' acting is spot on imo #monsterdon

The problem is that humans kept on killing off the megafauna. Normally a giant evil bird would nab a ground sloth or a glyptodon and be satisfied for a few days, but now they need to eat a half dozen humans in the same span of time.

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@devopscats ∆ next #monsterdon maybe?

Hey blinky flashy lights saved the day! #Monsterdon

this movie gets a 0/10 rating on doesthedogdie dot com smh

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I'm coo-coo for cocoa puffs!

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in the helicopter it looks like the actors are talking in serious and severe tones, but in the dub they are like "Oh my GODDDD the PEOPLE on the ISLAND are in DANGERS!!!!!!!" and so far every second of this movie is me just being like "did they even watch the movie" #monsterdon

whoah, bird-vision, the BLURS OF CALAMITY #monsterdon

oh shit RIP dog #monsterdon

Oh no... NOT BIRDS!
Yukijiro Hotaru <3
And so begins the chaos that follows this character through three movies. And even started for the actor in the Zeiram movies. He plays characters cursed to be chased by monsters alot.
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Wow, that's a way to lose my support #NoToTheBird #TeamNotBird
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@trixter @Taweret

Wtf did that dog do to you!??? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Oops. A little too late for "doesthedogdie" #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Really? the dog? :blobunamused:
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Sparky! Here boy! Hey mister have you seen my dog? #Monsterdon

dogs not doing well in the monsterdon movies lately

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c'mon, that dog's not even an M&M to that thing, why would it even bother?

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Oops, looks like the dog did not survive. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

oh hell yeah time for the JASDF to get owned lmao

(I assume anyway, since they got mentioned)

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If it moves across the sea.mm

Like you can stop it? WAT?
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#Monsterdon No, doggo, noooooooooo!

It's getting away!

Just tell everyone there is a giant bird out there.

Noooo not the dog! #Monsterdon

Why does this scared guy in a suit jacket sound like a Hanna-Barbera character? He's 5 seconds from declaring "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" #monsterdon

that one guy seems like he's been dubbed by Fred Schneider #monsterdon

Does the dog die in this movie: yes #monsterdon

missed bird/plane/superman #monsterdon

She's insane, I like her :D #Monsterdon

This looks looks like the woods from Matango... Give me some fungi!!

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@SnoopJ I just hit the bird poop as well, I started about a minute late but I don't think there was any extra nonsense at the beginning

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Clearly she has not seen Birds (1963)
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#monsterdon The island reminded of Twilight Zone.

@Taweret science can be shitty business sometimes that's just the way it is #Monsterdon

Cookies and cream lookin-ass droppings

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"not in my job description" the only man making a sensible decision rn. #monsterdon

ATC is waaay too accepting of these facts. #Monsterdon

"if it crosses the sea" feels like it's assuming a lot #monsterdon

I am now hungry for an island.
Wait is this an island that walks like a man? Krakoa?
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OMG the glasses sliding out of the pile of puke!!! 😂 #Monsterdon

"This is out of our jurisdiction!"

Yeah! Leave this to the JGBA! The Japan Giant Bird Association! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I know it's heretical, but I miss big shoulder pads.

Japanese Paul Lynde is really leaning into his comic relief role a little too much

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MONSTER SIGHTING #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow she's touching a pile of shit.

The copy I'm watching from the Internet Archive has some sort of promo stuff at the beginning, *and* I started late.

I think I may still be a few minutes behind here, trying to calibrate against the feed. The bird poop incident is an excellent marker of how far behind I am.

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Does anyone offer kaiju movie uniforms online? Because those folks are always dressed sharp.

Dig those lime-green fleece numbers.

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See, it was a bird!
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@apLundell It could have been a giant Larry Bird #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how the subtitles are just not actually timed to anything.

"You mean a turd?"

See if this was a Hollywood movie they'd have already tasted the stuff and had it packaged up and marketed.

Not the dog! #Monsterdon

@ottaross 👍

#GameraGOTU
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@moira A THREE HOUR TURTLE #Monsterdon

Friendly reminder that some turtles can breathe through their butts

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okay the scientist is Nagamine #monsterdon

also that's not a bird

Wow, she went full Laura Dern on that pile

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@Taweret It's one of a few shots I've noticed so far very similar to something that happened in Jurassic Park, which would've come out two years prior. #monsterdon

So they got a garbled message from a disaster zone, and the only word they heard was "bird", so they immediately assumed a giant bird had attacked the island? That's the only possibility they thought of?

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I think that giant bird poop has given us insight into the origin of THE STUFF!

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#Monsterdon The voicing for the dubbed version was amazing with:

“Aren’t you worried about leaving your poor little daughter all alone?”

“Weeeeell, I think you're old enough.”

“Oh, you do, do you?”

I feel like you're not getting those 7 people back. Except maybe you already did. Altered. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Coffee and doughnuts, that'll get the birds coming out

(actually I guess it might)

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@Taweret For Science! #monsterdon

is that.. The Stuff? #monsterdon

Atoll ahoy!
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JUUUUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TAIL

YES I SAID A TAIL

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if you told the right person....they'd believe you that it was all ranch dressing.....

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What was the first thing the scientist pulled out of the bird pellet? To me it looked like a pregnancy test #monsterdon

Yes, 7 people "disappeared" because of a giant bird. A bird that left 4 tons of poop.

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It's a turd berg from a big bird!

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