I like the chickens just hanging out during the dramatic execution scene.

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I have a novel manuscript I need to get back to that’s like The Crow meets Skyrim but tree revenants are an interesting thought. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
☑️ Kill
🔲 Gore
(there's still time of course)

#Monsterdon

"...wet towel"
"check"
"brandy"
"check"
"cigar"
"check"
"okay, so who's doin' the surgery" <Groucho Marx eyebrows>

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"I know who poisons their simple minds." 😬

#FromHellItCame 🔥
#Monsterdon

what in the fuck is that accent supposed to be

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@jammerb and "blindly ignorant" in a nice subtle racist jab

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ooooh! we have a Marilyn in The Misfits for our peroxide Joe Dimaggio

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#ItCameFromHell

"I warned her never to leave the trading post during the native orgies!" #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

as a matter of fact, it's NOT eye wash, i believe? #radiation #monsterdon

Slap her harder, Bob, that'll help cure the poison >_> #Monsterdon

Chemical dumping! Atomic bomb testing! Typhoons! Fallout (AKA Devil Dust)!

#monsterdon

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So we're safe. #Monsterdon

They killed Mrs. Killgore? How apropo. #Monsterdon

I'm rather lost by the movie and getting increasingly curious what the chickens are up to

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The natives are savages!
Never leave the trading post!

#monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Aaaand here we go, white guys with guns. >_> #Monsterdon

coooooffeeeeeee COOOOOFEEEEEE #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Those chickens are accessories to a crime. Someone call Columbo. #Monsterdon

@diazona @moira Long experience with MST3K has taught me that for me to get maximum enjoyment, there is sort of a sweet zone for crappy movies. It still has to be _fun_ even if it's a crappy movie.

Above that zone, it's too good for me to be able to actually riff on well. Which is why for the better #Monsterdon movies I personally tend to not 'riff" so much as 'comment on what occurs to me'.

_Below_ that zone, if the movie for whatever reason is not actually fun to watch, then as @moira says, it's not a good time. All signs are suggesting to us that tonight's movie selection is squarely _under_ that sweet zone.

So yeah, we'll check in again next week. :)

Coffee!

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Anybody want some coffee?

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#monsterdon, Islands of Romance, Islands of beauty, islands of Awesome is smoking a permanent entry on the bingo card yet?

Wow, between the opening scene and the title card they really packed a lot of exposition in. #monsterdon

I keep thinking that one scientist is Eric Ripert.

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@Taweret I thought devil dust was what they coat Cheetos with #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Islands of conga lines.

Any more gentle ribbing and someone's gonna need a girdle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Korey straight out of Jersey

The chickens make a nice touch to the death ceremony. "Don't mind us, we're just foraging insects".
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Oh no! #monsterdon started without me!

@yatsu KILL HIM! Mwahahaha! Oh but it's icky. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ahhh of course 👍

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Is that Rue McClanahan? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Betty white?

did that lady just testify against him and then avert her eyes when they killed him??? ma'am! #monsterdon

late to #monsterdon bingo but already got three

Oh no! The Albert Einstein voodoo doll! #Monsterdon

So far, the chickens are the best actors.

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And now, for no reason, a lady sneaking unconvincingly through the brush. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think can never tell these people apart

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@brion you wouldn't download a tree #monsterdon

#monsterdon From IT Hell Came. Just going to pretend this is a movie about computers maybe...

"Anthropological beat". WTF #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Holy shit is there ANYTHING that will redeem this? #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

Whoops, coffee #Monsterdon

Yup, even more racism! #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Oh so THESE are the white people? Not the white people you were pretending were native islanders? Are you SURE, movie? #Monsterdon

Why'd the bring the dead guy a portable toilet? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Are they from the Island of Staten? #Monsterdon

i think the evil spirits have seized this movie. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know, they have awfully well-trimmed hair on the island.

"Chickens! Guard the prisoner!"
#monsterdon

We just killed a guy so DANCE! Stab a guy in the heart and promenade! #Monsterdon

"...Frank, we told you NO COMMANDO!"

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

BETTY WHITE? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

oh deffo, the Americans are always here as Friends. #monsterdon

This is less than ten years after Hawaii wa made a state, youall #monsterdon #fromhellitcame #OhNo

#Monsterdon you guys feel like chopping some wood?

Shout out to the lady on the far left freaking it down sensitive style. #Monsterdon

What I’m ACTUALLY going to keep humming to myself is that Danny Kaye song from Fallout 4. #Monsterdon

But can we be more racist?
~#monsterdon

AAAAACK! AM 3
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromHell

THAT'S NOT WHERE THE FUCKING HEART IS. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

And we are starting with some good old fashioned cultural appropriation woo! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

Tano's playing with his doll the whole time. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Not sure why they made the Albert Einstein Voodoo doll, buuuut... #Monsterdon

"...if you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

Director: "Nah, that doesn't work. do the other line."

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

i think the tree walked coz it was pissed at having been referred to as A Savage, but go on. #monsterdon

I thought Tubi excluded the opening credits to protect the identities of the people responsible for this movie. Guess I was wrong. #Monsterdon

Wait, this is based on a true story? #Monsterdon

TO REVENGE FOR MYSELF #grammar #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

"Go ahead, kill me! I'm gonna become a TREE and KILL YOU ALL!" #Monsterdon

The sound quality is absolute shit too; thank the gods for subtitles & closed captioning, they will be required to keep me from going deaf 😂🤟

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromHell

"zombi?" interesting. #monsterdon

Is devil dust PCP? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Ha, oh man. Yeah, the wife with the six-pack-a-day Bronx native voice is REAL believable as a native islander ^^;;; #Monsterdon

special effects... The Person To Blame #monsterdon

Bosom TV #Monsterdon

"...his tongue has become a serpent!"
"ohhhh my"
<everyone snickers>

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Tano, the islander with the jersey accent, who couldn't care less about verisimilitude. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

OH NO #OHNO #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

Radiation! Dig up the monster and bring it into the lab!

just jumping right in

#Monsterdon

From the depths of Hell

IT is here

No, not Meta Threads... #Monsterdon

Follow along...or filter...as you would!

The credits have splinters #monsterdon

not just really racist but really stilted and awkward too

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At first I thought Tubi omitted the opening scene and credits. #Monsterdon

starring! Two People Who Regretted It! #monsterdon

OMG this is the jankiest depiction of indigenous people ever

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Sure, but the black plague brought by the americans. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#fromhellitcame to #monsterdon

So the chickens are... Witnesses? #Monsterdon

Oh no. #OhNo #monsterdon #fromhellitcame

@brion jinx #monsterdon

#monsterdon. Finally. Title cards!

Even the chickens aren't afraid.

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

okay, guess we're Right Into It, aren't we. #monsterdon

Just jump right in. No preamble. No exposition. Ok. #Monsterdon

The DVD/Blu-Ray version has 1:17 of preroll credits #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

Whoa, this really starts in media res #monsterdon