I like the chickens just hanging out during the dramatic execution scene.
I have a novel manuscript I need to get back to thatβs like The Crow meets Skyrim but tree revenants are an interesting thought. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe
βοΈ Kill
π² Gore
(there's still time of course)
"...wet towel"
"check"
"brandy"
"check"
"cigar"
"check"
"okay, so who's doin' the surgery" <Groucho Marx eyebrows>
"I know who poisons their simple minds." π¬
what in the fuck is that accent supposed to be
@jammerb and "blindly ignorant" in a nice subtle racist jab
ooooh! we have a Marilyn in The Misfits for our peroxide Joe Dimaggio
"I warned her never to leave the trading post during the native orgies!" #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
as a matter of fact, it's NOT eye wash, i believe? #radiation #monsterdon
Slap her harder, Bob, that'll help cure the poison >_> #Monsterdon
Chemical dumping! Atomic bomb testing! Typhoons! Fallout (AKA Devil Dust)!
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So we're safe. #Monsterdon
They killed Mrs. Killgore? How apropo. #Monsterdon
I'm rather lost by the movie and getting increasingly curious what the chickens are up to
The natives are savages!
Never leave the trading post!
Aaaand here we go, white guys with guns. >_> #Monsterdon
coooooffeeeeeee COOOOOFEEEEEE #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Those chickens are accessories to a crime. Someone call Columbo. #Monsterdon
@diazona @moira Long experience with MST3K has taught me that for me to get maximum enjoyment, there is sort of a sweet zone for crappy movies. It still has to be _fun_ even if it's a crappy movie.
Above that zone, it's too good for me to be able to actually riff on well. Which is why for the better #Monsterdon movies I personally tend to not 'riff" so much as 'comment on what occurs to me'.
_Below_ that zone, if the movie for whatever reason is not actually fun to watch, then as @moira says, it's not a good time. All signs are suggesting to us that tonight's movie selection is squarely _under_ that sweet zone.
So yeah, we'll check in again next week. :)
Coffee!
Anybody want some coffee?
#monsterdon, Islands of Romance, Islands of beauty, islands of Awesome is smoking a permanent entry on the bingo card yet?
Wow, between the opening scene and the title card they really packed a lot of exposition in. #monsterdon
I keep thinking that one scientist is Eric Ripert.
@Taweret I thought devil dust was what they coat Cheetos with #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Islands of conga lines.
Any more gentle ribbing and someone's gonna need a girdle. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Korey straight out of Jersey
The chickens make a nice touch to the death ceremony. "Don't mind us, we're just foraging insects".
#Monsterdon
Oh no! #monsterdon started without me!
@yatsu KILL HIM! Mwahahaha! Oh but it's icky. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe ahhh of course π
Is that Rue McClanahan? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Betty white?
did that lady just testify against him and then avert her eyes when they killed him??? ma'am! #monsterdon
late to #monsterdon bingo but already got three
Oh no! The Albert Einstein voodoo doll! #Monsterdon
So far, the chickens are the best actors.
And now, for no reason, a lady sneaking unconvincingly through the brush. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I think can never tell these people apart
@brion you wouldn't download a tree #monsterdon
#monsterdon From IT Hell Came. Just going to pretend this is a movie about computers maybe...
"Anthropological beat". WTF #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Holy shit is there ANYTHING that will redeem this? #monsterdon #fromhellitcame
Whoops, coffee #Monsterdon
Yup, even more racism! #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Oh so THESE are the white people? Not the white people you were pretending were native islanders? Are you SURE, movie? #Monsterdon
Why'd the bring the dead guy a portable toilet? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Are they from the Island of Staten? #Monsterdon
i think the evil spirits have seized this movie. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon You know, they have awfully well-trimmed hair on the island.
"Chickens! Guard the prisoner!"
#monsterdon
We just killed a guy so DANCE! Stab a guy in the heart and promenade! #Monsterdon
"...Frank, we told you NO COMMANDO!"
BETTY WHITE? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
oh deffo, the Americans are always here as Friends. #monsterdon
This is less than ten years after Hawaii wa made a state, youall #monsterdon #fromhellitcame #OhNo
#Monsterdon you guys feel like chopping some wood?
Shout out to the lady on the far left freaking it down sensitive style. #Monsterdon
What Iβm ACTUALLY going to keep humming to myself is that Danny Kaye song from Fallout 4. #Monsterdon
But can we be more racist?
~#monsterdon
AAAAACK! AM 3
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromHell
THAT'S NOT WHERE THE FUCKING HEART IS. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
And we are starting with some good old fashioned cultural appropriation woo! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon
Tano's playing with his doll the whole time. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Not sure why they made the Albert Einstein Voodoo doll, buuuut... #Monsterdon
"...if you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
Director: "Nah, that doesn't work. do the other line."
i think the tree walked coz it was pissed at having been referred to as A Savage, but go on. #monsterdon
I thought Tubi excluded the opening credits to protect the identities of the people responsible for this movie. Guess I was wrong. #Monsterdon
Wait, this is based on a true story? #Monsterdon
TO REVENGE FOR MYSELF #grammar #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
"Go ahead, kill me! I'm gonna become a TREE and KILL YOU ALL!" #Monsterdon
The sound quality is absolute shit too; thank the gods for subtitles & closed captioning, they will be required to keep me from going deaf ππ€
"zombi?" interesting. #monsterdon
Is devil dust PCP? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Ha, oh man. Yeah, the wife with the six-pack-a-day Bronx native voice is REAL believable as a native islander ^^;;; #Monsterdon
special effects... The Person To Blame #monsterdon
Bosom TV #Monsterdon
"...his tongue has become a serpent!"
"ohhhh my"
<everyone snickers>
Tano, the islander with the jersey accent, who couldn't care less about verisimilitude. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
OH NO #OHNO #monsterdon #fromhellitcame
From the depths of Hell
IT is here
No, not Meta Threads... #Monsterdon
Follow along...or filter...as you would!
The credits have splinters #monsterdon
not just really racist but really stilted and awkward too
At first I thought Tubi omitted the opening scene and credits. #Monsterdon
starring! Two People Who Regretted It! #monsterdon
OMG this is the jankiest depiction of indigenous people ever
Sure, but the black plague brought by the americans. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
So the chickens are... Witnesses? #Monsterdon
Oh no. #OhNo #monsterdon #fromhellitcame
@brion jinx #monsterdon
#monsterdon. Finally. Title cards!
Even the chickens aren't afraid.
okay, guess we're Right Into It, aren't we. #monsterdon
Just jump right in. No preamble. No exposition. Ok. #Monsterdon
The DVD/Blu-Ray version has 1:17 of preroll credits #monsterdon #FromHellItCame
Whoa, this really starts in media res #monsterdon