dude she didn't really kiss you back #Monsterdon

OH NO A STICK FELL OVER 😱

#Monsterdon

forget the Bechdel Test, the paper bag test is on fire with these cannibal hotties

#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromHell

bargain bin Lana Turner is a X37 hunny, the cannibal scientists' Avon

#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromHell

Dude with the charisma of a leprous toad: "Do you want to go from assignment to assignment like a professor? Or do you want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?"

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

GI Mason has his own colonized bang-maiden in bikini and sarong. we'll call her Ms. Wild Mason

#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromHell

@wohali @jonny @whknott Geez, they're still talking. Too weird for cinema #monsterdon

@wohali @whknott ok yes definitely, and if they start doing stuff on their own to affect the plot we are really in business #monsterdon

i would watch a horror movie about a mysterious island where you meet another version of yourself but they're older and have a weird faux cockney accent but everyone acts like its normal

#monsterdon

"I thought the Doctor said the natives are angry." <--- very telling statement

#monsterdon

The nuclear fallout has embued Mrs Kilgour with powerful bisexual energy #Monsterdon

and why is everyone else acting like its normal that there are two of the same woman?

#monsterdon

honestly, i prefer the extended jeep shots. #monsterdon

the subtitles say "speaking native language" but i do not believe them. #monsterdon

@cheribaker She's got Wandering Accent Syndrome. Let's hope it's terminal. #Monsterdon

btw
the wife of the beheaded guy was totally supposed to be a paper bag Lena Horne

#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromHell

#Monsterdon 3.05 rotgens … not great not bad. (wrong film)

since when did Joe Dimaggio turn blonde and go into acting?

#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromHell

That seemed like a VHS hit on the Tubi version? #monsterdon

"The radiation from the fallout is hardly more than a dental X-ray." But it's constant exposure, no? Is it as bad as constant exposure to the lamp from that dental X-ray camera?

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#Monsterdon Those are some good looking chickens though.

haha comical and weirdly graphics threats of violence against women

in case the racism wasn't enough for you

#monsterdon

FROM TRIVIA IT CAME

Spot the 1947 Periodic Table in the lab with only 96 elements! Physics worked differently back then.

#FromHellItCame 🔥
#Monsterdon

3.05 roentgen? PER WHAT

FOR FUCKS SAKE #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

haha these people are so silly and superstitious calling it 'devil dust' when really we're simply destroying their ecosystem and poisoning them all with radiation

#monsterdon

So, is Godzilla turning up? I just heard them talk about Pacific nuke tests...
#monsterdon

@diazona It's the hair. They didn't invent a second male hairstyle for white guys until 1964. #Monsterdon

The chickens have the best dialogue in the film so far. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame this movie begins with a nice beach and some well fed Polynesian people. At least I think they're Polynesian. They're doing some kind of campfire witchcraft party or something.

Then my stream failed. Hmm... this might limit my ability to be snarky at this movie.

#Monsterdon

Somebody keep an eye on our favorite @blogdiva . She may have some kind of seizure before this movie is over.

#FromHellItCame 🔥

Zombis, Devil dust, bad medicine, Indian torture, let's see how many more cultural misconceptions we can rip off

#monsterdon

I bet the chickens have an American accent, too. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I had to double check we’re hadn’t accidentally started in the middle of the movie.

that was a whole lotta racism to pack into two minutes

#monsterdon

Oh no! Death by chicken! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon thread for #FromHellItCame, which I promise to watch until I get bored!

“Let’s start chopping!”

*Dinosaur Jr. song starts *
#Monsterdon

IT

...From Hell Came

#Monsterdon

"I can handle a gun if the need arises"

Wait, what? I thought we were talking science?

#monsterdon

Good ol’ Tubi, got those ads up front. #Monsterdon

GET STUMPED #Monsterdon

Dear instancemates and fellow fedi ppl, if u can see this post, u are about to see a bunch of posts about a dang old tree monster. If you do not desire to see such posts, you should create a filter to hide them.

I have finally made a wiki page for #monsterdon since it is very mysterious without context: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon
and also for creating filters: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Filters
so we don't have to write the same thing so many times :)

@davesdogmaggie ohh I see. I've noticed that sometimes, that a post which appears to be a reply to someone doesn't actually show up as a reply.

Anyway my comment would probably apply to that one as well (as to most #Monsterdon -type movies)

@diazona weird. This was supposed to be a reply to someone. Can’t find the post now but I was commenting on the Up Next movie on Tubi, The Woman Eater. The premise “A mad scientist captures women and feeds them to a flesh eating tree which in turn gives him a serum that can bring the dead to life”. #Monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about From Hell It Came.

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

Pervasive casual racism and sexism, plus American scientists with booze, coffee and guns. Yeah, a real slice of the late 1950s.

But I don't think anybody was smoking.

Still, it did have a tree monster. And chickens. And a free-range monkey and moderate-sized snake sharing a shot.

#Monsterdon

@clayknight You will enjoy #Monsterdon then 🎉

Although the next couple weeks it looks like we're doing something a bit more modern, I'm sure it'll still be good though!

@paco sure thing, guv'na! #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie wait if there was either logic or a premise here I missed it 😂 (just kidding, mostly)

#Monsterdon

@Taweret this fucking makes my month :) a very special #Discworld #Monsterdon #Hogswatch to share with friends!

@trixter wat 😂

#Monsterdon

@trixter I think when we get back to #monsterdon polls those both really ought to be choices #monsterdonalert

That's a very woody #Monsterdon #DadJoke @jammerb ...very robust. Good one old chap!

Swamp Thing sure was different before Alan Moore rebooted it

#monsterdon

Gotta love the logic of the premise. #Monsterdon

Tubi thinks because I watched this turkey all the way to the end I am now in the mood to watch The Woman Eater. No, I think I'll call it a night, thanks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon American medicine is better AhahahahHahaha.

@Taweret OH FUCK YES. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

@Zerofactorial Terry Pratchett fans all over mastodon were briefly confused. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

ms kilgore went on to try for the role of Latrine in Robin Hood Men In Tights. #monsterdon

@jonny Not even Mrs Kilgore and Grotty Groot? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#Monsterdon That bloomin’ monster.

(Tubi says my next movie should be The Astounding She Monster. 🤔 ) #Monsterdon

She's called Pterry because she sounds like a Pterodactyl when she screams #monsterdon

LINDA WATKINS I CURSE THEE
#monsterdon

Well, that was certainly a movie. #Monsterdon

Oh I see. .He just really likes carrying unconscious women #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Shooting the knife. Finally caught up. American Magic.

@forestine Bleh. Like dry slugs humping :/ #Monsterdon

@jammerb 👏👏👏👏👏

#Monsterdon

RIP Tabanga. And Terry's valiant attempt at being an independent woman. 😭

Fantastic monster! Terrible humans. Fun commentary. Goodnight, #Monsterdon buddies.

that kiss was also really bad. like, wretched. #Monsterdon

@jammerb BOOOOOOO :P #Monsterdon

@blogdiva I don't get this one. Puzzle pin? #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#Monsterdon She’s back!! And they are giving her a gun. This can’t go wrong.

shooting didn't work- shoot it more, finally some classic #monsterdon

well that was something, at least we have this shot: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/111599175339550308
#monsterdon

Close but no cigar for Bingo tonight
#Monsterdon

🌲 FROM TRIVIA IT CAME

Actual movie review quotation: "And to hell it can go!"

#FromHellItCame 🔥
#Monsterdon

Tabanga can twitch his eyebrows!

#Monsterdon

"help help"
oh, ah, i just, you know, i've got this thing on. sorry-o.
#monsterdon

there is no way i am shipping that
#monsterdon

Interesting that they actually gave the ladies firearms. Movies of this vintage almost never do. #monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret and everyone else for making this horrible racist film a fantastic #monsterdon !

Do we really need to end on a racist note?

#Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature was all about an Ent that was having a very bad day! We had:

* A skull stick!
* Bored chickens! (They had no clucks to give!)
* Eric Ripert pretending to be a scientist!
* A tree stump monster!

#FromHellItCame

That's kind of... really bad movie screaming. #Monsterdon

"you just go on like that indefinitely" ya don't say. #monsterdon

They felled him with they bullets. #Monsterdon

I still can't get over the natives talking about witch doctors and "American magic" in perfect American accents

#Monsterdon

Someone please feed her to Tabanga. Please! That way she’ll finally shut up! #Monsterdon

Internet went out for a bit there but I was #TeamTabanga #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social Thanks for organizing!

#Monsterdon #FromHellItCame

That monster didn't kill nearly enough people. #Monsterdon

so the moral of the story is that they saw how you could shoot a knife into the heart of a Tabanga and that means western science is correct #monsterdon

Oh good i was worried Mrs. Kilgore just got killed but it was the other identical woman. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Guys. This is not a “trust the process” moment. You stay and make sure it works.

wrap it up with some mega-imperial racism, and top it all off with sexism. #monsterdon #FromHellItCame

#monsterdon I'm gonna say it Ms. Killgore is the only thing saving this movie right now, wandering through the foliage in back of the studio and running through every accent she's ever been called on to approximate nonstop for like 3 minutes straight

"American magic is better"

Man fuck this movie. :/ #Monsterdon