@SnoopJ running the light bill up! #monsterdon

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yeah what if this guy totally sucks, general

No line for Miss Brand

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Miss Grant Cannot Be Arsed. #monsterdon

Miss Brandt would like you TO NOT SIT IN HER LAP. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon miss smith has the munchies if i'm reading these donut shop signs correctly

I love how they're all packed into the back seat #Monsterdon

"I'm absolutely confident that nothing can go wrong."

Now you've done it, schmuck!!!!!

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We might get a Bechdel pass!

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That guy in the middle in the car has made absolutely ZERO facial expressions.

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You can just hear this guy thinking-Next step will be Shakespearen theater! #monsterdon

Good god, that's a FULL ACRE of backseat there! Car built back when cars were intended to house a family of four. #Monsterdon

We hung window blinds in the back of the car 'cause we couldn't afford rear projection.

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Police Squad in space!

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These aliens are too good for units, I see

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Think the director was like "CUT! No no no! I need you to be WAY more wooden" #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

BEER!

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That's not a missile. It's probably full of billionaire tourists #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this guy is the absolute nadir of… I dunno, I can't come up with anything. I just wanted to make fun of his name.

Dig that public domain sixties rock track!

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#Monsterdon doctor evil

@ryan AND NOW, MAXIMUM ENERGY *sick bass drop* #Monsterdon

My new car has everything - even Venetian blinds!

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and now... MAXIMUM ENERGY! This is what I will now be saying anytime I turn anything on. #monsterdon

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A big maximum energy WELCOME to all new participants and lurkers on #MONSTERDON tonight!

Meanwhile, at Cape Canaveral...

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Spock would be jelly

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Let's visit a rocket garden!

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We now go live to Yoyodyne headquarters

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@lysdexic I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing is the nadir

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destroy that stock footage nya ha ha

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~ramming speed~ maximum energy! #monsterdon

Team Space Lovitz

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this doctor type is *really* into blowing shit up

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MAXIMUM ENERGY!
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Maximum energy? We can't sustain that level of output!

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#Monsterdon he's so pleased with himself blowing up the missile i love it

Very curious how Frankenstein comes into play here. #monsterdon

Bat-Boy's early space career.

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They didn't even shave Tuvok's eyebrows there, that's cheap. #Monsterdon

Omgs whoever said the IA's dialogue feed was off was right -- I am gonna need more booze to handle this.

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"And now, Maximum energy!" Me on my 5th espresso. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

and now… MAXIMUM ENERGY [cackling]

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So bald Martian dude has pointed ears, but Martian Princess is wearing a hat, so can't tell if SHE has pointy ears?

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Okay, I knew about Frankenstein and the Space Monster, but I didn't know Nosferatu was in this too

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They've launched a missile attack against Temu emperor Todd!

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Something tells me Princess has destroyed a lot of missiles

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If this is this film's maximum energy we are in trouble

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This planet needs to learn how to use a selfie stick

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LAUNCH THE MOST SQUAT V5 YOU'VE EVER SEEN #monsterdon

The Telescanner 🤣 #Monsterdon

ooo Nice stock footage

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this is awesome already

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The music in this film is out of this world!
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There are worse things in heaven and earth than a stritched together reanimated corpse.

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#Monsterdon Holy crap, bald elf guy sounds like John Lovits…

Ah ha ha ha ha is that old Atlas footage?

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This gives "dance of the planets" a whole new meaning and I'm not sure I like it

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Plasma torpedos?! That's 21st century technology!

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Aha! They have launched a missile attack! It may be aimed at us!

cut to stock footage of Estes Model V rockets

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what an unbelievably promising everything about this #monsterdon

oh, you know, royalty, planet hopping tourists. #monsterdon

nice hat. #monsterdon

There it is, everyone, 100% of the entire science content for the entire film.

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Eerie music. Tense music. Experimental lighting. Theatrical royal costumes. #Monsterdon

some intelligent life, can't be looking at earth then can they

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Whoaaahhhh, Princess demands answers, Princess will be obeyed

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Yes, Commander Divine!

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#monsterdon Spectrographic probe! And instruct the stupid landing party that they need to wear space suits!

We have fuzzy olive on a toothpick approaching #Monsterdon

Well, the 21-cm hydrogen line is a thing, so points for ... science ... I guess?

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This guy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 21cm is respectable, I've been told

Intelligent life. Unlike on this flying saucer!

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#Monsterdon Two minutes in and we're already at the Nadir?

Colander p*rn #monsterdon

It's weird that they left the part out of Sagan's "Contact" about BOTH Frankenstein, AND the Space Monster.

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#monsterdon store brand title card is always promising...

MANSPLAINING isn't on my bingo card. Dammit.

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@annathepiper groovin'

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Billy Corgan! #monsterdon

Twenty-One Centimeters...

Is that for time travel?

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"What does that me?"

"We don't know, Princess"

😂

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The lack of things in focus is concerning. #monsterdon

FYI I'm doing an interpretive dance.

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I would like to meet the director of photography and shake their hand.

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Wow! the 21cm band.

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A very long and jerky establishing shot of a radiotelescope then some crazy optical effects. Seems very 1965

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A missile attack? in #Monsterdon!? oh nose! That guy has great ears. I bet star trek got some ideas...

Catchy beat here at the start ...

and it's Bat Boy!

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MIKE MYERS EVERYONE!

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Arthur C. Clark's fever dream. #Monsterdon #FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

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"What does that mean?" shall be our question of the hour I suspect

Are these actual film or video from an early spacecraft? Or special effects?

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Is this stock footage of some of the earliest launches into Space because that is kinda cool...

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FRANKENSTEIN
Meets The
SPACE MONSTER

Let's goooooooooooooooo

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Where's that mysterious ticking sound coming from?

...Kinda catchy...

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@sean Yeah, it's a 24-hour piece aimed at the Palomar Observatory :P #Monsterdon

Ooo-ooo-oooo

Ooo-wee-oooo

dum da dum

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