we can only
wait and see
if his brain can set us free

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@cs "People can be replaced, but those Aeros are _expensive_."

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Marvy space conspiracy! Outta sight!

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Go go go! Oh, I’m late.

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Inside Mitch McConnell's brain. #monsterdon

I like how the NASA transfer van is just a horse trailer with NASA TRANSFER VAN written on it

Everything is more official with block letters

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I want my own NASA Transfer Van

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Go Go time

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Pshhh. Peoples be cheaper than that machine. Shoot ‘em on up there! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sure has a lot of clocks on and televisions that rocket. Ground control to Colonel sanders...

see if they'd just had one of these for spock they wouldn't've had to go to that ice planet at all

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#monsterdon The frankenstein's computer brain is amazing.

Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon

This soundtrack is fucking wild

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Like this will be the grooviest launch ever man. Dig that rocket cat yeah!

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Why send a single, highly trained, adaptable human when we can send a highly technical patchwork cyborg the crashes mid-interview?

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Wow, they're combining the risk of a crewed mission with the shortcomings of a robotic mission.

On one hand, I do see the upside of "if it goes horribly wrong, no one actually died" but on the other, , ,

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#Monsterdon holy crap this soundtrack!

Wow, the music in this film is all over the place.

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She's looking at him like she wants to take his brain out.

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I LOVE THIS SOUNDTRACK. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Groovy tunes!

Every time the camera pans, I expect to see Rod Serling about to deliver a monologue. #monsterdon

A normal human being created out of normal human parts… does that make the colonel Frankenstein’s monster? #Monsterdon

i thought col. bluescreen looked familiar but according to letterboxd the only other thing he's done is a small part in a warren beatty movie #Monsterdon

Late for #monsterdon but here!

#Monsterdon so in the remake, we're casting Patton Oswalt as the general, right?

Space Jazz!

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#monsterdon Society was groovier in the sixties..

Or the machine tells you to mix glue with your tomato sauce to make the cheese stick?

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What if the machine breaks? Or something goes wrong with his brain? AGAIN?

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So, why not sent robots? Why send some sort of cyborg android?

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@moira No - that was a brain switch

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#Monsterdon dude's right that sending robots is safer, faster and cheaper for the vast majority of planetary exploration missions

They need the interior of a human skull to be dry and not humid.

A human body. They need --

They want an ugly bag of mostly water to be dry inside.

These people are not very good at their jobs, are they.

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Man froze like Mitch McConnell. #Monsterdon

[clapping hand emojis interspersed] get the politics out of my frankenstein #monsterdon

look scientist man is not wrong about the idea of unmanned space exploration

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wait a minute. that's the guy from return of the living dead

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did they just short him with a screwdriver! I hope someone dunked that tool in alcohol first. #monsterdon

the doc has a point

human spaceflight is wildly overrated by sentimental meatbags

send a robot, do way more science for way longer

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"a normal human being made out of normal parts" I'm not a fan of how you phrased that. #monsterdon

"Men are cheap! Why not just do that?"

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Robotman better get on the dancefloor at some point in this movie, or I'm gonna riot.

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"We can control him with this mechanism" he says, less than 5 minutes after it became abundantly clear they could not control him

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This is a high-tech lab, with multiple oscilloscopes and colored liquid in various flasks.

Made from perfectly normal human parts, too.

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@bunnyhero OH MY GODS

you win, it's over already xD

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#Monsterdon 🇵🇷 🧟‍♂️☄️ 🌌 👾 😱

GROOVY

Thank you for explaining to us, the witless audience, why a robot might be useful in space

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Goes well with Inside Job S01 (animated)

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so basically every politician is like this right

That simple mechanism was a block of plastic with a soldering gun tip attached to it. 😂

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_that_

was a lightswitch

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Eureka fans will recognize Deputy Andy's creepy grin

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I don’t think that would’ve happened if they’d used integrated circuits instead of that big old tube. #Monsterdon

It’s only Frankenstein if they said you were mad in Vienna. Otherwise it’s sparkling electric meat monster. #monsterdon

The only bingo square I've hit so far is the Godzilla one. It's going to be a long night.

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@Configures your guess is as good as mine!

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oooh, parts is parts #monsterdon

Someone whack him on the side of the head, he'll be fine #monsterdon

Half man.

Half machine.

ALL CHARM.

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#monsterdon I love the explanation of the colonel's control system..

“And now, gentlemen, the world’s smallest press conference.”
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Ewwwwwww #monsterdon

"yes, you smug fuck, now fuck off we're trying to get shit done."

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Um, this is more gross than I was expecting from this film #BrainSurgery #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "your dream of a milk-proof robot is a fool's errand!"

A vacuum tube! LOL

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He’s opening up his positronic matrix!

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OK, *that's* not something I needed to see while eating

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He's a cylon!

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Gotta reboot the astronaut, I guess?
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ChatGPT crashed, no rocket launch today!

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Oh, kernal sanders IS ai. That explains it

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Radio Shack-ass brain

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half a brain, a vacuum tube and some awful point to point wiring work.

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I somehow completely spaced out on #monsterdon. Jumping in at the nine minute mark to OH WOW going right in for the brain huh #monsterdon

Tube-brains give you much better sound….

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This man's head is full of bumblebee resistors! They'll absorb too much water and he'll never make it to mars!

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Oh that's a... wow.

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#Monsterdon Oh, so this is why we've only sent robots.

Well, he's more reliable than Tesla's robots at least.

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cyborg g g ggggggggggggggggggggg
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anyway is this movie gonna be a timely political cartoon for our time? god damnit #monsterdon

cocktails *after* the press conference, of course, how gauche of me to assume otherwise

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nice capacitors you got there frank

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Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie :/ #Monsterdon

Ooh that was unsettling, very good #Monsterdon

At least he died happy

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Oops, he froze, somebody reboot him. #monsterdon

Brain in a Jarhead?

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Install a better colonel

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@Taweret

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oh I see how it is

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:harold:

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That was unexpected.... and not completely in a bad way! #monsterdon

Fugue state general

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Oh no, is he a robot!??

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I made it in time to see the close-up of the frozen officer who never questions orders!! 🤨

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