WHY IS THIS... KISS?!
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Dang it dudes are we really blaming her because of her minidress?? Good lord.

Dude, you just got BURNED. "I didn't notice the least bit of stimulation."
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"Is that all there is to it?"

Devastating

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Ugh, this harrassment sequence #monsterdon

She's kind of the master of the disinterested burn, huh. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope she sucks the life out of him. without boning down

This girl grew up isolated, and these dudes are falling all over themselves to get their fun in.

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The way these guys act you could forgive any actual aliens watching our old television transmissions for assuming that our planet is ruled entirely by women

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what is this thing called love

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Of all things that someone says they can't produce on a spaceship high proof alcohol should not be one of them. Fermentation followed by distillation is trivial.

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I’m having PTSD flashbacks to Invasion Of The Star People

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“Pardon me, sir? Stuff?” I didn’t know the robot could sound snarky #Monsterdon

The treatment of the woman is the worst part of this movie, if I remember right, but there will be other cringey moments. Remember the cook?

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Oscar Goldman in n space
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The cook has a substance abuse problem, the robot should not enable it.

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#Monsterdon JFC that's awful mean

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Oh, Robbie. You and your isotope humor 💞

"FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT GENTLEMEN"

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ooh it's an electric forklift

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@strangefour
Dude lives alone with his daughter, and she chose to wear that? I'm noticing some red flags here.

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@Cherizilla

Maybe. Short-cicuiting the continuum on an X parsec level, could mean crossing that amount of space, maybe..?

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Two moons!

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I was starting to wonder if this was Dr. Moreau in space, but it’s starting to seem more like Dr. Doolittle in space.

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Kitty!

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Ah space sailors. #monsterdon

This version of Bringing up Baby is pretty damn good!

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@Lazarou

Honestly, Altair is an unlikely place for indigenous life. Too short a lifespan, I think.

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I'd love to be able to pet a tiger. #monsterdon

Planet of Giant Purple Broccoli

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Doe! A deer!

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An actual wolf whistle, great work 1956. #monsterdon

How Robby can make coffee with those T-Rex arms is an engineering marvel #Monsterdon

The Krell took a load of animals from Earth to be their pets, but what did they do with the belligerent and horny man-apes?

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BAMBI… IN… SPAAAAAAAACE!

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#monsterdon Bringing up Baby on Altair..

Why are there earth animals?!

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girl you blew the whistle you better got some goddamn leafs for us to chomp #monsterdon

"SPACE DEER!"

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The Forbidden Kitty!

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50s toxic masculinity is probably the most heckle-able part of this movie. It gets worse.

"How lucky I am, all three of you..."

Oh, she's poly, that's gonna come in handy. #Monsterdon

I like that Robbie looks lke a full analog robot
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#Monsterdon okay. Even if you're heterosexual there was nothing stopping you from having women on your team and like pairing up or something??????

robot coffee! #monsterdon

Anne Francis alert!

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Leslie rightfully suspicious. you're Morbin' charms won't work on me, sucker. #monsterdon

Oh. Of course he has a beautiful daughter.

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"charming feminine touches" thanks 1956

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We got this bingo square, for sure.

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How many of us here would like to live like that, with a robot doing all the work, alien secrets to hide from Leslie Neilson...

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"Succumbed to some dark, mysterious force" he says wearing a dark and mysterious outfit.

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We shall take our space Nescafe on the linnae.

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The Laws of Robotics in action. For the first time on film?
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Coffee is served! (Fiddlesticks, I should have prepared a bingo sheet.)

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sounding the interplanetary coffee klaxons #monsterdon

Love how those shutters come down

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Christ, these SFX are good

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What kind of dinner host pulls these tricks on their hosts though?

Tormenting his robot as well, dude ain't right....

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@moira Bond villian lair vibes from this guy. "I built this place to be away from humanity... but I do love a conversation pit." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope Robby DOES topple the house because these people suck

mm, Morb already treating people(-shaped robots) like things. Villain. #monsterdon

theres no way it cooks with those hands

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Once the cook discovered he couldn't shag the robot, he wasn't interested. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If that IS stalin they have to watch out because I hear he throws sick watch parties where you get drunk and watch movies until he passes out drunk just like you're in a Frat House (in the USSR)

Morb gone whack by hisself

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So how yall liking serious mode Leslie Neilson?
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Coming from a time of actual (supposedly) robot cars, I understand the sailor's unease....

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Robbie made them wear their seat belts at a time when US cars weren't even required to have them?

#Monsterdon "It promotes Rust" - typical programmer on mastodon, I see.

He sounds a little bit like Forrest Gump.

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That's cute that they didn't want to assume race or gender. The future is bright.

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they/them robot ftw

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Leslie Nielsen, in his first comedic role!
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Tuskin Raiders!

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I like how he makes a mechanical cash register sound when he talks

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#Monsterdon NO it's H.E.R.B.I.E.!!!!

SUB- TONGUES

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I hope in the real future we get robot servants who look like that

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it's TREMORS #monsterdon

Space suits not required, apparently

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@blue As far as I know (which admittedly isn't much) bosun is sort of an abbreviation for boatswain? Which is a naval rank, though I'm not sure what job it represents.

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This is the movie that made Robby a star. #monsterdon

wow, even little bits of dust blowing around? this movie had some skills i guess. #monsterdon

Whoa, is that Oscar Goldman on the crew?

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I really appreciate the model shots, and I love a good matte painting background! Excellent landing sequence.

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Leslie Neilson's hair is the shiniest hair

Morbius has all the catgirls to himself down there, and doesn't want to share.

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Satisfying 'clicks' from those old work surfaces, no silly touchscreens

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He did warn them from the start…! #Monsterdon

Bitch, we're landing. This isn't a space request.

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Morbin’ time #monsterdon

Short movie. Dr Morbius says everything's fine, time to go home. #Monsterdon

"The entire planet is mine, go away"

Whiteness in Space!

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It's Morbin time!

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JJ Abrams commanding?? and morbius!?

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Oops, got engrossed in viddy games, probably won't make #Monsterdon this week. >.>;

comparing this to the other 50s space movies we've done, there's a surprising lack of lying down in office furniture #monsterdon

Your 'lord' didn't make those worlds fucko....

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I think the bullfrogs in the pond that borders my apartment are trying to flirt with this soundtrack

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