I'd like to think Earth is special and WOULD attract interest from passing Space Gods....

#Monsterdon

exactly halfway through the film now
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Holy crap, what a great special effect with the tiger getting shot!!

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Dr. Morbius's music player looks alarmingly like a smart speaker #monsterdon

Sometimes, old stuff crosses a line. I was reading Watership Down to my kid a few years ago, and neither of us were into it. For me it was how the female rabbits were handled. This is close to the line

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The time has come for clarification! I'll strain the broth, you get the gelatin ready. #Monsterdon

If a man belittles you and acts possessive it means he likes you. 🤢
#Monsterdon

"Sit down. Now, I shall give you a history lesson. Be sure to take notes. There will be a quiz later."

#Monsterdon

Whenever Nielsen says "bosun," everybody drink. 🥃 #Monsterdon

Morbius is a Krell Supremacist

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doesthetigerdie.com

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#monsterdon Look at those graphics!

I appreciate that the captain isn't trying to force his attentions, but he is kind of Victorian. #Monsterdon

The tiger as an avatar of the unicorn for virginity detection? And yet virginity in this movie is just kissing. I mean I guess it is a social construct, but I'm not sure I'd take said social construct quite that far...

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#ForbiddenPlanet

Aaah!
Poor tiger.

At least Robby used stun. :welp:

I like his office....

#Monsterdon

YOU SHOT THE CAT

YOU SON OF A BITCH #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is he gay? Why didn't he want to look at her nakieness lol

QuickDraw McGraw there.

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wat. he killed her pet. #monsterdon

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Ah, yes, the 1950s when "biology" = "sex" for some reason.
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#Monsterdon What the HELL

like Jasmine, the tiger will eat you if you mess with her. #monsterdon

Y'know I _like_ Leslie Nielsen but he honestly may as well just be a slab of cheese in this film.

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#monsterdon Notice how the hair doesn't move. This is helmet hair.

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She has a slip on.

This is one of the iconic Scientist daughter tropes.

And that dress shows her arms.

This soundtrack would have been great for the underwater scenes of "Beyond Atlantis" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and BACK to the slut shaming

@cargot_robbie The Beamer. There's a BMW they use to communicate. #Monsterdon

captain looks like he's had an oil job
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Could we please get to the dead alien civilisation and not this 1950s rom com horror please?

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@neia The good ending. #monsterdon

"Geology and Bi..."

"Ology?"

"No. Sexual."

#Monsterdon

It's fun to think of all the millions of potential gags that would be happening in a scene like this in one of Leslie Nielson's later films. #monsterdon

Captain, stop trying to enforce your primitive ideas of modesty on this woman. #Monsterdon

This movie is way too horny #monsterdon

Did the robot say "if you need anything else, gentlemen, use the beaver?" #Monsterdon #AuditoryProcessingDisorder

#monsterdon Conveniently placed moss. Cookie is JEALOUS.

"Morning!"

"Good naked! I mean morning!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon if they need to run to the store, use the Beemer. They keys are in the bowl by the door.

Silly monkey, the fruit is clearly plastic. You can't actually eat it.

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Poor monkey!

No one was eating those fruit.

#Monsterdon Goddammit please leave Alta alone

even Robby has better things to do than hang out with these dumbasses. #monsterdon

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It is also a common trope that the woman is the scientist's daughter and she obeys him as if she's 5.

SHOCK THE MONKEY

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So _that's_ what happened to the little nazi monkey!

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#monsterdon You got a shitty attitude boy, you should make sure Cookie sucks all the horny out of you too. He is after all, our comfort boy.

"You stay here where you can't rape the only women in the star system"

#Monsterdon

Different hat styles!

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someone wrecked the phallic gadget! robby got someone too excited

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Cheeky Monkey! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Space pay.. but we're on a planet..

@ramsey 🎶Dr. Morbius you've got a lovely daughter! 🎶#monsterdon

keep expecting a Frank Drebin quip #Monsterdon

Space pay like hazard pay?

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Every so often I wish I could learn to play the theremin.

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Heh, Space Pay. No Altarian Dollars for this week! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon how DARE you enter REM sleep you sons of bitches

"A dream." *scoffs*

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space pay?

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What was I doing just now? Uhhh... oil job. Yes! Robots require lots of oil (for all you know).

#Monsterdon

First-person monster perspective shot? Reminds me a bunch of those same setups from "It Came From Outer Space".

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"I was giving myself an oil job." That's what all these perfect physical specimens have been doing for... 378 days. #monsterdon

The way he talks about his crewmen sounds like HE wants to fuck them

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"Joe, do you hear anything? Like a sort of…primitive synthesizer?"

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Typical. Everytime you start an oiljob, there's a beam at the lamp.

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Rob's not really made for hugging. #Monsterdon

These people keep asking Robby for all the things. It’s time for robot liberation.

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"I was giving myself an oil job"

That's what she said...

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Giving myself an oil job. No joke needed

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I'm not touching oil job. Too easy. #monsterdon

Robby knows how to self-care.

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lmao

"sorry miss, I was giving myself an oil job"

oh Robey The Robot, no filter!

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#Monsterdon Morbius please kill the awful scumbag men (with Robby and Alta)

"I was only trying to be nice about kissing the lieutenant!"

"Oh!" And then Morbius decides he needs to kill someone.

#Monsterdon

Leslie Nielsen has to get mad now for the script to prove that she's a silly girl who needs to be put in her place

#Monsterdon

At least the good doctor doesn't blame his daughter for the way she dresses.

Of course, it doesn't matter. She's self-censoring just fine!

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Maybe if he lies some more, he can get her to do other things too

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And none of these 18 perfect physical specimens had homosexual impulses? Really? Really? Commander I'm afraid you have your head in the sand.

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The only concerning bit of Alta's clothing is that she's somehow not getting her feat cut up on the rocks.

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"Giving myself an oil job" should be modern-day slang by all rights #monsterdon

Anne Francis should kill all these men before the monster does. The monster has not earned it.

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I don't like him either, Alta.

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Why yes Robby, 60 gallons of whiskey would be great.

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gross.

Alta, just start killing. It's faster, trust me. #Monsterdon

Space Wolf

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She's not feeling it dude. Where are the female astronauts? That would be better for her I'm sure.

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#Monsterdon GO FUCK YOURSELF :zagmad: :zagmad: :zagmad:

BOO DON'T SLUT-SHAME ALTA

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@maple
I think
"Is that all there is to it"
Is a pretty sick burn.
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Is this the 'sexual assault" by earthman that I have read about?
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I'm late getting on, where are we at in the movie?? #monsterdon

This is space sexual assault, lieutenant
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please no

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Is Cookie Earl Holliman? #Monsterdon

Alta, make him kiss the deer. #Monsterdon

I'd like you to look at my science science science thing. Sir? Sir? Are you even listening to me or are you staring at the only woman we've seen in 2 years?
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I love how Alta is unimpressed with the kissing.

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