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THE THRONE OF THE LAVA LAMP

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Are they going to kill all the Selenites now?

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Oh Bad Show I must say. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

"...oh, there's one of the defective ones right there"

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Selenites quite reasonable.

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I just want to reiterate this: https://don.monster/@ramsey/114373602701208070

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GET 'EM, WEEVILS

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Wow. That guy is such a dick.
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"Cabot, come on, it's time to show them English violence!" #Monsterdon

Honestly if I was an alien and I met this guy I'd want to eradicate all humans just to be safe too.

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I'd still like to know how the sphere actually works.

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The Great Oz steps out to reveal he's Q. #monsterdon

Why does Kate pronounce Cavor’s name differently than the two men do? #Monsterdon

I'd say the sodomite leader has good instincts. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yyyyyyup the head alien says "fuck you colonizer"

Seeing the number of science complaints, I'm surprised no one has mentioned the oddity of oxygen breathing life forms evolving where they need to create machines to make oxygen.

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MOST detest it.

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“Are we the baddies?”

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"defective" yeah, true. #monsterdon

He just has to fight someone in every scene. If only his pals are there, he fights his pals.

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dude this alien speaks perfect English by now, shut up

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Once I am done teaching the moon bugs about war I will give them an advanced course on imperialism #Monsterdon

"Tell you of war? Hold up, let me get the conman in here..." #Monsterdon

@strangefour you and me both

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"Tell me of war"

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oh great he is about instill the blood lust in them 🥴

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"kate drop the oxygen cylinder and come help me. now what else is left to get"
"the oxygen cylinder"
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"Tell me of war."

The alien sounds rather eager to learn of war.

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:Give me the Hydrospanner!

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@diazona As long as the furnishings spark joy in the inhabitants it's justifiable #monsterdon

Kate, drop Arnold and help the cylinder.
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#Monsterdon i bet if they pulled back the blinds a little the cavorite panels would be a lot lighter

Kate seems to have developed quite a talent for getting herself trapped in glass containers

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I lost interest in this movie about 20 minutes ago

Also, Caracticus is not who I’d choose to explain humanity to the Selenites #Monsterdon

Why sleep? Seems like it's time to shake a leg and get out.

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Whispery Selenite Gives You an Eye Exam ASMR

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"our irises protect our eyes from the blazing glory of the sun, see?"

*shines a little flashlight*

"please, it's too bright"

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I want a giant crystal throne room.
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'Yes sir'?????

come closer I wish to see this "iris"
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Count of giant rooms full of useless but colorful things increases....

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Of course there's a Grey running the show. That answers so many questions. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

And of course the natives are incredibly intelligent and well-spoken and the Englishman is shouting and monosyllabic. #Monsterdon

Come closer. Let me see... your eyes...

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"Come closer..." I wish to pluck forth your iris so I may examine it

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Marly lights, aren't.

[ hack cough wheeze]

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gonna zonk his brain?
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I like the whispering alien. Neat effect. #monsterdon

Kate and Arnold rebuild the whole ship alone?
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Yes. I could use a London fog about now myself. Anyone going to the café?

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ASMR, Advanced Selenite Moon Roach #monsterdon

They should have brought a diplomat.

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@strangefour moon chicken jockeys

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I kind of want to see the Tarantino version of this movie where fucked up things happen to the whimsical moon visitors.

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"...I am the great and mighty Oz!"

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Don't tell me this asshole is gonna kill one of um while they are hibernating... #monsterdon

Is that an Netherportal? Oh no is this a tie in to Minecraft?
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Hold on. ON the moon? #monsterdon #thefirstmeninthemoon

All that coughing and no mask. Mmmmm Hmmm.. see where this goes. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

It's JOHNNY BIGHEAD! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Not overly worried, but ... how much of a Humanities education does this scientist have? Not that the 1901 state of the arts would overcome British imperialism.

@paco I reckon the bugs picked her up (once they woke back up) and put her back in her cage. #Monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

The music and set design are telling me this is the climax of the movie, but nothing else is

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Uhh, I bet the alien leader will try to eat Cavor
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yeah, that's it Meier, just cough all your gross earth germs all over the place. at least we know now why the UN expedition didn't find any aliens on their moon landing. #monsterdon

This big staircase set looks great #monsterdon

This #Monsterdon might be plodding along a bit but visually it's quite a work of art

... add big-brained Selenites

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I'm confused on exactly what the aliens do besides go into some kind of stasis, decorate with a lot of crystals, and learn languages really quickly

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The bug people seem familiar. But I just can't place it. Shame. Well here's a shot of some alien native guards in a hallway.
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Is this, like, moon Stonehenge?

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the moon bugs have glass but not shatterproof glass

You know what this place needs? Jagged hydraulic doors

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There's a run on the Selenite bank! Now listen, I can't give you your crystals, I don't have the crystals, they're in your pod, Zork! And in your pod, Greedo!!

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ARNOLD arnold Rimmer he is also a fantastic swimmer he

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Bedford is the absolute worst person to take exploring new worlds and discovering new civilizations.

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I thought they had left kate sleeping on the floor? #monsterdon

@PastaThief stasis + long flights -> yes please #monsterdon

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Selenite "going to sleep sound" was re-sed in a Space 1999 episode.

More stairs? O K

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(RESOUNDING CLANG)

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The great and mighty Oz!

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Wow the effects are just fantastic, gosh darn it.

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They're sacrificing the prof to Tezcatlipoca. #Monsterdon

Their own walk-in cotton candy dispenser.

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alright, back to work. blblblblbl #monsterdon

@goinfawr unless someone else is sneaking up behind you

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Their stick is too long!

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"I want to see their Pon Farr ceremony before we go!" #monsterdon

Moon-pa, moon-pa, loompa dee Moon

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Rule #1 of Suspense flick;

NEVER SNEAK UP BEHIND SOMEONE
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Arnold would look good wrapped up in one of those cocoons

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To be fair, I would be somewhat creeped out.

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Will we get any trial by combat on this movie?
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"Ho ho ho, I have an elephant gun."

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Now he's got a shotgun. Ho Ho Ho. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

... and they're just going to go to sleep rather than, say, try to get their ship back together and GTFO before the eclipse ends ?

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@Victorsigmoid Every new beginning comes from Selenites on the moon. #Monsterdon

@Taweret yup

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@amyfou Chicks dig 'em #monsterdon