oh yeah, this was in fact a flashback, wasn't it. #monsterdon

Oooh giant tanks of colorful moon liquids! :blobcatscience:

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but how will they get home without CALCULATIONS

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Cavill, I would also prefer eternity on the moon over riding back to earth with those two

And the virus is expelled. #Monsterdon

Worst alien creature noises ever

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@hollie TBH I kind of thought that's what was actually happening before I got distracted by making Nyah memes

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I refuse to believe that eating this entire box of Junior Mints was a bad idea

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One Brit with a gun is fucking up an entire civilization... This movie is a condemnation of the British. Truly this is a masterpiece.
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Blast off into the depths of Space, never seen from again......

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Yep. That's totally how you use a gun. (I'm a bit behind now, VLC buffered hard)
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I tell ya, they're kobolds!

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Is that a homburg? I'm thinking about getting a new hat. Fedora is out for obvious reasons. I don't think I can pull off a bowler. Homburg is a possibility

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Are the chickens still in the sphere? Or do we get proper moon chickens back in 1964? #monsterdon

you know the controls!*

*advanced calculus

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This needs to be a Busby Berkely with all those stairs and all those creatures waiting in crowds at the verge.

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@CactuarJoe Imperial idea old man. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

"Mr. Cay-ver"! 😬

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Haha! One day he'll explain.

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@hollie That would be a great twist, it had just never occurred to them before but now that he explains it... 🤔

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Hold the cylinder Cinderellie, get in the module Cinderellie

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they might as well bring home some sleeping selenite chemical engineers, get some good patents out of them when they get home

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they put food coloring in those giant water bubblers didn't they - we had the same colors in our easter egg kit

maybe it's time to bring those Unemployed Reserve Guys to life
?

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Cavor is too British, for his own good.

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And they broke the roof again.

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"Well I was going to refuse to help because you destroyed all hope of communicating with an alien race and fucked First Contact beyond all reason, but since you asked nicely, sure, I'll help." #Monsterdon

I'll bet Jack O'neill would be able to explain earth better than this doc. #monsterdon #stargate

Scientist Meierlink could redeem his entire self by simply leaving The Couple That Scams Together behind to be cocooned by the moon bugs. #monsterdon

kate's one point of affecting the plot so far has been to say "please mr cavill" and him to go "ok" #monsterdon

"Oh, all right. I suppose I'll help you escape, even though you're the absolute worst." —Cavor

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I really hope Kate married someone else. #monsterdon

Psyche only wishes he had that much psyonic energy

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Arnold and Cavor take turns being the biggest idiot #monsterdon

He's reached

THE THRONE OF THE LAVA LAMP

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Are they going to kill all the Selenites now?

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Oh Bad Show I must say. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

That was a big explosion. Does that mean we are at war now?

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"...oh, there's one of the defective ones right there"

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Selenites quite reasonable.

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I just want to reiterate this: https://don.monster/@ramsey/114373602701208070

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GET 'EM, WEEVILS

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I want the alien to make the British scientist defend colonialism, and then in a horrible twist of fate realize he's just convinced the aliens to take earth AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS AAHHHHHH

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Wow. That guy is such a dick.
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"Cabot, come on, it's time to show them English violence!" #Monsterdon

Honestly if I was an alien and I met this guy I'd want to eradicate all humans just to be safe too.

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The Great Oz steps out to reveal he's Q. #monsterdon

I'd still like to know how the sphere actually works.

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Why does Kate pronounce Cavor’s name differently than the two men do? #Monsterdon

I'd say the sodomite leader has good instincts. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yyyyyyup the head alien says "fuck you colonizer"

Seeing the number of science complaints, I'm surprised no one has mentioned the oddity of oxygen breathing life forms evolving where they need to create machines to make oxygen.

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MOST detest it.

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“Are we the baddies?”

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"defective" yeah, true. #monsterdon

He just has to fight someone in every scene. If only his pals are there, he fights his pals.

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dude this alien speaks perfect English by now, shut up

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Once I am done teaching the moon bugs about war I will give them an advanced course on imperialism #Monsterdon

@Lazarou They should have their own Youtube channel, definitely #monsterdon

"Tell you of war? Hold up, let me get the conman in here..." #Monsterdon

Charlie becoming violent is the indictment of Western Civilization we've been waiting for

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@strangefour you and me both

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"Tell me of war"

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oh great he is about instill the blood lust in them 🥴

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tell me of war

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

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"kate drop the oxygen cylinder and come help me. now what else is left to get"
"the oxygen cylinder"
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"Tell me of war."

The alien sounds rather eager to learn of war.

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:Give me the Hydrospanner!

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@diazona As long as the furnishings spark joy in the inhabitants it's justifiable #monsterdon

Kate, drop Arnold and help the cylinder.
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#Monsterdon i bet if they pulled back the blinds a little the cavorite panels would be a lot lighter

Kate seems to have developed quite a talent for getting herself trapped in glass containers

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I lost interest in this movie about 20 minutes ago

Also, Caracticus is not who I’d choose to explain humanity to the Selenites #Monsterdon

Why sleep? Seems like it's time to shake a leg and get out.

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Whispery Selenite Gives You an Eye Exam ASMR

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"our irises protect our eyes from the blazing glory of the sun, see?"

*shines a little flashlight*

"please, it's too bright"

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I want a giant crystal throne room.
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'Yes sir'?????

come closer I wish to see this "iris"
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Count of giant rooms full of useless but colorful things increases....

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Of course there's a Grey running the show. That answers so many questions. #Monsterdon #FirstMenintheMoon

And of course the natives are incredibly intelligent and well-spoken and the Englishman is shouting and monosyllabic. #Monsterdon

Come closer. Let me see... your eyes...

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"Come closer..." I wish to pluck forth your iris so I may examine it

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Marly lights, aren't.

[ hack cough wheeze]

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gonna zonk his brain?
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I like the whispering alien. Neat effect. #monsterdon

Kate and Arnold rebuild the whole ship alone?
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Yes. I could use a London fog about now myself. Anyone going to the café?

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ASMR, Advanced Selenite Moon Roach #monsterdon

They should have brought a diplomat.

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@strangefour moon chicken jockeys

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I kind of want to see the Tarantino version of this movie where fucked up things happen to the whimsical moon visitors.

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"...I am the great and mighty Oz!"

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Don't tell me this asshole is gonna kill one of um while they are hibernating... #monsterdon

Is that an Netherportal? Oh no is this a tie in to Minecraft?
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Hold on. ON the moon? #monsterdon #thefirstmeninthemoon

All that coughing and no mask. Mmmmm Hmmm.. see where this goes. #Monsterdon #TheFirstMenInTheMoon

#Monsterdon Not overly worried, but ... how much of a Humanities education does this scientist have? Not that the 1901 state of the arts would overcome British imperialism.

It's JOHNNY BIGHEAD! #Monsterdon