anyway welcome to the Natural Disasters Stock Footage Festival

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New Nun-B-Gone, leaves behind nothing but the fresh scent of pine! #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Godzilla is coming ashore! #Monsterdon

beam the nuns up, Scotty!
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@CactuarJoe
I have expected this since Catholic elementary school.

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This is what happens when aliens only watch FOX news. #Monsterdon

radio transmissions are space diseases? 🗼

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wait

did the trailer actually spoil the ending

I mean, not a new thing but still

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Earth is emitting diseases and contaminating the universe

Through space

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"They're contaminating the universe" Okay, that kind of tracks. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

Ruh roh! Network troubles! Remember everything until we get the feed back.

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If I were to tell someone I watched a movie with Christopher Lee that had evil nuns as the front for an alien invasion I bet they would say, "that sounds really entertaining!"

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Alien vs Predator Priest

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@yatsu Oh man, the fact Chris never got to play a Vulcan is *criminal* #Monsterdon

That globe is spinning awfully fast.

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kinda reminds me of that new 'chill out' bit at Glastonbury Festival...

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Hey, that's not how this 'agreement' wor.... urk!

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What gets agreed to on Earth stays on Earth

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Throbby glowstick obtained.
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Way to go Wally, it's the 1959 reactor meltdown all over again.

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I have "Kill it with fire" on my bingo card.

Can that apply to the screenplay, or…

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oh no they really needed failsafe backups on those tanks

The guards were like hey is that the alarm or just that 🤬ing soundtrack

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your mission, Monsterdonians, if you choose to accept it…is to create a better movie concept than this using the same basic elements (professor and wife, ominously coordinated natural catastrophes, alien space base convent, "crystal" MacGuffin involved in some way). You don't have to write the whole screenplay, just a plot synopsis.

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@CactuarJoe It's like someone crossed a klaxon with a sad trombone.

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Oh oh. That can't be good - Guard

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@Lazarou

Oh heck, yeah we have Scaramanga in this!

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OK now I want a sitar as my alarm noise

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The guard with the gun isn't mad, he's just disappointed #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Yep. There’s his buddy guard from early in the film.

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I'm no radiation expert, but shouldn't he have waited to take off the gear before, you know, leaving the room?
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so he needs all of that shielding...but also tinfoil just works.

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Whoops, wum-wum budget ran out. #Monsterdon

It's Chekhov's Glowstick!!. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

Poor John's wife couldn't even recognise him, Andrew beat him so hard....

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Did they just sell chloroform at the corner drug store in the 70s?

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I won't lie, I had higher hopes for this one
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I feel like whoever is playing the synths here is just randomly testing noises and stuff at this point
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I know I mocked the "sound programmer" earlier but the "music" is the least terrible part of this movie. I'm not saying it's good, but it is noticeably less terrible.
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@Lazarou

Like, who's gonna steal a giant rocket, dude?

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oh no there's a chair in the background like my dad's been asking me to keep an eye out for an antique malls and I want to grab it

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"Hey, quick question, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

I would chloroform way more people if it came with that sound effect

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man we really gotta be taxing churches if they can afford to build their own fully staffed underground intergalactic weapons manufacturing facilities #monsterdon

Pocket chloroform, part of every computer scientist's everyday carry. #Monsterdon

"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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@RobynGoodfellow Either that or a 1:10 scale External Tank?

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Don't film the giant dildo.

"I'm not!"

🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️📽️

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Movie, I appreciate the vibe, but you need to have stuff happen

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The father is down!
" WE'VE exhausted all the possibilities.
All except two."

Looks at the two prisoners.
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Sure, that's cool, just... every rung of the ladder. The audience won't know he climbed it if you don't show him climbing it!

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Doesn't he have a pass to this building? Does he have to sneak in?
I confused.

@cocaine_owlbear The problem is they didn't edit it.

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It's like watching Carl Sagan hold up a 7-11. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

So… I've heard of movies being found in the cutting room, but this movie feels more like it was left there.

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... running docker commands in the terminal I'm so bored...

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Oh, so that’s why he bothered asking about John’s family when he visited the lab

Chekov’s Polite Conversation #Monsterdon

"Now lets get you into a habit and give you some secateurs" #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

#monsterdon I bet those replacement nuns would literally fight hand-to-hand combat for a box of buzzity love and some batteries. :)

Music by Miss Johnson's elementary piano class. #monsterdon
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seems like that actress has aged 10 years since this movie started #Monsterdon

Kissing and hugging in front of clergy. The humans are the REAL monsters!
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everybody loves John Davies then...

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If it was utopia, why did you LEAVE?

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All action must be followed by listless energy draining talking head scenes.
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“I trust you slept well.”

Aliens have an amazing level of sarcasm.

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Zootopia

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"no toast???"

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Really getting as much as they can out of the crane rental #monsterdon

Their juice game is tight

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This movies feels like a rejected episode from "Twilight Zone"
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everyone is so nunchelant about that car exploding

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#monsterdon Well, the aliens blew up a car, so the only logical thing to do is to give up, hang our heads, and go back.

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coffee & OJ? In this economy?

HOW is there half an hour left

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I like that they had Christopher lee walk in from the dark, like he was a surprise. #monsterdon
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Welp. Something happened. The pyrotechnician got to blow up a car. That means this is a good movie, right???
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"I know.

"Welcome to St. Catherines."

Yanno if you've been to st cath's ontario you would also be nervous

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Well, that car blowed up. Blowed up real good. Nice gratuitous explosion.

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🎵 Welcome to the Mission San Catherine's
what a lovely place
what a lovely place
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Psychically exploding cars is one of the nuns' superpowers I bet

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The nun's globe seems to be off balance. Or maybe the wobble is the source of the earthquakes?

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and that’s why you get regularly scheduled oil changes #Monsterdon

I look away for ONE second, and the car explodes??
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Tonight, on Maximum Overnun

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I do enjoy when car blow up real good.

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The car exploded.. Goodbye budget..

Those nuns get a bit carried away with the ordnance.

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A dude taking on two hitch hikers in SoCal got what he deserved. #Monsterdon

@Cosmosis hey the more the merrier

or maybe something about misery loving company is more appropriate

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It's the End of the World as we know it

Z Z Z

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*more running in the dark

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Music is farting

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A brave movie to ask the question, "What if God was an alien?"

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Obligatory Christopher Lee's face in shadow shot, of course

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OMG that lighting on Christopher Lee’s face, and the synth music as we zoom in on him!

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You know what this needs? More running in the dark.
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to enjoy this film i think i need some emergency speed

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#monsterdon It's just a jump to the left, such as this one.