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Doesn't he have a pass to this building? Does he have to sneak in?
I confused.

"I was told quite categorically by the producer that they had Arthur Kennedy, Richard Basehart, José Ferrer, John Carradine--I was told categorically that these people were signed to do this film. All fine actors. That was totally untrue."

— Christopher Lee

and yet reviews said "Lee gave a very good performance, much better than the movie deserved" because he always did.

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@cocaine_owlbear The problem is they didn't edit it.

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It's like watching Carl Sagan hold up a 7-11. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

So… I've heard of movies being found in the cutting room, but this movie feels more like it was left there.

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... running docker commands in the terminal I'm so bored...

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Oh, so that’s why he bothered asking about John’s family when he visited the lab

Chekov’s Polite Conversation #Monsterdon

"Now lets get you into a habit and give you some secateurs" #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

#monsterdon I bet those replacement nuns would literally fight hand-to-hand combat for a box of buzzity love and some batteries. :)

Music by Miss Johnson's elementary piano class. #monsterdon
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seems like that actress has aged 10 years since this movie started #Monsterdon

Kissing and hugging in front of clergy. The humans are the REAL monsters!
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everybody loves John Davies then...

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If it was utopia, why did you LEAVE?

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All action must be followed by listless energy draining talking head scenes.
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“I trust you slept well.”

Aliens have an amazing level of sarcasm.

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Zootopia

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"no toast???"

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Their juice game is tight

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Really getting as much as they can out of the crane rental #monsterdon

This movies feels like a rejected episode from "Twilight Zone"
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everyone is so nunchelant about that car exploding

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#monsterdon Well, the aliens blew up a car, so the only logical thing to do is to give up, hang our heads, and go back.

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coffee & OJ? In this economy?

HOW is there half an hour left

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I like that they had Christopher lee walk in from the dark, like he was a surprise. #monsterdon
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Welp. Something happened. The pyrotechnician got to blow up a car. That means this is a good movie, right???
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"I know.

"Welcome to St. Catherines."

Yanno if you've been to st cath's ontario you would also be nervous

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Well, that car blowed up. Blowed up real good. Nice gratuitous explosion.

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🎵 Welcome to the Mission San Catherine's
what a lovely place
what a lovely place
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Psychically exploding cars is one of the nuns' superpowers I bet

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The nun's globe seems to be off balance. Or maybe the wobble is the source of the earthquakes?

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and that’s why you get regularly scheduled oil changes #Monsterdon

I look away for ONE second, and the car explodes??
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Tonight, on Maximum Overnun

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I do enjoy when car blow up real good.

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The car exploded.. Goodbye budget..

Those nuns get a bit carried away with the ordnance.

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A dude taking on two hitch hikers in SoCal got what he deserved. #Monsterdon

@Cosmosis hey the more the merrier

or maybe something about misery loving company is more appropriate

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It's the End of the World as we know it

Z Z Z

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*more running in the dark

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Music is farting

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A brave movie to ask the question, "What if God was an alien?"

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Obligatory Christopher Lee's face in shadow shot, of course

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OMG that lighting on Christopher Lee’s face, and the synth music as we zoom in on him!

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Did I enjoy last weeks movie more? Or am I regretting not having alcohol for the movie this week? Only the clone of Christopher Lee knows for sure.
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You know what this needs? More running in the dark.
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to enjoy this film i think i need some emergency speed

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#monsterdon It's just a jump to the left, such as this one.

Imagine how much worse this would be if we could see what's going on

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“When they sleep…”

Joke’s on you. They don’t sleep.

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"I'm afraid, they're so powerful!".
"Well, you take half, and I'll take half, and if it's still a tight-fit we'll just have to use more lube, or break out another pill."

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Catholic aliens. They are really creepy
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She's thinking about signing the contract to be in this movie

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Was Science Dude Boran already on the aliens' side before they used his wife as a hostage? Because he seemed pliant but not keen

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#monsterdon "Emergency speed!"

Ah yes. Of course.

"We used what you humans would call a time warp."
"Really? We got something right? Awesome."
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"You will lose your wife."
"Not my wife! I have a framed photo of her on my desk and everything!"
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An emergency speed close to 200 million kilometers per second is over 66% the speed of light.

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Emergency speed? This technobabble is so badly written. It's like a dumb person trying to write Star Trek nonsense and somehow making it worse.
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She is a really good actor. "I'm afraid!"
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“Let’s do the time warp!”

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@Taweret This whole film is out of focus. The visuals, the sound, the writing, all of it. #Monsterdon

Let's do the time warp again

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🎵Let’s do the Time Warp again 🎶
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The speed coordination system would be renamed in the Reagan administration to Star Wars

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"You murdered six nuns and a priest?"

We were coloring Easter eggs and it got a little out of hand.

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"We mastered cloning…"

Me, half listening: The Church did human cloning???

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Let’s do the time warp again!

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They were just beginning to understand cloning? In 1977? I mean, not really.
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Love a good "What you humans would call..."

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LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!

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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
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It's just a step to the left!!!

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It's just a jump to the left. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

let's do the time warp again!

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It's just a step to the left...

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Wait, *years*? Like it's possible that they only got this tech few decades ago?

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Wow, this is some impressive technobabble.
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"velocity-time relationships" you mean DISTANCE?

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Is the Space Pope reptilian?

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Those nuns just had an expression I recognized: Cocaine Owlbear used an improper declension in Latin class. Again.

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The aliens put Christopher Lee in the Orgasmatron Ray!

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oh look i just found the resonant frequency of my living room :vibratingfuzzy:

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Wait what why? They had a spare Christopher Lee and just melted him for what reason?
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[Close-up shots of every nun]
ME: Name this band
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You have two priests inside of you.
One of them is Dracula.
The other one is an alien pretending to be a nun.

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...with admittedly decent electronic music.

@ottaross This movie could have been an email?

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Tech nuns from outer space
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"they've got a Killing Pyramid!"

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🎶I’m going… home.

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Giving the people what they want, stately processions w/ bad lighting. #Monsterdon

NOTHING IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ah! We have black-frocked Lee and white-frocked Lee. Very subtle.

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if Christopher Lee was the pastor, I probably would have gone to church more often... and probably still have wound up a Pagan...

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@ramsey "I need a young priest and an old priest."

"Sir, we just have Christopher Lee."

"Ah, well fuck it. Use him twice."

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i bet these guys are on, like, Vatican III

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