Imagine how much worse this would be if we could see what's going on

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“When they sleep…”

Joke’s on you. They don’t sleep.

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"I'm afraid, they're so powerful!".
"Well, you take half, and I'll take half, and if it's still a tight-fit we'll just have to use more lube, or break out another pill."

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Catholic aliens. They are really creepy
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She's thinking about signing the contract to be in this movie

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Was Science Dude Boran already on the aliens' side before they used his wife as a hostage? Because he seemed pliant but not keen

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#monsterdon "Emergency speed!"

Ah yes. Of course.

"We used what you humans would call a time warp."
"Really? We got something right? Awesome."
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An emergency speed close to 200 million kilometers per second is over 66% the speed of light.

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"You will lose your wife."
"Not my wife! I have a framed photo of her on my desk and everything!"
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She is a really good actor. "I'm afraid!"
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“Let’s do the time warp!”

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@Taweret This whole film is out of focus. The visuals, the sound, the writing, all of it. #Monsterdon

Let's do the time warp again

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🎵Let’s do the Time Warp again 🎶
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The speed coordination system would be renamed in the Reagan administration to Star Wars

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"You murdered six nuns and a priest?"

We were coloring Easter eggs and it got a little out of hand.

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"We mastered cloning…"

Me, half listening: The Church did human cloning???

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Let’s do the time warp again!

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They were just beginning to understand cloning? In 1977? I mean, not really.
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Love a good "What you humans would call..."

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LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!

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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
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It's just a step to the left!!!

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It's just a jump to the left. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

let's do the time warp again!

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It's just a step to the left...

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Wait, *years*? Like it's possible that they only got this tech few decades ago?

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Wow, this is some impressive technobabble.
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@ohiofi Gelgamek #monsterdon

"velocity-time relationships" you mean DISTANCE?

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Is the Space Pope reptilian?

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Those nuns just had an expression I recognized: Cocaine Owlbear used an improper declension in Latin class. Again.

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The aliens put Christopher Lee in the Orgasmatron Ray!

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oh look i just found the resonant frequency of my living room :vibratingfuzzy:

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[Close-up shots of every nun]
ME: Name this band
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You have two priests inside of you.
One of them is Dracula.
The other one is an alien pretending to be a nun.

@Binder #monsterdon

...with admittedly decent electronic music.

@ottaross This movie could have been an email?

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Tech nuns from outer space
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"they've got a Killing Pyramid!"

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🎶I’m going… home.

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Giving the people what they want, stately processions w/ bad lighting. #Monsterdon

NOTHING IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ah! We have black-frocked Lee and white-frocked Lee. Very subtle.

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if Christopher Lee was the pastor, I probably would have gone to church more often... and probably still have wound up a Pagan...

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@ramsey "I need a young priest and an old priest."

"Sir, we just have Christopher Lee."

"Ah, well fuck it. Use him twice."

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i bet these guys are on, like, Vatican III

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Hang on...is this entire film just an elaborate Jack Chick tract?
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#monsterdon The nuns take turns praying to the aliens for the best roses.

Will no one help the widow's son #Monsterdon

So this convent has a band?

Daft Nuns

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sub-warp speed huh

while you're in an underground bunker

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Everyone just sit here while we make the most of all these expensive props.
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Now I'm getting Catholic Church is behind a world wide conspiracy vibes crossed with "And they're aliens!"

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They sure are lucky. Every time they stumble on some place super secret, they get taken on a guided tour.

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pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

wooooeeeeeoooo wooooeeeeeeoooo

woaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooowwww

🎵

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Did this movie just become a classic Doctor Who episode?
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also WHAT A TWEEST

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Neow neow neow!

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OH no! The cat alarm won't stop!

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#monsterdon Perhaps he should have asked his friend in that underground NSA facility about the convent?

Wouldn't that make sense? In case it was another spy facility?

Name one other movie where the nuns are aliens. #monsterdon

space nuns?

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@CactuarJoe

She calls it "The Stranger"

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nundroids hauling them down into the nunderground

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@xerozohar Pope's gonna sue me for telling their competitors about their cash flow problems D: #Monsterdon

So evil alien convent.

If a guy pops out of blue police box I'm going to bed.

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Wow St. Catherine’s is REALLY high tech!

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Oops all Christopher Lees

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@Lazarou admire their commitment to doing dumb things together #Monsterdon

Sister Mary Catherine is a bit of a brute.

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The only thing we can do Pinky. Try to take over the Convent.

NARF!

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"What are we gonna do?"
"The only thing we can do."
"Report it to your connections in the government and military?"
"No, go it alone. What could go wrong?"
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This is the music that plays every time I open Claude Code.

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We should definitely not tell anyone else on Earth about this alien threat. #Monsterdon

@mxchara I think that character was mostly Stanley Tucci realizing what movie he was in and rolling with it to enjoy himself.

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"The only thing we can do. Smoke like chimneys."

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"What are we going to do?"

"The only thing we can do... fuck."

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oh hooray, night has fallen again

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Jesus is a Russian spy!

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See this looks more like you're just intercepting spy satellite messages, with the world's worst encryption

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The source of these messages is really unclear. These are supposed to be aliens, not secret government communications he's intercepting?

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That suit jacket was banned by the Moire Convention.
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I don't actually see a computer in this room. I see 2 line printers, 3 terminals, a 9-track tape drive.... behind him more printing terminals / teletypes....

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He is likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Should've brought a torch.

(Are any of these old text/ASCII based game jokes landing, or am I only amusing myself? Don't get me wrong, imma jeep making them either way…)

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@Louisa bore-or movie

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#monsterdon does it count as a horror movie if nothing happens?

Boop meter failure

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(demolishing the Sweet and Spicy cones, there's not much else happening after all)

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They left their proton packs in the car. What happens when that PKE meter goes to eleven?

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I think he'd be better off if he had a machine that went "ping"

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I always knew nuns were pod people

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Coming up: one solid hour of the beeping machine and no monster

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And now the Ghost Hunters portion of the movie. What will show up on the EVP this time?
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This is the most dramatic soundtrack ever for people slowly walking around a residential building

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The convent is a motor lodge?

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@amyfou@lingo.lol I am forcefully escorted around the convent

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Oh. Christopher Lee is a priest?

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Well. It's. An attempt at blocking & panning. So. Good for you. Good for you. #Monsterdon