Obviously…velocity-time relationships.

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@bstacey @dogwelder I didn’t know there was a version with the muppets! I’d Miss Piggy playing Mrs Boran and Kermit Professor?#Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@ramsey apparently, not any more…?🤷

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"you are an intelligent man." He can't be too bright if he ended up in THIS movie....

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@jonny true! It just feels oddly prominent this time around. Like we were in perfect sync and are diverging rapidly.

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Sigh this is no "Dark Habits"

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"you are an intelligent man, professor"

so these aliens' standards are a little low then...

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#monsterdon Wow, the way this movie delivers in the last half

Missing #Monsterdon because in my infinite wisdom I decided to go for an ambitious sunset ride that would DEFINITELY overlap. It was a nice ride, but missing the fun ritual for sure. Enjoy(?) the movie

"All except two possibilities.
The last two humans left on Earth."
"But we need them for other purposes."

We established from last week's feature that TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT ENOUGH TO REPOPULATE A PLANET.

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#monsterdon thrill as our heroes quietly observe while Christopher Lee gets killed by a nun-powered Laser Floyd Show

Monologue time

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I love these grouchy nuns. I hope they got a sequel. #Monsterdon

My catholic upbringing informs me that it is not very normal to find a priest in a convent. I mean they can visit. But they do not normally live or work in one.

Priest live elsewhere.

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This is a REALLY weird church bazaar!
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ope, teleporter is on the fritz?

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I think they had to pay extra for that Christopher Lee death scene.

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#monsterdon uh, don't up the stargate ramp before the sarge says "7th chevron Lock" and you see the splash. That's how you get your body disintegrated down to the heels. See?

Love the close-up shots of all the nuns’ faces.

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wife: "You know what's going to happen? From all the sex they're having she's gonna get pregnant, and then they're gonna meet aliens."

me: "Gonna have an alien baby."

"Now that we've exposed Christopher Lee to maximum pyramid power, he should be sharp enough to cut any tomato!"

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You're right, I DON'T realize the trouble I'm in. #monsterdon

Well that sure was uh an event which happened in this film. #Monsterdon

Well, that's not a great advertisement for confession.

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They didn't have tanning parlors back then?

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murdered by scary space nuns standing still and staring

So I guess we're in the dark mirror universe

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Get Lee to a nun…oh forget it #Monsterdon

@pngwen @Taweret there are always different versions, somehow. on a good #monsterdon, we will all be roughly within 15 minutes of each other and all be watching roughly the same movie #monsterdon

Okay, I do like the visual effect of having a light-up PCB image behind the display.

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A movie more frightening than Prince of Darkness! (if you fear nuns)
A movie with a more shocking soundtrack than any John Carpenter film! (if your ears are sensitive to repetitive noise)
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Uh oh, they hit Christopher Lee w/ the ray of silly walks. #Monsterdon

Instead of spending 5 minutes showing them get the other Christopher Lee from the other room, maybe something could have happened instead.

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This hits a little different having just watched the Knives Out movie about the minister played by the Thanos guy.
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These aliens are certainly unconvent-tional.

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for those who might be worried, this is all sanctioned by the pope btw

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if i told you "Space convent and there are two Christopher Lees" you'd say "wow, that sounds great!" #monsterdon

This is really more Blofeld and less Christopher Lee demonic priest

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Get in the blend-o-matic, Father. We can only send slurpees to Andromeda.

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#monsterdon Christopher Lee or Duncan Idaho!

@Taweret you encountered the second coming of Lee a good 3 minutes before I did. I'm watching on Tubi with ads filtered out.

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@neia same! too bad it didn't happen.

Yet?

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i want to like this movie? i mean, what a cool plot point. space convent?? but
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starting #monsterdon late so beige.party will be down when im finished and want to post about it, as is tradition 🙏 beige bless 👐✨

And forgive us of our editing as we forgive those who also can't cut to continuity. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

for a moment I thought the nuns were going to murder and devour Father Christopher Lee

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#monsterdon the nyancat machine 😺🌈

Sorry Chris, this is not the movie from which to expect warp speed, but thanks for confirming the velocity control unit is broken, explains a lot #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@Louisa i'm not sure! i was wondering if it was like a holy artifact, the remnant of some saint

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By Pharasma, movie, how is it that even though stuff is happening, there's still nothing happening?

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yeah sure you're a church directly contacting god with your secret underground LED computer bunker, might as well invite the curious couple who wandered through your church looking for weird radio signals to see it #monsterdon

"Some warp speed should be in order."

And zombie nun had a skin repair.

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that lead nun is a skrull and nobody can tell me otherwise

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It's important that the globe spins that fast, in case something happens to a continent while it's facing away from the nuns.

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Is Christopher Lee playing two different priests?

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The aliens are Catholic?
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I have no idea what is going on in this movie. So far it's Computer guy takes other person on the worst dates ever while the news only reports on disasters and angry Romanians. #monsterdon

Are there different versions of this film? I ask because I started when @Taweret said go, as did several others, but somehow a few people seem several minutes ahead of me. My timestamp lines up with the time past the hour too.

I shudder to think that I am watching the long version, as it appears!

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The convent scenes reminds me of "Prince of Darkness", a far superior movie...

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@culturednyc The nuns move more. #monsterdon

@diazona

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#monsterdon Really digging the ambience

I love how this soundtrack makes my windows vibrate :)

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What if RHPS was serious. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon wait! Did a nun have a decayed arm or was she just holding a decayed arm out in front of her to jab the blonde with?

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Look, I know Catholics seem like aliens to a lot of people, but really..

One would think someone might have asked questions about the tech at some point

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We got warp speed, this is a #StarTrek spin-off!

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Disco Outer Space Nuns… flying nuns with afterburners… #monsterdon

never before have so many analogue music visualisers been worked so diligently to so little effect

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So, I wasn’t imagining things. Her arm really was messed up.

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Man if I had a basement I would totally turn it into a dance club with a giant neon globe.
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I guess talking nuns were not in the budget
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Normally I would be absolutely LIVING for convent/neon alien space base but this movie is just so dead boring and nothing

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#monsterdon Cleric synthwave we are so back

The original Sister Act

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The funny part is that these nuns were already doing this when the aliens came to Earth. #Monsterdon

Had to get up and adjust my desk to compensate for the angle of the sun did I miss anyth... just kidding #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

When does Tim Curry jump out and start singing a song?

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Even the nuns have computers!?! This has to be a documentary about computing in the 1970s. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

#monsterdon being an 80s kid, a lot of 70s media felt old and stuffy to me

I've mostly gotten over it and can appreciate the 70s more, but something about sitting outdoors in very yellow sunlight while depressing piano music plays is bumming me out

@bunnyhero The best kind!

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yeah I mean... the soundtrack really isn't that bad...

@ramsey Worse, they're Christofacist, from outer space!!

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Witness the power of our neon lights and whistles!

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The convent is a cover for a electronic music band.

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love the technonuns. #monsterdon

Can this movie get any more annoying with the sound effects?

Of COURSE it can!

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Why does Christopher Lee look younger in this than in any prior film? Is it because he is actually a vampire? Make-up? Lighting? (That last one is laughable, considering how this movie is lit.)
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UNIVERSE HOW IS THERE SO MUCH RUNTIME LEFT!?

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"Yea, it'll be fine, we got neon lighting, no need to spring for fill lighting we won't need." #Monsterdon

They have learned the convent's dark secret! The nuns are really an avant garde electronica act!

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@Taweret only in the easy bingo card

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the convent is keeping secrets

it's nunterfuge

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I like the spinning glowing globe (but it's going the wrong direction I think)

So this is where the pirate radio signal was coming from!

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Whoopi Goldberg will save them with a choral arrangement of "Ain't no mountain high enough".

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All that in a church?
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Activate the irritating noise machines!
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of course there's fucking bermuda triangle crap on the globe, of course there is

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