Thrilling footage of them wandering around in the dark. #Monsterdon

Sadly, I’ll have to finish this one tomorrow during lunch. Good night #monsterdon ! I can’t wait to read the toots tomorrow!

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what do you think are the chances of us getting 'brains', 'sheep', or 'tentacles' before this is done? Asking for bingo purposes.

a total stranger. like a competent writer! *boom, got 'em* (^_^)

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Baby's first synth soundtrack is sometimes interesting. But then it goes back to making digital fart noises.
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@jonny

A lot of movies are like that, frankly...

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Sure, controlling their ever movie, sure
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So this entire film had, what, four locations? #monsterdon

Oh well if you're psionically fenced in, I guess that's expected. #Monsterdon

@cd0 😂 true

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Guys, I know you're in love and all, but it might be easier to run if you stop holding hands.

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Fucking Sister Theresa always up to no good #monsterdon

Christopher Lee is...The Night Stalker.

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Damn, y'all, this is some draggy ass 1970s bullshit. Does anything ever happen?

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Ah, the old 'follow the train tracks for 12 steps, then wander off into the wilderness' navigation technique. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon did.... the alien nuns and christopher lee replace previous human nuns and christopher lee? i'm confused

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mmmmm oranges

I hope these two make it safely to an all-night diner, where they can get an espresso and make a phone-call unmolested.

Maybe play a quick game of pinball.

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#monsterdon They say that before he made this film, the director needed to use his "capsule of emergency speed".

(crickets chirping)

You and me both subtitles, you and me both.

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Alien Christopher Lee judges you.

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the trailer for this movie is ridiculously deceptive... it shows great promise with a bunch of horrifying alien nuns and explosions and stuff but the scenes in the trailer are literally the only events in the movie #monsterdon

bleep bloop #monsterdon

#monsterdon what's anyone's plan here?

Sad alien Christopher Lee staring morosely into the darkness. Counting the seconds until he can leave the set for the day. #Monsterdon

@moira an #Monsterdon classic

I actually know a couple of nuns. I think I'll openly accuse them of being in league with aliens the next time I see them.

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#monsterdon I have an appointment with my opthalmologist later and I am definitely mentioning this movie

Oh no, #ChristopherLee is the villain? Say it ain't so.

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Don't the neighbors complain about the constant organ music audible from everywhere? #monsterdon

"They've taken the car."

Yea, this is why I'm always on about a transit-ready city! #Monsterdon

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If you change your name to Jesus you can sleep with all the nuns you want.

....checking how late the ice cream shop is open tonight...

C'mon movie

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@raederle If the alcohol made it into your hand because of the movie I think you can count that

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Have they demonstrated any powers other than "hand weird" and "clone kill"?

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This is the most hair raising escape scene, because he ruffled her hair. #Monsterdon

@raederle

I was wondering if the altar scene counted as "blood."

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I wonder what the emergency speed is doing right now?

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@gblues honestly there's a fun idea there, right? the movie doesn't make it work but

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Did they just slap a bed in one of the jail cells from Planet of the Apes? #monsterdon

NO, GET DARKER!
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The green glowy crystal was a zero time reference. Not to be confused with a zero point module, or zed-PM.
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"When they sleep, maybe their powers sleep w/ them"

Powers with Benefits, sure.

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"Hi! I'll be your faux alien nun for the evening!"

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Gee, sorry, Silvia. This was all meant to be a lark!

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and now, MORE Nunsense. #monsterdon

Tens of thousands dead around the globe and these people are worked up about six nuns and a priest getting killed and cloned?

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Malfunctions in negative velocity are a common reason for muder.

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The nuns are making them sleep in separate beds because they're only Protestant Married. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Of course, I thought you were an intelligent human.

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The writing is worse than Ed Wood at his best, but the acting is better than he ever got, largely because most of the cast came out to Hollywood a very long time ago.

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or indeed after?

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two hundred million kilometers per hour is about 1/5 light speed

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and it is again completely dark

so it took us 56 minutes to get kidnapped by Evil!Christopher Lee and blackmailed into committing robbery for him. i can see on paper how someone heard this pitch and gave them money, but like, did anyone watch this movie before it came out?

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Christopher Lee [para.]: "A 'time warp', if you will"

It's astounding…time is fleeting…

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"How can I lose my wife, she's right there, it's not like she's my keys" #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

It's rare to hear so much technobabble that is so utterly unconvincing. Literally nothing makes even in-story sense. #Monsterdon

I’d stay away from velocity-time command centers. #EndOfWorld #Monsterdon

@Taweret Would you? Would you though?

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"Emergency speed!"

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You just told a murderous alien where the only thing it needs is. Finally, a motivation for SOMEONE. #Monsterdon

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a variance crystal?

zero time reference?

a variance crystal?

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I'M thinking of developing an emergency speed... away from this movie.

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"a small capsule containing zero time reference"

certainly not a copy of this film!

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I'm never making fun of Star Trek techno-babble again 😛

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TECHNOBABBLE

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It is nice we finally get some dialogue not drowned in ambient noise and muffled pick-ups, too bad the writing is terrible #monsterdon

*Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show starts playing*
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#Monsterdon oh sweet the nuns have computes and sound effects too

@YsengrinWolf likelyola

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I would love to be able to understand what Christopher Lee is saying

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I guess I should stop overthinking this movie's plot... #monsterdon

A speed coordination system is a distribution method for amphetamines. #Monsterdon

We used what you humans call "Triple A" #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Evacuation complete.

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The Vatican Observatory is far funkier than most people realize.

How is a time warp "international"?
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I remember doing the time warp

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REVIEWS!!

"...cheap and plodding"
- Creature Feature

"...dull and legendarily bad"
- Moria

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Cigarette Burn! #Monsterdon

@diazona I hate it when that happens!

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"The only thing we can do, go it alone."

I mean, you could tell your nice military buddy. 🤷‍♂️

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"Malfunction In Negative Velocity" the perfect description of this movie #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Sounds like a bad joke. Six nuns and a priest are cloned ....

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you're telling me there were only 6 nuns and a single priest in this entire convent???

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"Soon you will understand everything."

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Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. Time-Velocity relationships. Definitely. Science
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Malfunctioning negative velocity, sure why not

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If I had a dollar for every time it was necessary to murder a priest & six nuns, I could rebuild my space velocity machine. #Monsterdon

Oh those ruskies, always in space... and stuff #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, nevermind they were just making some Signor Al Pastor 🥁

"A vibrator!"

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"You murdered 6 nuns and a priest?"

"We had no choice. We couldn't come up with a punchline for the joke!"

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You humans are stupid, stupid, stupid!

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CLONES!

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"Soon you will understand everything" I sure hope so. There's only 30 min left. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

"You're an intelligent man, what do you think is happening?"
"Nonsensical technobabble."
"Precisely!"

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This is a REALLY weird church bazaar!
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