ooof, r-slur 😬

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Kids in the hall guy as Hitler

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#SpiderBaby

Did she just call this dude a baboon? LMBO!! #monsterdon #SpiderBaby 🕷️🕸️🕷️

#Monsterdon 🕷️ 🕸️ 🆚 🌎️️ 😱

I was rooting for the spider but whatever.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for the trivia!

But most of all, thanks all you #monsterdonians for making it fun!

Didn't I see this movie with Gig Young in a batmobile?

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#SpiderBaby

Soundtrack is on vinyl, presented by Rob Zombie!
https://waxworkrecords.com/products/spider-baby

Ralph is such a good dog-boy.

"We gotta keep some secrets today."

Secret passages! Old aunts & uncles in secret chambers!

Society grifters, ugh. Who is the real monster here?

#monsterdon #SpiderBaby

Not a proper mansion without a corpse-crushing cabinet...

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Are we going sans protagonist in this one?

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That lady at the start should have warned delivery guy off..

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#SpiderBaby

So it is a haunted mansion inheritance plot...

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#SpiderBaby

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe Well, um, er don't confuse the #Monsterdon movie with facts...

Good Bad one! Thanks @Taweret @Cherizilla @JoeWynne

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@paco
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Stay tuned for the next screech!
Same Spider time.
Same Spider cave...

Giant spider, prisoner of Virginia and Elizabeth.

#monsterdon #WrongSpider

Hey! Close the gate behind you! Don't let the spiders out!

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#SpiderBaby

Spider sibling rivalry...

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#SpiderBaby

THIS CHICK IS WAY COOL

#monsterdon #WrongSpider

@eigen @RobynGoodfellow
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Oh, absolutely!
"I don't care if you die, Mike... I want my bracelet...!"

Where was this filmed ? Vegas ?

AND NOW, SPIDER BABY!

"Boys & ghouls having a ball!" Gonna have to find the soundtrack.

Merrye Syndrome is SO REAL & TRUE. If you're over 10 & play with dolls/"collectible anime figures", you have it.

Local mom isn't worried about the Merrye's, she's just racist.

Immediate strains of Munsters/Addams comedy music.

"Please say yes, somebody's home!", my man you do not want that.

#monsterdon #SpiderBaby

"The Adventures Of The Postman: Act 1"

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Well, that was a spider movie.

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @randy_s for the drink recipe, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!

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I liked how the size of the spider kept changing between the cave, the classroom, and then rampaging on the street. 🤨

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Spiritual predecessor to the truck driver in "Terminator"?

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#SpiderBaby

I expected a lot more buzzing and crackling with that giant arachnid electrocution

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Racism to get us started off right.

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#SpiderBaby

💥 The End 💥
And Carol and her stupid cheap bracelet lived happily ever after.
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Catch Mike. Now hold it to your tongue ⚡
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Saved by a Tesla Coil!

#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958

#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 well that just happened.

I'm gonna be honest, we've seen worse recently, and that says a lot.

Goodnight, #monsterdon! See y'all next week!

Half this movie is just the town trying to rescue Mike and Carol from the cave AFTER they collapsed the cave entrance!

Talk about unintended consequences. 🤦‍♂️

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Oh spider baby, fun!

#monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

P. S. thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream at @miru, @JoeWynne for the trivia, all of you for being such great company, and spiders for existing and being awesome!

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So the whole theory about other spiders and giant things was just catastrophizing

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"There's a rubber glove, pull it on. Now stick it WAY UP IN THERE."

Twoo wuv. Gotta talk the kids off the ledge.

Speaking of eggheads, still a cave full of eggs in there.

SIGH. Dramatic closing shot of our heroine, impaled on stalagmites.

★★☆☆☆ Wway better than a Bert I Gordon movie has any right to be. Didn't hate it, but it's very procedural, pulls every direct punch, and as Joe-Bob says, no breasts.

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#monsterdon destabilize the gigantic cave system just outside of town, see if I care!

Well it was short and Burt managed to keep things moving. Really not bad as American International goes. Remember kids AI was bad even in the 50's. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting! Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Man, the theramin player was rockin that final credits number.

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Now that ends with a loud bang.
thanks everyone, you made this sad elimination sunday a whole lot better
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Explosive ending. (Or was it?) #Monsterdon

Condolences to those of you who bet money that there would be a question mark after "THE END." #monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret for a fun yet professionally created story. Worth staying up for #monsterdon

Take THAT, Welles! You're not the only one who can kill an antagonist with spikes!

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Those darn egg heads!

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Is that just a still of the tarantula over a still of Carlsbad Caverns? FILMMAKING!

Okay I gotta go

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THE END?
(heh got out of Rush Hour discord watchalong just in time for the movie to fuck of into a cave)
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Those eggheads, always digging up stuff they shouldn't be.

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So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #EsrthvsTheSpider . Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: I wouldn't handle that if I were you; it might have rabies.

THE END

not even a question mark

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Realism meter is at ... 0%. #Monsterdon #EarthvsTheSpider

THE END?

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"Guess I was a lot of trouble to you huh dad" "Come on, son" I'm not hearing a no... #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

except Carol dropped that goddamn bracelet again

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nooooooo poor spider

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Let's wrap this thing up, I am really tired and need to do the dishes before bed.

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And one last dynamite blast for an explosive end. Thanks y'all for the monstering #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

The real hero was the collaboration of experts in a variety of domains #monsterdon

Now it'd be something if the camera caught the prop person wiggling the spider leg.

#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958

Oh no! I dropped your bracelet back there. We better go back and find it. #monsterdon

Oh, bummer, "The End" didn't morph into a giant question mark!

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"We had a little trouble getting the kids off a narrow ledge they were trapped on" then we just gave them a shove #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

#monsterdon I wanted to scare you a completely different way!

Rubber glove doc? We have to deal with a giant spider, no time for kinky stuff!
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@Violinknitter something like that

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Spider says NO STOP THAT TICKLES I'm gonna fall! #Monsterdon

We’re Tesla-coiling the spider to death? #Monsterdon

As always, should have brought Samwise Gamgee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that everything sorted. The spider fell. It's sounding strangely like the end.

Still no flashlights smh

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the "rubber glove" is a metaphor for a prophylactic 😜

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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 this movie definitely does not pass the #BechdelTest

Mike has GOT to be thinking about all the other girls he turned down to be with this very high maintenance chick. #Monsterdon

I suppose it’s too much to hope the foolish students will meet their doom while electrocution happens #monsterdon

I can’t tell who’s screaming. Is it Carol or the spider? Either way, it sounds like someone’s dying.

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"There's a rubber glove put it on" Is this really the time for that... oh. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Oh yes this is definitely a plan that would involve zero humans getting electrocuted

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Great use of those caves. #Monsterdon

i mean no wonder they used it as little as possible, this is hilarious

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Spider's screaming because it's afraid of heights #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

@msh #monsterdon

Alternate title: "The Spider from OSHA"

That's what happens when a cop stomps on the live spider. You're stuck with a crummy puppet. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider

Was that a spider puppet??? #Monsterdon

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now the tarantula's butt looks like it has a bald patch poor baby

#monsterdon Haskell saves the day 🙌

Please eat those kids AND the sheriff. #monsterdon

oh shit they had a real fake spider and it's gloriously terrible :D

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poor spider sounds constipated

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Seriously. This is pretty decent. For a spider film. #Monsterdon

One digging and the other four just standing around.

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they're coming to take us away, away! they're coming to take us away!

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see, there's the pickaxe. i'm so glad we got some professionals for this dig.

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"Ledge, if we can get out far enough on it, the spider can't follow us."

Riiiiiight. I've never seen a spider just scale a wall.

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@crowbriarhexe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrKW5dSpims

Move that hand down that cardigan, fella #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

Careful with those hands, buddy

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So his plan is to cut the power to the whole town?

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Parts of the cave set really are pretty and well-lit

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sometimes i can't tell the difference between carol's screams and the spider's

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#monsterdon Watch out Mike, Carol… stumbles a lot.