Annd here's our bad day for night. Now it definitely feels like #Monsterdon. #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Dracula in a hat! #Monsterdon

my copy has a voiceover in Spanish that is not subtitled

#Monsterdon

that said, not expecting much from a director who apparently left Spain for France so he could do sexier porn of prison guards

#monsterdon

Oh hey the Seward clinic. Wait is this going to be a weirdly accurate take on the Dracula novel?
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Those paintings look very beginner.

I'm glad to see bad art on display. Bad art is important.

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

Ahhh! That's a two-stroke internal combustion horse.

#monsterdon

Wait, why is Mr. Hyde menacing this extraordinary artist?!?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

upbird and watching #monsterdon

There's only one kind of "I've gone crazy" acting in movies huh

#Monsterdon

he was repulsed by the poor quality of her painting. #monsterdon

The kitten is a good actor
#monsterdon

#monsterdon excellent zoom work so far, very generous

that cat and dog had better live let me tell you

#monsterdon

this """bat""" sounds like one of those bird whistles where you put the water in it and it kind of chirrups? #monsterdon

wait, doesn't he have to be invited in? #monsterdon

He only took a sip. #monsterdon

@brooke I think because when she walks they make shrieking sounds #monsterdon

Meanwhile at Henry Darger's house... #monsterdon

O she's not a vampire.
Yet
What us the rating?
#monsterdon

That cat should eat that bat.

unnecessary ZOOM!

#monsterdon

Bebé kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus Franco== a lot of sudden close-ups of things in the background.

#monsterdon

Perhaps the cat will save us..?

#Monsterdon

Mr. Bill’s family. Uhh… is that a vampire facial? #Monsterdon

bad movie to watch if you have a dog that cannot suspend its disbelief

#Monsterdon

Trigger warning: strobes and sex pests #monsterdon

@Louisa We still haven’t gotten any dialogue, unless you count the screaming.

#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew Good thing it's Sunday night and just about everyone has gone home, so I only have to shield my phone from like one other person. 😅

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

was a vampire also attacking the lighting designer at the time?

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100% believed the actor as that kitten. Best performance in the entire film.

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

#Monsterdon so… Dracula broke in and dribbled some red dye on her neck?

Joining #Monsterdon late tonight. Am watching on the

https://miru.miyaku.media

feed for the first time as I am watching my team (losing a match 😞) on my iPad.

le titles en francais hon hon le baguette Gauloises vampir

#monsterdon

well LOOK AT YOU with your FANCY TELEPHOTO LENSES #monsterdon

Cats... so chilling #monsterdon

This movie could only be more terrifying if you watch it on a 4K TV.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

They keep switching abruptly between the just-ok film stock and the really shitty film stock. It's like a window into the exact moment the production ran out of money. #Monsterdon

he wasn't biting her, he was just giving her a tattoo. #monsterdon

cats and bats and locks on socks

#Monsterdon

Oh that poor little mew-mew!

#DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein #Monsterdon

Cat's like, that was my meal ticket you BASTARD #Monsterdon

Don't know what I downloaded but it's not working, so I'm gonna have to fall back to the Miru stream this week.

#Monsterdon

I've never before noticed how much this "lightning"/storm effect lets them avoid showing the terrible makeup and effects for very long. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Needs some A1 sauce…

You don't see a lot of vampires go in incisors-first #monsterdon

Dracula my man, you're supposed to drink from her, not gnaw on her neck.

#Monsterdon

jeez, are we really gonna just watch his whole meal. rude. #monsterdon

that is 100% some crew member going "meow"

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

@SRLevine um, we may need "General Hospital Frankenstein" added to the #Monsterdon poll.

That seems pretty rude. Someone ought to take this guy prisoner #monsterdon

I started a minute late! Should I fast forward?? :-)

#Monsterdon

The first bay of the film is scaring a kitten.
#monsterdon

I thought for sure we were gonna see tits before we got any dialogue

#Monsterdon

Heh, they, uh, didn't get the grey paint QUITE all the way up to his hairline did they ^^;;; #Monsterdon

Wow, Dracula! Maybe start with some kissing first.

#Monsterdon

Pro tip: you don't have to cover your breasts when a vampire enters your room if you don't leave them hanging out for no reason.

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Om nom nom #monsterdon

Uh oh... the cat and the dog are freaking out... the horses too... #monsterdon

Uhh… is that a vampire facial? #Monsterdon

and victor says

GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'RE A DANK BONY GHOUL, AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

oh papa

I'm just havin' fun
in the castle with vlad
it's where I belong
down at the

Dank Bony Club

#monsterdon

I have no idea when this movie takes place yet. These shots of streets and pubs could be from 1750 or 2020 anywhere in Europe.
#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Flash of Dracula! #monsterdon

"Let's just take the birth control pills on schedule, this is a Franco movie after all..." #Monsterdon

this is gonna be one of those european movies with scenes of just random shots cut together, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

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Well, that's a weird screamy sound effect. Can't quite be sure if it's animal or whistle.

Um, what is this lady up to...?

this is the sound of CORDUROY ON SPEED #monsterdon

@trixter looks like we're getting right to the boobs 🥴
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon goth chicks want one thing and it's taking off their huge boots at the end of the night

honestly he's less "dracula" and more "cable guy"

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But those boots

#Monsterdon

Not just crash zooms, an 18 car pile-up of them. #monsterdon

The cinematographer loves zooming in and out #monsterdon

#monsterdon Right off the bat we get a cover of Pink Floyd's "Several species of small furry animals grooving in a cave w/ a pict"

Bats and cats and dogs, oh my!

#monsterdon

Bell chiming, cut to closeup of bell, not chiming.

#monsterdon

This better not be an unconvincing bat

#monsterdon

Wow, three minutes in and we have boobs and leather boots. #Monsterdon

Oh Jesus, no. #Monsterdon

What is this old McDonald ass montage #monsterdon

And we have a metal bat hitting the window?

And horses neighing unrealistically #Monsterdon

.....this....is a movie, right? Not some sound designer's resume reel?

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

She’s bad at sitting and bad at taking her boots off but good at “other” things. #Monsterdon

"Please flip record over for more animal sound effects" #Monsterdon

@apLundell the bell tolls for thine cold pizza #Monsterdon

Nice Boots. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

out of all the attempts on #monsterdon to special effect a bat, this one has been the least

What the fuck was that? #monsterdon

I'm always shocked by the mysterious powers attributed to bats in these movies.

Hovering. Knocking on doors. Opening windows. #Monsterdon

What animal is supposed to be making that terrible screechy noise?

#Monsterdon

The window washer seems to be having trouble reaching the upper windows.

#Monsterdon

They spared NO expense for sets and special effects #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *close-up zooms of annoyed animals*

#monsterdon That's one realistic looking bat.

#Monsterdon is a mouse scratching a mouse record?

There is a lot of zooming going on and we're only in a few minutes so far.

#monsterdon

Okay. The light pouring through the window and door was nice. Now someone is just stomping the hell out of squeaky toy. #Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Is this day-for-night or just day-for-overcast-day?

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

director sensibly hides 90% of the rubber bat

#monsterdon #draculaprisoneroffrankenstein

The poster had a wolfman in it. Will the wolfman actually appear?

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein