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Hot take: Ian is the only sensible character here.

I will die on this hill. Which is better than in the swamp.

This movie should have been 30 min tops #monsterdon

This is the final battle! *guitar solo*
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Just one moon? Geez, talk about low budget

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That is a really nice matte painting. I'd put that on a wall. #Monsterdon

It's alright. Go with colonel Feckless. What's the worst that could happen. #monsterdon

they better throw the ring into the fires of mount doom after this

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Here - hold my carbonized tree branch club that willl turn to dust the moment I smack a metal Dalek exocapsule.

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i wondered how there could be 30 minutes left in the movie and it turns out the answer is "climbing this fucking mountain" #monsterdon

@xerozohar They hadn't really figured out the rhythm of the Daleks yet, huh. #Monsterdon

Rock climbing, Joel.

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@ramsey Are we supposed to assume they have no nipples because the studio makeup guys are extreme-hiding them, or because they really don't?

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Right up and over Paper Mach'e Mountain.

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honestly that's just kind of a steep stairway with some weeds over it?

Oh no Joel. Rock Climbing! #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Those space age tan capris don't leave much to the imagination

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The funeral march tempo in the tympani is something

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@lorgonumputz

EVERYBODY LIKED THAT

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This mountain clearly has stairs cut into it. What the heck is taking them so long? #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

Ok for people who have no food, how do they have glass ampules for medication - and for that matter, how do they make the medicine?

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So the world was destroyed by Neutrino bombs, but did it mess up the rotation of the planet hence the perpetual night? Where's the sun!? #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Oh right, I should've warned everyone to take a bio break. You could've come back, missed nothing, AND you wouldn't have had to endure 1960s British moose knuckle.

Sorry about that.

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events may be happening, but I confess that I'm kind of losing my attention here

I wonder what the Daleks are doing

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What a friendly fella this Dr Who.

The only man who could respond to "EXTERMINATE’" with "Now see here!"

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Oh this movie should have had way more mat paintings. The trip up septic pipe mountain isn't exactly the best use of a painting.
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Ah, a good ol' matte painting planet

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I have this coil of rope, why I don't know, now CLIMB damnit!

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damnn that Thal got cheeks

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you can tell who's watching the archive.org print because of how far ahead they are xD

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Hello matte painting. #Monsterdon

Don't forget, somebody wrote a whole song of just rock climbing music

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The climbing is pathetic!

The Gang is not well-versed in rock climbing, okay?

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They probably should have hired the orchestra for more than one day. This song is getting tiresome. #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Will we get to see an epic "Ian died climbing the mountain" scene?

Probably not. But we can hope.

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So much disappointment...

💔 William Hartnell, who played the Doctor in the television series, was not happy he was replaced by Peter Cushing in the movie.

💔 For his part, Peter Cushing, was said to regret that he did not take the part of the Doctor on the TV series any of the several times he was asked.

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Climb? A mountain? Does that verb go with that noun? I never even considered! #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

Worst. Hobbits. Ever.#Monsterdon #DrWhoandtheDaleks1965

Oh look, the one matte painting in the entire film.

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skarro-stationary moon, apparently

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I'd put that matte painting on my living room wall

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What a convincing crawl across this surface. #Monsterdon

Okay. That's a great composite shot. #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Yeah, don't help her up, just climb around her. That'll work.

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@ramsey It's not a lore thing, it's a studio thing

WHY? The studio doesn't show us anything

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No you should use defense plan 6

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How IS Ian so useless?

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SHUT UP, IAN

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If you so much as put one toe in the bog of eternal emote you'll talk like a Dalek for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Climb a mountain with 3 meters of rope... surely not! #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

So much filler #monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

Uh oh. Rock climbing, Joel. :/ #Monsterdon

If there're bubbles Elyon is still alive and kicking guys!

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now this, _this_ is Doctor Who.

just Science your way out.

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Did they just let one of their people drown in the swamp without even bothering to try to save them?

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electronic instruments? yes, *yamaha keyboards as defensive weapons.*

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So sixties and so wonderful. #monsterdon

As they climb over the mountain, remember that all this is happening in one hour. The daleks are going to detonate the world-ending bomb in an hour.

The dude who died filling water canteens was prepping for a trip that would take less than an hour.

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IT'S ON-LY A PAP-ER MOON.

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Do you really want to fill water skins from the deadly swamp?

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#monsterdon Personally, I would not fill my canteen in the deadly mutant swamp.

Heck of a moon above that pond! #Monsterdon

@trixter BUT DOCTOR, I AM A LAVA LAMP #monsterdon

GILLIGAN!

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No! Artax! #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

CLIMBING, JOEL. CLIMBING

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#monsterdon 1h in and not a single shot of a Welsh Quarry?

@steggy @scholar_farmer

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okay the moon doesn't look realistic but it does look kind of nice

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The eternal lesson being wrestled with in mid-century genre fiction: how do you handle being a peaceful people set against a hateful violent people? (I do not suggest that sci-fi did a *good* job of tackling questions of pacifism, it was just in the zeitgeist)

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@overholt
Terrible PA system.

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Ill be honest, I can only pick up about 50% of what the daleks are saying.

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I wonder if these are adequate pipes.

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Hey? Are they trying to leave these machines and leave the city? Because they didn't mention that. #monsterdon

Thals dying is kinda gratifying

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Ian must the dumbest sumbitch ever.

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Is that supposed to be a moon?

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@Taweret couldn't you just put everyone in the Tardis and pop in the middle of the city?
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Okay I guess it wasn't a pipe in the water. #Monsterdon

Follow the critical linear infrastructure, they definitely won't have any monitoring set up #monsterdon

@klu9 @scholar_farmer

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Are those red and black mutations I see floating on top of the swamp

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@LingLass
If only they could have applied that sophistication to the design of the Tardis

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Y’all just out here touching and drinking swamp water on the radioactive planet??

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I get the feeling this is going to turn into Logan's Run at any moment.

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fun fact, cloudflare (bleh) uses a wall of lava lamps to help generate random numbers https://blog.cloudflare.com/randomness-101-lavarand-in-production/

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HD is not kind to the realism of this set. #Monsterdon

Not sure what to make of the Thals, Mods, Bowie followers, Peter Pan cosplayers, or reject Romulans? #Monsterdon #DrWhoAndTheDaleks

yeah I'm not climbing. imma go wait in the tardis

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He saw a great big thing in the water. Was it ... a pipe? How does Ian not recognize fundamental plumbing? #Monsterdon

"we'll climb the mountain"

*LOTR music starts* #monsterdon

Those Dalek voices are just so, annoying?

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The Dalek control room is much sexier than this version of TARDIS control room. #Monsterdon #DoctorWhoAndTheDaleks

Sure Ian, head for the water. I'm sure there's nothing spooky in an alien swamp. #Monsterdon

Dalek water, keep on flowin'...

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I wish this movie was bad in a more interesting way

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I think it was the camera

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Half expected Ian to pull back bloody stubs after the deadly swamp acid water dissolved his hands.

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