#monsterdon this ship is beautiful and I am gonna make some out of polymer clay for earrings omgomg

Sure, try to get your Morris Minor started on a cold winter night. BEST OF LUCK ASSHOLE

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

you FOOL: she wants to go WITH you!
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@otheorange_tag correction: the flying saucer has several dicks #monsterdon

Mr Carter (dude in the lighter colored suit) sounds and looks like Damar. #monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars #startrek #ds9

That saucer is hot. Better call the cops, to get that stolen saucer back to its rightful owner. #monsterdon

Ok, the visual effects folks did quite a good job for their day. #monsterdon

I wonder if the screaming into the phone is doing _anything_ #monsterdon

MST3k-ass looking ufo #monsterdon

Ah, Now we’re getting to the aliens! #Monsterdon

Nothing subtle about THESE aliens!

#monsterdon

hello? I'd like to report something from another planet

out on the old spooky moors

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I admire this ship's commitment to make as much unnecessary noise as possible. #monsterdon

The flying saucer's rotary disc has to wind down? That is amazingly novel

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@plaidtron3000 and it all happening in a pub #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👿 👧 🤖 🪐 🚀 🌏 👀 🕴️ 🕴️ 😱

Hey kid don't miss the UFO!

Look it's one of them New Jersey drones

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Wooo! Finally!

But why do these things always make such terrible noise? #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a HAT BOX! YAY! On wires! Double-hooray. Ohhh, it has gas, and maybe a poopy…

I'll give them props for that spaceship landing.....

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I like the cat ears on the flying saucer

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Flying Rumba, DUCK! #Monsterdon

Albert is our new indentured servant!

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y'know for a 50p budget, that's not bad

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

okay we gots a flying saucer

out on the old spooky moors

#monsterdon

FINALLY, a spaceship lands.

Also, I may be the only one to get this but the Very Scottish Man is 'Private Frazer' AKA 'We're Doomed' from Dads Army

#monsterdon

I gotta admit this alien has excellent timing, what with saving us from a terribly boring conversation

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#monsterdon Sixteen minutes in and here's our first flying saucer!

I approve of sending some one to see if they can recover a meteorite, but the way they're treating it as something as wild as aliens...

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yes! ladies from Venus, fuck them all up! #monsterdon

I'm picturing Quentin Tarantino re-making this movie #monsterdon

@Lazarou Oh yeah! I think that was the same one that used the escapee-posing-as-lost-hiker plot element, wasn't it? #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@SesameSquirrel 👋 Didn't I just see you on.... oh nuthing! nevermind! #Monsterdon

INCOMING HUBCAP!
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Now, only one ladleful per person, we only had one can of Campell's Liquefied Haggis #Monsterdon

"hard to keep properly heated in the winter"
oh is THAT what's wrong with this damned film. half-baked. #monsterdon

SAMPLE, MY URN, PLEASE! #monsterdon

"...you probably exaggerated its size.”
“In my experience, it’s you blokes that are more prone to that."

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

probably a will o' the wisp. out there on the old spooky moors

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Famously low-calorie tomato juice #monsterdon

Are people in bars ever this friendly BEFORE they are all drunk? Is there a gas leak? Why are all the strangers sharing one table? Is there not a second table?
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"I'm sure I saw a flash of light in the sky!"

Couldn't possibly be lightning...

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I could NOT RESIST @Taweret@octodon.social 's blandishments for tonight's #Monsterdon 🚀 #DevilGirlFromMars https://octodon.social/@Taweret/113778185882410561

Every man we get in these 50's movies who is supposed to be irresistibly charming always makes me so grateful I wasn't alive in the 50's.

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lol, wonderful cut there, my compliments to the editor /s

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"My name is Professor Hennesey. The 'Professor' is mandatory. It's how I pull chicks."

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

wow. this guy is a dick

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@davesdogmaggie It’s a British interpretation of an exoctic locale #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know, what would really warm this men up is some coffee! *This message brought to you by the #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch**

"You gentlemen might need to share a bed, this is a Spartan production after all, mind"

#monsterdon

You're not a reporter, your just nosy as fuck.

#monsterdon

ah, so "patriotic" is scottish for "hung over"

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Uh oh. That guy sounded American. There goes the neighborhood. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@scottrossi Welcome aboard btw! you might want to subscribe to both #monsterdon and #monsterdonalert where we vote for these each week!

Well at least it's not the aliens that turn people into Scotsman #Monsterdon

Igor couldn't get a job after he quit as Dr Frankenstein's lab assistant until he moved to the UK and changed his name to David but everyone still thinks he us creepy #Monsterdon

It's quite a nice suit, but I would like to see the Devil Girl's suit, please.

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Enter: limping old codger. Don't expect much.

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#monsterdon Looks like the owner of the joint moonlights as Quasimodo. David the limp gimp. Where’s yer ball gag gimp? ;)

@allanb early spoon theory? #monsterdon

people with disabilities give you the creeps huh

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Let's all give a big round of applause for THIS MOVIE'S TORGO! 👏 👏 👏 #Monsterdon

Any else want to reach into the screen and peel the stickers off of the lamp?

#monsterdon

Relatively brief this time, but it seems like a lot of these movies start by explaining meteors.

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Weird editing choices in this #monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

“Was it an accident you married her instead of me???” 😡 😭 #Monsterdon

"What's my motivation in this scene"

"You have a limp. A BIG limp"

#monsterdon

@Taweret looking forward to some wuthering

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"I'm counting the spoons!" I totally want those spoons now. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Can we just get to the alien shit now? I don't care about your relationship. #Monsterdon

She says he lost his wallet when he crossed streams?

#Monsterdon

Speaking of getting lost on the moors, has monsterdon done American Werewolf in London?

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The fish took his wallet?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#Monsterdon fuckin fish stole my wallet

don't cross the streams!!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

she's counting the spoons!

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Mrs Jamieson misses the time she was in charge of hundreds of German POWs at the end of the war, so much power, so many men....

#monsterdon

So far this movie is doing a good job living up to the no expectations I have for it

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the meteor, the jailbird, and the bar staff! a love triangle! #monsterdon

Tonight on #monsterdon 😈 ♀️ ➡️ ♂️

(I may have gotten distracted by other things)

“I tunneled out. I covered the hole in the wall with a pin-up poster of the Devil Girl From Mars” #devilgirlfrommars #monsterdon

Escaped prisoner... where would they go, of course, but to their girl?

Will the cops look for them at that that location?

#Monsterdon

This looks like the same set as "Stranger from Venus". 🤔

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

d ye cn drink from the hose out back if yoer really really thirsty

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#monsterdon Mrs. Jameson makes us all want to drink! HA HA!

You're such an egghead, professor, you probably can't even read a map! Haha exposition

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i can hear the costume deptartment now: he's supposed to be an escaped convict, Blythe. Oh I don't know, stick a scarf on him, that'll have to do. #monsterdon

Martian devil girl + escaped convict = TLA

#monsterdon

Devil girl from Mars, escaped convict, scientists… this movie has EVERYTHING. #Monsterdon

I've been to both Inverness and the Hebrides. They're on opposite sides of the country. And Stirling is a different area too. Can they please just decide where the devil girl lands?

#monsterdon

Scotsmen hiding from cars! As one does #MonsterDon

"Look out, he's desperate....and poor!"

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"Maybe you can make something of this map" I can make a pterodactyl, a boat, a nice broach..#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Tommy working in a bar at age 8 as was normal in 1950s england

#monsterdon

that's right this bar is a bored alien magnet

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Meteor! That's a bit of rock from the sky!"

She'll be the one who solves everything.

#Monsterdon

keep off the moors

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Monster Movies from 1950s Hollywood: Mostly About the US Military in Some Way™︎

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a "supposed" meteor. jeez, way to invalidate the meteor. how rude. #monsterdon

#monsterdon this movie better be as horny as some of y'all were making it seem