"Look out, he's desperate....and poor!"

#monsterdon

"Maybe you can make something of this map" I can make a pterodactyl, a boat, a nice broach..#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Tommy working in a bar at age 8 as was normal in 1950s england

#monsterdon

that's right this bar is a bored alien magnet

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Meteor! That's a bit of rock from the sky!"

She'll be the one who solves everything.

#Monsterdon

keep off the moors

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Monster Movies from 1950s Hollywood: Mostly About the US Military in Some Way™︎

#Monsterdon

a "supposed" meteor. jeez, way to invalidate the meteor. how rude. #monsterdon

#monsterdon this movie better be as horny as some of y'all were making it seem

Zingers did a lot better after they upgraded mascots from Dan

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

We have a Continuity credit. Don't let us down Betty.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

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OH NO the plane blew up and made the cymbals sound!

what are the odds that will be the most explosive thing to occur in this movie

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Something hits different about 50s movies that need to blast you with the title card in the first 10 seconds

I *like* getting blasted by the title card

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Hey, director of photography was Jack Cox, it might be. #Monsterdon

aw yeah old-school giant threat titles

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Devil Girl from Mars vs the Aztec Mummy #monsterdon

Big Ben. It must be good

#monsterdon

Plane explosion in the first two seconds, that bodes well

#monsterdon

#monsterdon GO GO GO

#Monsterdon it begins

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN
#Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

#monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars Go!

I thought today was Saturday all day and missed #Monsterdon , dagnabbit!

At least I might be able to see the "replay" when it's ready.

@floatybirb

that is perfect #startrek story material.

@diazona

#monsterdon

@moira @Configures @jonny Yeah, makes sense. Probably just that I wasn't paying attention as usual.

#Monsterdon

@Configures @jonny Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

I don't think it was ever fully clarified whether that actually was a piece of the spaceship, though? But if it wasn't, then it would have had absolutely zero relevance to the rest of the movie, which I suppose would be... unlikely.

#Monsterdon

They both recognize that the ship is going to explode at the same time and look away from the chess set for a few seconds to watch it go boom. The explosion is mildly interesting, so they pause their game to watch the roil of lights in the sky, before resuming. Edward is distracted by all the meaningless kissing going inside the inn and Alice ends up checkmating Edward, leading to a win for her in daily game #1,153. She's three games ahead and feeling smug.

THE END.

#monsterdon #twilight

They keep hoping something will happen, that someone will do or say something interesting, but nobody ever does, so they get in a lot of quality chess time, never moving a single piece.

#monsterdon #twilight

i cant sleep im afraid of albert jumping out from behind something
#Monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Devil Girl From Mars (1954).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
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3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

@CactuarJoe * About that ship: the Professor was trying to work out how to attack the organic nature, maybe he was going to try to develop a virus or something, but they let that plot element slide in the end. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Monsterdon-but-make-it-Twilight:

Edward and Alice take a break from hunting red deer in the highlands while Carlisle goes off to try and get Alistair to come out of whatever cave he's been living in. They see the saucer land and Edward is amazed and excited for once and they sit down a long way's offer to watch what develops via the lens of their respective gift. Nothing does, so they get out their pocket chess board and stare at it for a very long time.

#monsterdon #twilight

@blogdiva

An alien landing and possible earth population disruption is merely a blip in the timeline of the Scottish Pub.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Fair, I respect it 👍

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ...and now I want to watch that Futurama episode

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this devilish dramedy!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! I missed out again tonight, but still love the randomized format!

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: So there were a couple plot problems. Did you see what she was wearing??

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#monsterdon

btw found this pic. Naia never skipped leg day

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars #TeamDevilGirl

@apLundell Wait, is this just a video podcast with occasional clips from the film they're talking about??

#monsterdon

they’re drawing cards? brits are so weird

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars #TeamDevilGirl

@bunnyhero Somebody said they were watching it but I forget who

#Monsterdon

@diazona @Cherizilla "An Abrupt Ending"
The Monsterdon classic.

#monsterdon

@paco @ramsey @steggy That is so obviously some sort of sperm extracting device.

#monsterdon

@paco I've seen OpenShot and Shotcut talked about for video editing on Linux. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @paco Devil Girl needs to get her steps in while waiting for the foolish humans to get their shit together

#Monsterdon

@diazona @SordidAmok i've looked at high school yearbooks from the 1950s and kids seemed to dress older back then #monsterdon

@squared99 @kimlockhartga Follow the #MonsterdonAlert hashtag! All the "administrative" posts use that one, including the poll we use to choose the movie each Monday and the announcement on Tuesday. Plus, people will share links to various sources where it can be viewed or downloaded.

The schedule is fixed; it's always 9 PM US Eastern time/6 PM Pacific.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Pretty clear that Naya was gonna bang one way or another. #monsterdon @YsengrinWolf

@davesdogmaggie aaaaaaaaabsolutely not

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@squared99 yes. Each Sunday night, around an hour before, look for the #Monsterdon announcement of the movie. Find it on a streaming app. Queue it up and start the movie at exactly 9PM EST U.S. I use YouTube but a lot of folks prefer Tubi. Does this help? The comments are often hilarious and are all under the hashtag so you can see them streaming in real time. I watch the movie on my tablet and do my commenting on my phone.

@YsengrinWolf Quite appropriate that it ended with a bang, too. #Monsterdon

If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event. This week we watched DEVIL GIRL FROM MARS (1954). See the post at the top of this thread for more info:

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553

Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social for herding the giant robots every week for #Monsterdon 🤖 and for tonight's ultra-scornful #DevilGirlFromMars https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113779250725663912

The robot from DEVIL GIRL FROM MARS (1954) vs the one from SUPERSONIC MAN (1979), who wins? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok that was pretty fun! i'm *really* glad i caught the detail in the opening credits that it was adapted from a play, cause it makes sense the way the action is laid out at a single location

i was definitely envisioning staging for an off-broadway production the whole time ;)

good selection, everybody :D and thanks as always to our host @Taweret !

@combatwombat saving _that_ one xD

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@paco Sounds about right. #Monsterdon

Agree! #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Yep really! https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0183764/

I think she might have looked a little older because of the suit, but I dunno, I'm really bad at estimating people's ages.

#Monsterdon

having fantasies such as "Nyah touches my face" and "Nyah explains that the war was actually cis men vs. everyone else but she didn't think people in the 50s would understand anything besides binary gender"

#monsterdon

time to hang up the latex cape for this week of #Monsterdon
thanks @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting & everyone for posting, may sonar pings of a clunky robot sing you to sleep 🤖

Was Mr Jamieson related to Hugh Laurie?
#monsterdon

@lytta Nyaaa Earth-man
#Monsterdon

the ship didn't explode it just teleported back to mongo

which we call mars

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I was hoping for more fetishwear, but I guess I'll have to take what I can get. Tall, angular women draped in PVC and wearing dental dams for capes, and condoms for caps.

Thanks @Taweret and to #monsterdon folks in general for voting for this stinker. We love you all, even if you're slowly ruining my life.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

#monsterdon Okay, that Betty was supposedly a continuity person sorta irks me. They needed a phone, but THE PHONE IS SEVEN MILES AWAY. Except, you know, at the end, when the phone in the inn RINGS. They must have done some serious copper-install work while the movie was afoot. How did the crews bringing the lines get through the invisible wall around the property? Well, perhaps we'll read all about this and other mysteries surrounding this movie in THE NEAREST SEARS CATALOG!

i think her ship was probably a stamina-style beyblade

tho' the lack of perfect symmetry does make me consider hybrid stamina-attack

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"A statuesque and striking actress with vaguely reptilian aspects, at once sinister and alluring; a smile never more than a whisker away from a sneer and a commanding, imperious presence suggesting innate superiority. Difficult to cast, Patricia Laffan seemed destined to portray the villainous or the eccentric." - IMDB on Patricia Laffan, who played the Martian #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe amen

#monsterdon

i saw the first like... 40 some minutes of this a while ago and have waited to watch the end of it until something came up and then #monsterdon picked it and I couldn't be happier :D

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Louisa that's just what it looks like when an organic metal saucer teleports back to mars

#monsterdon

The Martian Mistress deserves her own erotic fanfic

#monsterdon

There was a colorized version? Probably grainy as heck. And man archive has been watching along with Monsterdon hasn't it.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

I think the real problem with this movie is that they seem to have confused nuclear reactors as a power source for nuclear bombs. A reactor pile would be fine if you punch it, you wouldn't be, but the reactor should still work. A bomb on the other hand requires incredible precision in both the location of the fissile material(s) and the placement & timing of the detonators can end up as a metaphorical damp squib if jostled too much (you get a "dirty bomb" with a not very powerful explosion).

#Monsterdon

@apLundell he's a criminal he must have crimed it somehow

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero One can hope 😁

#monsterdon

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Gonna have to be sad for Devil Grrl who did not deserve that ending while everyone else definitely did.

Thanks @Taweret , @Cherizilla, @JoeWynne and all you #Monsterdonians for another lovely and weird evening!

I'll say this, that was like a million times better than Visitor from Venus. #Monsterdon

Nothing happened and the exact opposite of the right people died 😢 #TeamMonster

As always, thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! It was good to get back to the classics. Looking forward to next week!

#Monsterdon

The ship fucked off in the sky.

Oh, was not expecting it to explode.

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars_1954

#Monsterdon "do you go with me of your own free will?" she's all about safe/sane/consensual

Drinks for everyone! The most British ending.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

All's well that ends well, keep calm and carry on, stiff upper lip and all that tut tut what's all this then

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

what if that wasn't an explosion but just what warp drive looks like

she'll come back in half an hour to vapourize the pub and everyone in it

#monsterdon

kudos to our sexy hot leather female Vader. I'm kinda sad she was wasted on this movie
#monsterdon

Big bada boom

Nice ending. No notes.

#Monsterdon

@hollie @diazona Uhh I think it was probably girls

#monsterdon

girlfriend mourns, everybody else has a celebratory drink, the eennnndddd #monsterdon

thanks y'all! esp @Taweret and @ryan

And they drank for a week. What a stinker. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Hopefully that's the last of the "space people in an English pub" movies for a while. #Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Thanks for another, um, movie!

Actually, that was better than I expected, despite the obvious lack of Scots accents, at least it moved forward.

Till next time.

#monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon this week.

"Albert Simpson? What? Who? Look, I'm very hungover....."

#monsterdon

@70sgayspaceangel it's 1950s Scotland so sure why not

#monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Damn it! This is why you don't trust your clanky old robot to repair your space ship. Devil Girl you should have taken that thing into the shop before going on a long trip to Earth.
#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Louisa he died a hero saving the earthmen from snu-snu!

#monsterdon

Wow that was amazing thanks @Taweret and friends ❤️🦹‍♀🖤 #Monsterdon #devilgirlfrommars

@hollie
Why does the font for that movie look like Dr Seuss??

#Monsterdon

@diazona You're....welcome..? 😂

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@Taweret I'll always remember her dramatic entrances, and that time she got blurry in the foyer T_T #Monsterdon