@Taweret I definitely saw a nip. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll 🪆🕵🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Wait, I'm confused ... what happened to Doc Eyebrows?

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@bryanhowell 😂
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if the dummy don't fit
you must acquit

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this is what people did before the internet, get their sleazy mates around the world to find answers...

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@diazona I wish they all could be Piccadilly girls #monsterdon

So I am thinking we have at least two monsters here
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Cut to a Sino-Balinese-Indian-Hawaiian mask or some shit #monsterdon

why does the dummy ping like a submarine

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#Monsterdon Ooooo... is this a scene where something happens?

One can hope.

lol "hugo, she said you were ugly"

love the mind games between these two...

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@diazona #monsterdon

aaah.... I've been skipping the Mothra movies.... I'm no dummy....

@diazona @ohiofi You’re tearing me apart, Marianne!

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There has to be a solution that could fluff the runtime a little more

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Coffee and cigarettes. this man smells wonderful

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so this dummy has had to sit here and watch while Vorelli bangs all these hypno-roofied ladies? lord, i'd be wandering into random dudes' bedrooms begging for help too.

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Aaaggghhhhhh he's soooo groooossssss

Also he's SUCH A TERRIBLE KISSER it's like he's eating their faces

When do we get to watch the doll do something more terrible to him than using ESP to call for help

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"Bill and Melinda split"

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what nationality is Doctor Eyebrows supposed to be?

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She's only "mostly" comatose.

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What if the big fella with the eyebrows is a devil doll in a man suit, he's in the belly operating it all with strings....puppets within puppets!

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WE HAVE SPLIT DIOPTER SIGN

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Okay, which character is gonna be Van Helsing and actually believe this poor woman #monsterdon

Star Of David wallpaper in the bedroom?

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It's amazing he feels no responsibility whatsoever
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@SnoopJ Didn't want to trigger the Vorelli actor... wonder what it was like for him in the 30s... ^^ #monsterdon

@Violinknitter I wondered that too! Probably just some very happy extra with his hands at the bottom, pushing up

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@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon

because they practiced their kissing on ventriloquist's dummies.

lol, sexy dummy dreams....

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Ah the passionate awkward hug. Pretty sure she's pregnant now.

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Wouldn't a pager have been so much simpler?

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I wear my false eyelashes at night so i can so i can... #monsterdon

mfer shoulda tried talking to tha dummy.

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"And wherever you are, you will come"

This is the worst Dom ever

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At the charity ball, Voreli does another demo where the dummy says he's hungry when Voreli goes to the table, and Voreli asks him to get the food himself, so he grabs a knife and then someone in the audience screams and then Voreli tells him to put the knife down and apologize. Then everyone claps.

The scene works better than I am describing because tension.

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We're all hoping it's a Mechanical Turk situation and not a sentient and autonomous ventriloquist's doll

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At least they managed to make the dummy disturbing.

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Hugo can you please start eating some of the people at this party

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I hope the doll decides to masturbate in front of the posh crowd, whole laughing manically.

It's how I would film it.

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I really like this scene. So awkward and creepy. I love how they’re arguing and Vorelli makes bad jokes and assumes the audience is on “his” side

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I'm guessing this is gonna be one of those movies that tries to be dramatically good but fails to first make me like the characters, making me bored instead.

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...technically that drink conversation was a Bechdel pass

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@fluffy

Their AI broke giving them so many wrong explanations.

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#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 this guy's rooms are what quagmire's apartment are based on in family guy

"I should be delighted! ... But I'm not." #monsterdon

This scene should be a public information film to young people in the 60s

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“You haven’t finished your drink”

CREEP FACTORS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!!!!

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Hey did you guys hear that her aunt is having a charity ball? It's just a rumor going around.

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Do not accept this man's drink.

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OMG, this is not a safe space for Marianne...

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#monsterdon "I think he's a phony"

Well, yeah. He's a stage performer.

Wait until you learn about stage magicians!

Holy moly we get it her aunt is having a charity ball.

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💸 Low Budget Film School 👿🎎

Walking is the value add of this movie escalating the creepiness of the ventriloquist dummy.

How does the doll walk? It's 4'2" tall Sadie Corre in the costume.

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Can't help feeling his blonde lady helper is somebody young that I know as somebody old on TV

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That last bit wouldn't have been a bad act if the human lead had ANY CHARISMA WHATEVER

but he doesn't

alas

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#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 20 bucks says the dummy used to be a human

Why, Hugo couldn't possibly be literally any 4 year-old in a mask! The Great Vorelli wouldn't play us like that!

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Yay! He has naked disgust for his dummy! *claps* #Monsterdon

Who you callin' a dummy, dummy?! #monsterdon

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wow this girl is impressionable
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[audience looks on with confusion]

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omg, cleavage! Scandalous! #monsterdon

I do the jitterbug and wild turkey and the flail
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lol, who is going to volunteer after that?!

"I was in the War, let me relive that, again and again! yayy!2

#Monsterdon

Finishing the fried rice for dinner. Two meals worth. Perfectly done and not shortage of egg or veggies. Get some in every bite. $11. #monsterdon

"hey let me take my date to the show where people get hypnotized into thinking they're being killed and then insist that she volunteer" #monsterdon

"I should like another volunteer."

Yeah, who wants to pretend to have their head blown off? It's good fun!

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This guy does not die (in mind-craft) with a bang, but with a whimper

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are london audiences always this bloodthirsty

Jeff Dunham's early work was a lot less racist but it still makes me uncomfortable

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Next scene we get our journalist POV character, Clark Kent... I mean um... "Mark". He is in an office talking to a different Blonde Dame whose name I did not catch. Anyway he's grumpy that he's been asked to cover the Great Voreli for a story and not cover the Cuban Missile Crisis or Beatlemania or the space race or whatever else was happening in 1964 when this movie was made.

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"Afraid of being cast in this movie."

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We watched a terrible one about mannequins last night with Chuck Connors. Tourist Trap. Avoid. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Remember the good old days when watching someone dial a phone was considered compelling cinema?

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For my first trick… I shall make the audience disappear

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The Great Vorelli presents His Questionable Deviantart Account

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Hugo is a sell out

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"GABBO IS COMING!!!"

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This is funny but I really don't have it in me to watch this movie twice in one night. #monsterdon

Okay yeah, it's starting to come back to me.

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@kcarr2015 Who was the *actual* baddie?

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#monsterdon I wonder what lingering effects this will have on Hugo. Unable to sleep unless sitting in a cage? An awkward urge to get into fisting?

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Why am I picturing Devil Doll in Team America World Police singing America, Fuck Yeah!

I can believe 1960s Patriarchy would let a murderer go free though...it would also be a tough case to prove...what with puppets and soul transfers and such. #Monsterdon

Belvera is even more of a hot goth this time. But she has a giant zipper on the back of her dress?
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So would it be a better TV anthology episode? Yes. But still, a satisfying twist to a creepy dummy and his creepier human. I expected something a lot worse. Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for tonight’s #Monsterdon.

Got it, this asshole is handsy with EVERYTHING even the dummies

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#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 body-swap comedy!

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I think we've all learned the important moral..

Anyway, @Taweret , @Cherizilla , @JoeWynne , and other helpful souls, thank you.
If you ever get trapped in a dummy and whisper for my help in my room at 2AM I swear I'll help you.

More Mothra. More Ghidorah. More Gorath? Dinosaurs what?
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Because why not? Sure, Vorelli studied for decades with eastern mystics to learn soul transfer, and this Hugo character just does a swap with no training. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

So uh the dummy just uh popped that other doll (?)'s head and then was able to mind swap with the hypnotist because uh... .. and then the entire plot with the wife just sort of evaporated and was... unrelated... #monsterdon

I’m so relived that the soul of the person who

[checks notes]

killed the blond woman 30 minutes ago

Is now the one walking around free in a human body #Monsterdon

Ok, wooden babies would've been a better ending. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll 🪆🕵🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

And they fucked off into a Twilight Zone episode.

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That was bat shit.
Thanks for making it almost watchable #Monsterdon and thanks for the stream @Taweret @ryan

@Crazypedia coherent and quick! No sea! #Monsterdon

I guess we didn't really need any of the other characters. Hugo had the whole situation in hand. Even his request for assistance had no effect on anything or anyone in the end.

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