You wot? But I was just licking your neck! #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Dear Hugo, tonight we fly to Spain.. with my ugly wooden lady..

La cage aux dolle.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Veg-e-tab-laaaaah

Ohhhh this is a David Lo Pan thing. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne oh wow! I owe a lot to that creep!

#Monsterdon

I see, of course

But I still don't understand

#Monsterdon

Popcorns not cutting it... I want boiled peanuts 🤤🥜
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Is it almost over? Hugo, let’s get this over with. Kill Vorelli, already.

#Monsterdon

I blame the “Blood of the Virgin” from act
2

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Eau du Murder

By Hugo Boss

Is this the first shot we’ve had of that GORGEOUS house? #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear I feel like that's a common Monsterdon experience.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Damn, this is going for another #monsterdon sudden end
#devildoll1964

He gave me hypno-roofies and I'm in love with him now #monsterdon

@paco @davesdogmaggie Four? That's generous

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

She looks happier because she's in hypnolove. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

At the end, will he turn to the audience and say:

"You vill forget.. the contents of this movie.."

"The docs took me off the drugs. It's amazing how much better I feel when I'm not heavily sedated"

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
#monsterdon

@Taweret In my head you just moved on to an entirely different piece of media like half an hour ago

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Going to need some stretchy duct tape to keep this plot together
But I like the ASMR birds
#monsterdon

Reel Change!

Nice location

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

"The Amy Winehouse Story" isn't what I thought it would be, honestly.

#Monsterdon

Is she about to meet Frankenstein in the garden, who will throw her down a well?

WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST, MOVE ON ALREADY #Monsterdon

the mesmerism sound effects are like when I try to make sound collages on audacity

#Monsterdon

Cool old house though, excellent to do a Saltburn in...

#Monsterdon

was this entire doll thing just a buildup to resolve plot with _regular_ ol' hypnosis?

why are we here, exactly?

#monsterdon

get your stinking mesmer hands off marianne you creep!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👩 😏 👻 🎎 👹 😱

why was there a guy in the background picking up litter?

#Monsterdon

TELL MARK HES A DUMMY, JESSICA

@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.

#Monsterdon

@diazona But with a human touch! #Monsterdon

@moira put Edwina backinbool! #monsterdon

#monsterdonreplay is amazing I love it so much, my only feedback is can we make it so the play bar can disappear when not in use ❤️ #monsterdon

what the fuck tardis noise

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@LingLass Things that would work better if this was set in the same era as Dracula instead of after half a century of dramatic scientific advancement.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Can someone take the orbital sander off of the cello, please?

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Vorelli isn't the villain I imagined either.

#monsterdon

@gblues And the doll wasn't born in the UK. It's an immigrant. We'll get it one way or another.
#monsterdon

Look all this is making me want to do is listen to old musique concrete albums like Delia Derbyshire's stuff.

#monsterdon

Doctor using some jedi mind tricks there

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👩 😏 👻 🎎 👹 😱

Mark. Don't take his advice.

@paco And there's no rule that says a ventriloquist dummy can't play basketball. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

more like a BORE-elli, amirite?

#monsterdon

stop talking about whether the dummy has this kids soul in it and get on with breaking into the goddamn house and breaking the goddamn dummy out #monsterdon

"perhaps this is a case of interrupted hypnosis"

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

A soul thief!
#monsterdon
#devildoll1964

"He's put a man's soul into that doll!"

"I'm sorry, but that's not against the law."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon So, the way the act was supposed to work, was that he hypnotized a man to not feel pain, and then he jabs a knife into that man's heart?

Feels like pain would be the least of your problems at that point.

Just like that lesser known Beatles album, Robber Soul.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

"your wife never suffered any traumatic shocks"
"maybe she did, i don't know, how should i know i'm just her husband"
#monsterdon

this movie is killing MY soul....

#monsterdon

This backstory could have been an email. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It looks like...Hugo!

That's the MEANEST THING EVER SAID

Is Mr. English supposed to be American. Did I miss that? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#Monsterdon 👩 😏 👻 🎎 👹 😱

does dialog that explicitly just tells you what happened count as 'narration' for bingo purposes?

Like a veh-ja-TAH-bull. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@heathen_cat i remember that #Monsterdon

oh, I thought Mr English was saying he did not like his own imagination

which

I mean

#monsterdon

nice cool great use of time now we know this kids soul is in the dummy and no time for the dummy to go hogwild and kill his father #monsterdon

Maybe Hugo was seeing this movie in repeat on his comatose and prefer to die to live in this hell.
#monsterdon
#devildoll1964

The german lady telling us this story has run out of flashback exposition points, so she hands off the exposition to a large german guy to do more flashback exposition. Then the large german guy himself runs out of flashback exposition points, so he kicks them out of their store.

#monsterdon

Goddammit where’s the hottie wife?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It was a long time ago. I was...younger.

Yep, that's how that works.

I think none of us like it at this point, movie.

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

Why do I feel like this guy would be typecast as a KGB enforcer?

#Monsterdon

please "in the hospitable like a vegetable" clip audio please #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I can say I am, unequivocally

Board

#monsterdon customers?

#Monsterdon 👩 😏 👻 🎎 👹 😱

Did you take him to the hospital tho.

ok @GeoffWozniak wins tonight's #monsterdon with

https://masto.hackers.town/@GeoffWozniak/116038455364511360

“Like a veggieTAHble” #Monsterdon

It's over soon, yes? Please?

#monsterdon

I mean... *I'm* feeling nothing

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

I think I would have mentioned the stabbing first, then if there’s time the incredible weights.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Well, Hugo felt that for sure.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

"that's the power of hypnotism"

no, Vorelli, that doesn't even _scan_

#monsterdon

So he's been a lifelong douche then.
Someone should have given him a one way ticket to the middle of the ocean sooner.
#Monsterdon

Anyone else jealous?

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

It's like there's a mirror between them! Not. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Murdering a dude on stage is probably not a great closer. #Monsterdon

So the reporter Mark English is... an American. Who named these characters. 🤨

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

#monsterdon Magda, Grace, Little Miss Horn…

“I tell you. I saw!” #Monsterdon ( who is the orher who saw?)

@paco@infosec.exchange 🥂 #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

"Taking the soul of Hugo...and giving it to the Domi"

Max Domi? #NHL #Hockey

#monsterdon

On what planet does that puppet look like that dude?

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@jonny@neuromatch.social filming in a closet is cheaper I guess
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

rah rah Rasputin

Sticks his hand in Hugo's spleen

Okay. So, this flashback is probably the most interesting part of the film, so far.

#Monsterdon

So I don't get what happened to the murdered first assistant
No cops? No nothing?
#monsterdon

It looks like Hugo!

Narrator: It in fact, did not look anything like Hugo.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Are we going to get a dummy switcheroo with a look-alike dummy? Chekov's dummy unboxing?

Movie... boring... falling into... semicomatose state. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Narrator: He looked nothing like Hugo

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

It doesn't look anything like Hugo. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#monsterdon "Oh! It looks like hugo!"

No it doesn't. It doesn't look anything like him.