You wot? But I was just licking your neck! #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
Dear Hugo, tonight we fly to Spain.. with my ugly wooden lady..
La cage aux dolle.
#monsterdon Veg-e-tab-laaaaah
Ohhhh this is a David Lo Pan thing. #Monsterdon
@JoeWynne oh wow! I owe a lot to that creep!
Popcorns not cutting it... I want boiled peanuts π€€π₯
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll
Is it almost over? Hugo, letβs get this over with. Kill Vorelli, already.
I blame the βBlood of the Virginβ from act
2
Is this the first shot weβve had of that GORGEOUS house? #Monsterdon
@cocaine_owlbear I feel like that's a common Monsterdon experience.
Damn, this is going for another #monsterdon sudden end
#devildoll1964
He gave me hypno-roofies and I'm in love with him now #monsterdon
@paco @davesdogmaggie Four? That's generous
She looks happier because she's in hypnolove. #Monsterdon
At the end, will he turn to the audience and say:
"You vill forget.. the contents of this movie.."
"The docs took me off the drugs. It's amazing how much better I feel when I'm not heavily sedated"
@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
#monsterdon
@Taweret In my head you just moved on to an entirely different piece of media like half an hour ago
Going to need some stretchy duct tape to keep this plot together
But I like the ASMR birds
#monsterdon
"The Amy Winehouse Story" isn't what I thought it would be, honestly.
Is she about to meet Frankenstein in the garden, who will throw her down a well?
WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST, MOVE ON ALREADY #Monsterdon
the mesmerism sound effects are like when I try to make sound collages on audacity
Cool old house though, excellent to do a Saltburn in...
was this entire doll thing just a buildup to resolve plot with _regular_ ol' hypnosis?
why are we here, exactly?
get your stinking mesmer hands off marianne you creep!
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why was there a guy in the background picking up litter?
TELL MARK HES A DUMMY, JESSICA
@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.
@diazona But with a human touch! #Monsterdon
@moira put Edwina backinbool! #monsterdon
#monsterdonreplay is amazing I love it so much, my only feedback is can we make it so the play bar can disappear when not in use β€οΈ #monsterdon
what the fuck tardis noise
@LingLass Things that would work better if this was set in the same era as Dracula instead of after half a century of dramatic scientific advancement.
Can someone take the orbital sander off of the cello, please?
@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators
Vorelli isn't the villain I imagined either.
@gblues And the doll wasn't born in the UK. It's an immigrant. We'll get it one way or another.
#monsterdon
Look all this is making me want to do is listen to old musique concrete albums like Delia Derbyshire's stuff.
Doctor using some jedi mind tricks there
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Mark. Don't take his advice.
@paco And there's no rule that says a ventriloquist dummy can't play basketball. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
more like a BORE-elli, amirite?
stop talking about whether the dummy has this kids soul in it and get on with breaking into the goddamn house and breaking the goddamn dummy out #monsterdon
"perhaps this is a case of interrupted hypnosis"
A soul thief!
#monsterdon
#devildoll1964
#monsterdon So, the way the act was supposed to work, was that he hypnotized a man to not feel pain, and then he jabs a knife into that man's heart?
Feels like pain would be the least of your problems at that point.
Just like that lesser known Beatles album, Robber Soul.
"your wife never suffered any traumatic shocks"
"maybe she did, i don't know, how should i know i'm just her husband"
#monsterdon
this movie is killing MY soul....
This backstory could have been an email. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It looks like...Hugo!
That's the MEANEST THING EVER SAID
Is Mr. English supposed to be American. Did I miss that? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll
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does dialog that explicitly just tells you what happened count as 'narration' for bingo purposes?
Like a veh-ja-TAH-bull. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
@heathen_cat i remember that #Monsterdon
nice cool great use of time now we know this kids soul is in the dummy and no time for the dummy to go hogwild and kill his father #monsterdon
Maybe Hugo was seeing this movie in repeat on his comatose and prefer to die to live in this hell.
#monsterdon
#devildoll1964
The german lady telling us this story has run out of flashback exposition points, so she hands off the exposition to a large german guy to do more flashback exposition. Then the large german guy himself runs out of flashback exposition points, so he kicks them out of their store.
Goddammit whereβs the hottie wife?
#monsterdon It was a long time ago. I was...younger.
Yep, that's how that works.
I think none of us like it at this point, movie.
Why do I feel like this guy would be typecast as a KGB enforcer?
please "in the hospitable like a vegetable" clip audio please #monsterdon
#monsterdon customers?
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Did you take him to the hospital tho.
ok @GeoffWozniak wins tonight's #monsterdon with
βLike a veggieTAHbleβ #Monsterdon
It's over soon, yes? Please?
I mean... *I'm* feeling nothing
I think I would have mentioned the stabbing first, then if thereβs time the incredible weights.
Well, Hugo felt that for sure.
So he's been a lifelong douche then.
Someone should have given him a one way ticket to the middle of the ocean sooner.
#Monsterdon
Anyone else jealous?
It's like there's a mirror between them! Not. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
Murdering a dude on stage is probably not a great closer. #Monsterdon
So the reporter Mark English is... an American. Who named these characters. π€¨
#monsterdon Magda, Grace, Little Miss Hornβ¦
βI tell you. I saw!β #Monsterdon ( who is the orher who saw?)
On what planet does that puppet look like that dude?
@jonny@neuromatch.social filming in a closet is cheaper I guess
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll
"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."
Okay. So, this flashback is probably the most interesting part of the film, so far.
So I don't get what happened to the murdered first assistant
No cops? No nothing?
#monsterdon
Are we going to get a dummy switcheroo with a look-alike dummy? Chekov's dummy unboxing?
Movie... boring... falling into... semicomatose state. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964
Narrator: He looked nothing like Hugo
It doesn't look anything like Hugo. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll
#monsterdon "Oh! It looks like hugo!"
No it doesn't. It doesn't look anything like him.